My wife surprised me today. I had "been adult about it," and decided that we had other things to spend money on than a new MBP for me. Sure, it'd be great to have a laptop that wasn't nearly 10 years old, and all that, but I could wait. I wasn't going to be greedy about it.
So for Father's Day, my wife brought out this good-sized gift bag and said "Happy Father's Day!." It's a 13" rMBP (early 2015). I'm having a blast with it!