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It's big, heavy, and ugly. You can't kill it; you can't even frighten it. It's 6X3X3 feet tall, with two tiers and three drawers that work. It's sheet metal and angle iron, welded together with testosterone.
Run a monster truck over it. Tape explosives to it. Launch it a quarter mile with a (big) trebuchet. Play the Anvil Chorus on it with sledgehammers for an hour. It will mock you.
I'm a beaten man. Just get it out of my garage. Bring your friends.
There are many other such gems over at The Best of Craigslist; however, before proceeding to the hilarity on offer, please note that postings are nominated by craigslist readers, and are not necessarily endorsed by craigslist staff.
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Maybe he’s just looking to expand his repertoire.
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This thread has the stink of win™.
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Reminds me of this gem from years ago on eBay.
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