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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
3 wishes. The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but
I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that
whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she
wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned
her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the
most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she's
the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That
will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."
So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever !!!
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All too clever 
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“Building Better Worlds”
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Originally Posted by angelmb
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
3 wishes. The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but
I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that
whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she
wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned
her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the
most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she's
the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That
will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."
So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever !!!
haha good one 
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"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's."
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I could've sworn the moral was "Don't trip on acid."
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And out of the darkness, the Zombie did call...
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To balance that off..
A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his house yelling to his Wife.
"Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery! All 10 million
dollars of it.... Woooohooo"
"That's great sweetie," she replies, "Do I pack for the beach or
the mountains?"
"Who cares", he replies, "Just **** off!"
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Join Date: Jun 2004
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No, it was don't lick the frog!
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Originally Posted by TailsToo
No, it was don't lick the frog!
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Girl power!
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The moral is: Don't lick a toad.
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