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Saucy

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Jan 30, 2006, 03:29 PM
 
heh. nice.

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Railroader
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Where is this "Amrerica™"? Is it in the Middle East?
     
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Jan 30, 2006, 04:36 PM
 
Could've told us it wasn't exactly work safe...
Apparently, I'm a sig violator. I feel honored. Oops.
     
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awesome.
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leehotti
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Originally Posted by ApplCmptrDood
Could've told us it wasn't exactly work safe...
It's work safe. No nudity.
     
boots
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Originally Posted by leehotti
It's work safe.
Not in Amrerica

If Heaven has a dress code, I'm walkin to Hell in my Tony Lamas.
     
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Jan 30, 2006, 04:49 PM
 
Depends on where you work. It's work safe in my company but I wouldn't send it to my wife.
     
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thanks for warning, will click at home later.
     
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Originally Posted by Mastrap
Depends on where you work. It's work safe in my company but I wouldn't send it to my wife.
Heh. I sent it to my wife.
     
boots
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Jan 30, 2006, 05:27 PM
 
Originally Posted by leehotti
Heh. I sent it to my wife.
But we've already determined that you're "special."

If Heaven has a dress code, I'm walkin to Hell in my Tony Lamas.
     
leehotti
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Heh. She wrote "Oh man....okay, that was funny...but don't send me stuff like that at work.
I could get in trouble.

I love you! I'm off to a meeting now."
     
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If Heaven has a dress code, I'm walkin to Hell in my Tony Lamas.
     
powerbook867
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Jan 30, 2006, 05:44 PM
 
hmmm...I don't think my wife would see the humor in that....but the guys at work thought it was funny as hell!
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ambush  (op)
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Jan 30, 2006, 06:42 PM
 
Originally Posted by Railroader
Where is this "Amrerica™"? Is it in the Middle East?
No, in Europe.
( Last edited by ambush; Jan 30, 2006 at 06:52 PM. )
     
Rolling Bones
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Jan 30, 2006, 06:54 PM
 
Originally Posted by Railroader
Where is this "Amrerica™"? Is it in the Middle East?
?¿? WTF ?¿?

No child left behind needs to catch up.

Frikken Spelling Stalinists should be lined up and shot or chained up and starved in a cold damp cell.


Anyways...lucky shifter!
( Last edited by Rolling Bones; Jan 30, 2006 at 07:57 PM. )
     
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Jan 30, 2006, 07:15 PM
 
Wow. Not safe for work if you work in a school.

Thanks goodness I`m mostly ignored.
     
- - e r i k - -
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Jan 30, 2006, 07:36 PM
 
Brilliant

Good thing they were parked. Those things are dangerous when driving

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JoshuaZ
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Oh, says YOU.
     
- - e r i k - -
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Yes, concentrating on the road is hard when someone's clutching your stick.

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Kevin
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er yeah
     
JoshuaZ
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Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -
Yes, concentrating on the road is hard when someone's clutching your stick.
Depends on what gear you`re in.
     
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Jan 30, 2006, 08:24 PM
 
Let me clarify what "work safe" is for me; my school monitors our computers and they are hella strict about anything a bit saucy or raunchy... I'm not trying to be a prick, but Just warn us that it may not be appropriate next time.
Apparently, I'm a sig violator. I feel honored. Oops.
     
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Jan 30, 2006, 08:30 PM
 
Originally Posted by JoshuaZ
Depends on what gear you`re in.
Top Gear, always!
The Lord said 'Peter, I can see your house from here.'
     
leehotti
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Jan 30, 2006, 08:32 PM
 
Originally Posted by ApplCmptrDood
Let me clarify what "work safe" is for me; my school monitors our computers and they are hella strict about anything a bit saucy or raunchy... I'm not trying to be a prick, but Just warn us that it may not be appropriate next time.
So would a beer ad be considered not work safe? Or a half time show? Or a cologne ad? Because they show more skin.
     
JoshuaZ
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Originally Posted by ReggieX
Top Gear, always!
I enjoy second gear. Its always getting a bad rap, but its a very important gear.
     
- - e r i k - -
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Jan 30, 2006, 08:59 PM
 
I've been known to use the low gear from time to time.

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JoshuaZ
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Jan 30, 2006, 10:03 PM
 
Though really it helps if you have an automatic. Trying to constantly change gears makes it difficult.
     
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Jan 31, 2006, 02:47 AM
 
Most automatics don't have that kind of knob though.

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Jan 31, 2006, 11:35 AM
 
Muahahahaha. Only in Germany !
     
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Originally Posted by Rolling Bones
?¿? WTF ?¿?

No child left behind needs to catch up.
Ironic since a Canadian made the mistake!
Originally Posted by Rolling Bones
Frikken Spelling Stalinists should be lined up and shot or chained up and starved in a cold damp cell.
Wow... are you a bitter little guy.

Relax, see a therapist about that little temper of yours.
     
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Originally Posted by Railroader
Relax, see a therapist about that little temper of yours.
Or date a gal with working glasses!
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Hopefully that's just a warm up! Or maybe a flashback to Blazing Saddles: "Oh it's twue, it's twue!" "Sorry, ma'am, but you're sucking on my arm."

I wouldn't have called it entirely work safe, but I used to work for a particularly conservative employer-the U.S. Department of the Air Force. "Course I wasn't supposed to be surfing on the job either...

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Jan 31, 2006, 08:55 PM
 
Yes, concentrating on the road is hard when someone's clutching your stick.
Isn't that what cruise control is for?
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Jan 31, 2006, 09:00 PM
 
Originally Posted by mac-at-kearsarge
Isn't that what cruise control is for?
Cruise control will NOT keep you between the lines! Honest!

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Jan 31, 2006, 09:34 PM
 
Originally Posted by mac-at-kearsarge
Isn't that what cruise control is for?
No, you can have cruise control on a stick shift as well...
     
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Jan 31, 2006, 10:28 PM
 
I'm surprised no one has commented on that woman's considerable talent. Someone oughta marry that girl, she's a keeper.
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Originally Posted by thunderous_funker
Someone oughta marry that girl, she's a sucker.
Fixinated. Awesome
     
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Jan 31, 2006, 10:38 PM
 
Originally Posted by thunderous_funker
considerable talent.
pfft, you're kidding, right?

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Gosh. WTF ?
     
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Originally Posted by Railroader
Wow... are you a bitter little guy.
No, just don't like you.

But my feminine side...that's another story.

You must be on the night shift now?

Miss our chats.

Hey did you see these? Cool eh?

     
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Feb 1, 2006, 12:23 AM
 
sure looks like she's doing a good job...I vote keeper!!!
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Hahaha, nice.
     
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Tooo Funny!!!
     
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I once had sex with a girl while driving at 100 km/h on a lonely country road in northern Alberta.

I swear, it was crazier than it sounds. I almost hit the ditch a couple times. I was scared out of my mind. She would not be denied despite my frantic occassional scream when she'd block my view of the road....

Definitely one of those "great only looking back at it" memories.



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