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It's Like You Want Me To
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Hilbert space
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Don't. Push. The. Red. Button.
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Don't "push" the red "button".
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Ham Sandwich
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But it doesn't say:
1. Do not kick.
2. Do not yell.
3. Do not use the bell.
4. Do not set on fire.
5. Do not throw eggs at it.
6. Do not smash the window.
7. Do not send the ice cream man.
8. Do not re-broadcast my front door on live TV.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
Status:
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You forgot the underlines.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Shaddim's sock drawer
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Maybe it was mid-day freaky time? When you have kids you have to get it when you can.
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"I have a dream, that my four little children will one day live in a
nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin,
but by the content of their character." - M.L.King Jr
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
Status:
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Not answering is an option, no?
I loved that brief moment when I first realized unless the knock is followed by "it's the police", I don't have to answer the ****er if I don't feel like it.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Shaddim's sock drawer
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That can kill your mojo, though, having someone incessantly knocking. Didn't you do the sock on the doorknob thing in college?
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"I have a dream, that my four little children will one day live in a
nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin,
but by the content of their character." - M.L.King Jr
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
Status:
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Life finds a way.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
Status:
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This is only tangentially related, but what's the point of having a yellow bearcow in your front yard if you're not open to drunk kids trying to ride it?
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Looks like a midget giraffe.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
Status:
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I'm almost positive there are hippo genes involved.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Shaddim's sock drawer
Status:
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Looks like a setup for a Filthy Frank video.
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"I have a dream, that my four little children will one day live in a
nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin,
but by the content of their character." - M.L.King Jr
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Ham Sandwich
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Looks like the slot for the quarters needs cleaning.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Shaddim's sock drawer
Status:
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That's for quarters? Uh oh.
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"I have a dream, that my four little children will one day live in a
nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin,
but by the content of their character." - M.L.King Jr
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
Status:
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First it's Quarters, then Beer Pong... next thing you know it's ride'em cowboy!
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