[Cody Dawg]

Click here to see the psycho "no speaking or sounds" sign delivered to their home.

They actually are not going to speak to their own newborn for 7 days after their baby is born!



Katie Holmes should get out, now, before it's too late.

The way that those Scientology cultists are acting is like watching Rosemary's Baby or something.

[wdlove]

Hi Cody,

A very sad situation. Typical of Hollywood. I feel very sorry for them, that they have lost their way. Jesus said "that many false prophets would come in my name."

[KeyLimePi]

(you two should get a room)

[Obi Wan's Ghost]

The brainwashing commences early. Should have chosen Jedi. We let children play with swords for years before forming their thought patterns to conform with our creed.

[Obi Wan's Ghost]

Originally Posted by wdlove

Hi Cody,
Jesus said that many false prophets would come in my name.

[Ghoser777]

I don't think Scientologists are false prophets - they definitely aren't proclaiming the name of Jesus. They're just nuts.

[Kr0nos]

That's what she gets for choosing Tom over me!

[Stradlater]

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

Katie Holmes should get out, now, before it's too late.

Do you really sympathize with her? She knew what she was getting into before she got married.

[demograph68]

Sure, laugh at him now. Just wait until he gets his super powers!

[meelk]

Cody just prays to the E! channel instead.

[Nicko]

Originally Posted by Kr0nos

That's what she gets for choosing Tom over me!

Hey, quite moving in on my territory. She's mine!

Well, I guess she is officially damaged goods now...

[Nai no Kami]

Originally Posted by wdlove

Hi Cody,

...Jesus said that many false prophets would come in my name.

Jesus said that many false prophets would come in your name?. You should be very annoyed by those imposters.

[Dark Helmet]

Originally Posted by wdlove

Jesus said that many false prophets would come in my name.

Gimmie a break.

His religion is no more write/wrong than yours.

[Ghoser777]

Originally Posted by Stradlater

Do you really sympathize with her? She knew what she was getting into before she got married.

I don't think she's married yet.

[Stradlater]

Originally Posted by Ghoser777

I don't think she's married yet.

Well, engaged, at least.

[Nicko]

Originally Posted by Dark Helmet

Gimmie a break.

His religion is no more write/wrong than yours.

Agreed. Besides, how many other famous religions can you name that have been created on a bet? Granted its probably more of a pyramid scheme for wealthy lawyers to avoid taxes than it is a religion.

[Dakar]

Originally Posted by Nicko

Hey, quite moving in on my territory. She's mine!

Well, I guess she is officially damaged goods now...

Her being pregnant wasn't damaged enough for you?

[davesimondotcom]

Not speaking to a newborn for 7 days is just stupid. A baby should know his or her parent's voices before birth and after. The voice that will soothe the baby forever.

[davesimondotcom]

It’s been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said I’m angry.
Five days since you laughed at me
Saying get that together come back and see me.
Three days since the living room
I realized it’s all my fault, but couldn’t tell you
Yesterday you’d forgiven me
But it’ll still be two days till I say I’m sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You’ll think you’re looking at aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the chalet swiss
I like the sushi ’cause it’s never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like leann rimes
Because I’m all about value
Bert kaempfert’s got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I’d like a stinkin achin shake
I like vanilla, it’s the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, cause then you’ll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it’s so dangerous, you’ll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can’t understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

It’s been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said you’re crazy
Five days since you tackled me
I’ve still got the rug burns on both my knees
It’s been three days since the afternoon
You realized it’s not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you’d forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you’re sorry

Chickity china the chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin’
Watchin x-files with no lights on, we’re dans la maison
I hope the smoking man’s in this one
Like harrison ford I’m getting frantic
Like sting I’m tantric
Like snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like kurasawa I make mad films
Okay I don’t make films
But if I did they’d have a samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs just so my
Irons aren’t always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with sailor moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can’t understand what I mean? you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt

It’s been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said I’m sorry
Five days since I laughed at you
And said you just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the living room
We realized we’re both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it’ll still be two days till we say we’re sorry
It’ll still be two days till we say we’re sorry
It’ll still be two days till we say we’re sorry
Birchmount stadium, home of the robbie

[Spliffdaddy]

I'd still hit it.

My ex wife was a lot crazier than Katie Holmes.

[Dark Helmet]

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

I'd still hit it.

Tom? He is the nutty one by the way.

[baw]

"And Cruise still won't come out of the closet!"

[tavilach]

Originally Posted by wdlove

Hi Cody,

A very sad situation. Typical of Hollywood. I feel very sorry for them, that they have lost their way. Jesus said that many false prophets would come in my name.

[keekeeree]

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

The way that those Scientology cultists are acting is like watching Rosemary's Baby or something.

