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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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How do you stumble onto this stuff?
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STELLAAAA!!!
STEEELLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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7 & 24 are completely freakin' hammered.
Santa 42 is on the verge of inappropriate touching.
Santa 43 is inappropraitely touching.
Santas 48 & 55 look like they're trying to figure out where to hide the bodies of the children.
Santa 61 doesn't want to go to that house for Christmas. The child on the left is clearly planning on killing Santa and eating his reindeer. "Rudolph with your nose so bright, time for you to die tonight."
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54 
STELLAAAA!!!
STEEELLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!!
We have winner! Best post of the thread!
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
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Originally Posted by Rev-O
We have winner! Best post of the thread!
Or like EVVARRR!!!
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Jerry Garcia's day job?
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54
STELLAAAA!!!
STEEELLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Really, that's brilliant...
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Can someone elaborate on why that's funny? It looks like if I got it, it'd be a good one.
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Not Seinfeld, This is a reference to Marlon Brando in "A Streetcar named Desire."
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Never seen it. Although it does ring a bell. Thanks for the reference, I'll put it on my netflix list.
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Originally Posted by SirCastor
Not Seinfeld, This is a reference to Marlon Brando in "A Streetcar named Desire."
Ah yes. Referencing a reference. How smart of me  *shamed*
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Come on, everyone's had to 've seen The Christmas Story. That's the perfect "scared Santa." 
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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"Red Wings #1, baby!!! #1!!! WOOOO!!!!"
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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"I start fires!"
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This is great. It's becoming a caption thread.
Let the laughter begin.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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I feel his pain...
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Santa thinking to himself. I need a drink
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This is a nice reminder of what a crappy job that is to have.
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Originally Posted by SirCastor
Not Seinfeld, This is a reference to Marlon Brando in "A Streetcar named Desire."
Elaine yelling, "Stelllaaa!" at the old folk's gathering in Seinfeld while high on muscle relaxers is a reference to said movie. It's a really popular movie moment. Great classic movie, by the way. You should go rent it.
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Marlon Brando, before he became part of the Goodyear Blimp fleet.
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I find it funny that we are constantly telling our children not to talk to or accept candy from strangers. Then, we stick them on a strange man's lap (whom we suspect to be some drunk bum), walk away from them, expect them to tell this man their deepest desires, and take candy from him.
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This Santa's expession is great:
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Like Wisk said, totally drunk.
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That guy just looks absolutely hammered. I'd be too, with that job.
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I just realized something: I've never sat in a Santa's lap (just got that verified), never believed in Santa, was never told that there was a Santa, and still never blew Santa's cover when kids from elementary school would talk about what Santa was bringing them. My parents don't have a problem with it, as far as I know; they just never cared to pretend that the presents were coming from a god-like fat man in a red suit.
Has anyone else here been like this their whole life? I know some parents feel uncomfortable lying to their children about it. Perhaps this isn't such an odd thing?
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I believed in Santa until I was five or six. Not because my parents ever told me, but because of the other kids I would play with believed due to their parents.
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
That'd scare the shiat outta me too.
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Originally Posted by RAILhead
This Santa's expession is great:
He looks three sheets to the wind.
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"Keep focused on my eyes, fat man, while I steal your wallet"
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Too much egg nog and brandy?
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If Heaven has a dress code, I'm walkin to Hell in my Tony Lamas.
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Originally Posted by boots
Bwahahaha!
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Then there's this one ( oldie but goodie)
Of course, neither of those are kids afraid of santa, but both involve children in emotional distress because of santa.
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
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Boy: Aaaaaaaaahhh !!!!!
Oldest Girl: (smirk) Santa's goosing my brother hehehehehe !
Baby Girl: I'm goin' weweeeeeeeee.........................!
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Gee, I hope they're friendly..........
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You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
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oh God...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! 
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Don't bully me, I got an Uzi... HOO-HAH!
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Originally Posted by boots
PBF
Been a while since I've looked through the archives. Thanks for the reminder.
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It is developmentally appropriate for children of a certain age (usually between 18 months and 30 months) to be scared sheetless of strangers, especially large men with beards. Really. Happens almost every time. It makes you wonder why parents put their kids through this every time. It's kind of cruel.
But the kids are funny when they freak out because of the jolly old creep.
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Originally Posted by ghporter
It is developmentally appropriate for children of a certain age (usually between 18 months and 30 months) to be scared sheetless of strangers, especially large men with beards. Really. Happens almost every time. It makes you wonder why parents put their kids through this every time. It's kind of cruel.
That's what I was thinking. What a bunch of mean parents.
I put Santa's lap in the general category of clowns: source of childhood trauma. Haven't we had that clown discussion before?
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