Yeah, those silly people. They should believe in a religion that adheres to a form of cannibalism:

"Truly, truly, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of man and drink his blood, you have no life in you; he who eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day. For my flesh is food indeed, and my blood is drink indeed. He who eats my flesh and drinks my blood abides in me, and I in him" (John 6:53–56).

...cause you know, there's nothing weird about that, right?

I'm certainly not promoting their beliefs, but any religous practices taken out of context can make them seem kinda strange.

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by Dark Helmet

His religion is no more write/wrong than yours.

There is that high end Canadian education in play again.

I hope you proof your work.

[Dark Helmet]

Originally Posted by wdlove

Jesus said that many false prophets would come in my name.

That's a pretty good line if you want to discredit anyone in advance

[nredman]

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

Click here to see the psycho "no speaking or sounds" sign delivered to their home.

They actually are not going to speak to their own newborn for 7 days after their baby is born!



Katie Holmes should get out, now, before it's too late.

The way that those Scientology cultists are acting is like watching Rosemary's Baby or something.

makes sense to me since the kid will probably never see his/her parents anyways because they will be out making movies while someone else raises him/her. whats 7 days to that?

[andi*pandi]

tom may be completely nutzo, but if katie is staying with him, she can't be completely sane.

and that poor baby is going to think he got born into a monestary with vows of silence.

[starman]

I could see Katie waking up at 3am just to sneak in a "chat" with the baby.

[Spliffdaddy]

You guys can say what you want about Tom Cruise - but he's a super-nice mofo.

There aren't many guys that would raise my child as their own.

[awcopus]

Perhaps Katie Holmes could hold Tom Cruise's testicles throughout the birth and see if he remains silent!!!
Julie Lisle
Macau

-Quoted from a responder to the original article (see link above).

So... Tom Cruise has balls?

[wallinbl]

Originally Posted by Dark Helmet

His religion is no more write/wrong than yours.

He might not be able to prove so, but you're wrong. So long as you count in atheism, someone is more right that the others (no god/one god/many gods/reincarnation/etc).

[Eug Wanker]

Wrong Forum™

Originally Posted by KeyLimePi

(you two should get a room)

Indeed.

[goMac]

Originally Posted by Nai no Kami

Jesus said that many false prophets would come in your name?. You should be very annoyed by those imposters.

Hm, this would explain why WDLove is so nice all the time...

[Apple Pro Underwear]

So look what Tom Cruise had to go through!

• Sex in the vagina
• Sex with a woman

the horror!

[hills_7]

I hear Cruise shoots blanks.

What if the kid comes out black?

I don't think there'll be much silence then.

[Spliffdaddy]

I demand a DNA test!

Who's to say Katie isn't carrying *my* child?

Miracles *do* happen.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by wdlove

Jesus said that many false prophets would come in my name.

In the name of wdlove ?

-t

[Dark Helmet]

Originally Posted by what_the_heck

In the name of wdlove ?

-t

At least 2 people pointed out that mistake hours ago.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Dark Helmet

At least 2 people pointed out that mistake hours ago.

I know, I just found it too funny.
So count this as thirded and fourthed.

-t

[wdlove]

Originally Posted by starman

I could see Katie waking up at 3am just to sneak in a "chat" with the baby.

No worry, it will be the nanny getting. There will be 24/7 nurse maid. to care for the baby.

[ironknee]

religion...blah

[wdlove]

Originally Posted by what_the_heck

In the name of wdlove ?

-t

Proper reading tells that it's was Jesus said, it is a quote from the Bible. Very famous quote. My Name, Jesus.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by wdlove

Proper reading tells that it's was Jesus said, it is a quote from the Bible. Very famous quote. My Name, Jesus.

Proper grammar could have avoided that

-t

[Cody Dawg]

Anyone making fun of WDLove because he quotes the Bible, which is important to HIM, is a loser and an ass.

What has WDLove ever done to ANYONE here at the forums?

[euchomai]

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

Anyone making fun of WDLove because he quotes the Bible, which is important to HIM, is a loser and an ass.

What has WDLove ever done to ANYONE here at the forums?

This forum is indeed full of losers and asses, and I love them all! Even the ones I hate. People are just teasing him about a grammar thing, not anti an anti Jesus thing. Teasing is a sign of being accepted by people.

I love Jesus too, check out my sig.

[Binarymix]

My, My, Cody sure gets away with a lot nowadays, seems like she's always calling people names. Tsk tsk.

I will pray for you Cody.

[goMac]

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

Anyone making fun of WDLove because he quotes the Bible, which is important to HIM, is a loser and an ass.

What has WDLove ever done to ANYONE here at the forums?

I think it might have something to do with WDLove accidently referring to himself as Jesus.

[JoshuaZ]

His constant "I look forward to our next chats" and semi-serous love interests in other members seems to get on some people's nerves.

[ironknee]

unless, of course, if WDlove is spanish...er...right?