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So, I'm in my new house. It's 1 pm ish and I'm drunk (stop your whining, hippies, it's my job!). Decide to nip out to the back porch for a quick smoke (that resolution went well, I feel).
Bunnies!
Four lovely wild rabbits just hanging about on my back lawn. Fluffy and cuddly and cute and all.
"Alright there bunnies?"
"Yes thanks Doof".
Sweet.
I'd have got a pic of them but I couldn't be bothered. Must get more paparazzi to take more pics of the house or something.
~ This post brought to you courtesy of ten of those little USB extension cables which come with the old apple keyboards (which I bought loads of 'coz the new ones are crap) all strung together and plugged into an Apple USB modem because my Internet peeps haven't sorted my DSL yet and I'm not crouching in the front porch where the phone socket is just to post rubbish to you hippies. Yes, dialup is painful. ~
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A Doofy thread entitled “Bunnies” that does not contain the word ‘Playboy’.
I’m devastatedly disappointed.
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I am sorely disappointed. And why would hippies mind you being drunk?
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I'm confused
Doofy gets excited about *real wild* bunnies ?
Those w/o boobs ?
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Four lovely wild rabbits just hanging about on my back lawn. Fluffy and cuddly and cute and all.
They are quite tasty if prepared right.
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Originally Posted by turtle777
I'm confused
Doofy gets excited about *real wild* bunnies ?
Those w/o boobs ?
'Tis easy...
Wild bunnies lounging around on Doof's property as close to the windows/doors as they are = visiting chicks thinking "wow, wild bunnies on Doof's lawn... ...Doof is at one with teh nature" = even more mojo in the already amply-stocked Doof armoury.
Oh. And they're cute.
But I'm really just testing out how slow the NN is when on dialup by posting rubbish at you. Dialup deeply sucks.
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<Anya>Thanks, now I'm going to have nightmares!</Anya>
Don't forget to feed them, throw out a heel of bread or some old veggies, they'll love that. Don't have any cats, do ya?
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bunnies! it was probably bunnies.
next time post pix!
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Originally Posted by Shaddim
<Anya>Thanks, now I'm going to have nightmares!</Anya>
Heh. Finally someone gets the thread title.
Originally Posted by Shaddim
Don't have any cats, do ya?
Yup. But I'm popping them inside a bit of fencing. Should keep the locals safe.
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Originally Posted by andi*pandi
next time post pix!
He was too drunk to bother, remember?
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They all look the same.
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It'll be much easier if you just comply.
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The thing about the kind of bunnies Doofy is talking about is that they tend to attract women who could qualify as the other type. Smooth, Doof, smooth!
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Bunny with a pancake on it's head
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If they attack Doof can get all chivalrous and defend. Who knows, he might even have to give mouth-to-mouth
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I almost ran over a bunny this morning. He was stopped in the middle of the street and I swerved, but I was on ice so nothing really happened. I was so close to hitting the poor bunny.
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Originally Posted by Uncle Skeleton
If they attack Doof can get all chivalrous and defend. Who knows, he might even have to give mouth-to-mouth
Mouth to mouth to the girl or the bunny?
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Depends on if he's still drunk or not.
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My girlfriend lives next to the "Bunny Island" in Hiroshima. Its the ex-poison gas island from WWII. Now its full of bunnies that swarm you when you go to visit. Yes. Its a tourist attraction.
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Originally Posted by Oisín
A Doofy thread entitled “Bunnies” that does not contain the word ‘Playboy’.
I’m devastatedly disappointed.
Could be Snowbunnies or Beachbunnies.
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Goodness, you have to be careful what you google for. Some of these are not snowbunnies at all.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Heh. Finally someone gets the thread title.
This is making me crazy. I hate it when something is on the tip of my mind.... bunnies, bunnies....?? where the heck is that from...!!
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Originally Posted by Doofy
"Alright there bunnies?"
So Hagrid says "Alright there Harry?"
Is that a common Brit way of saying hello?
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Originally Posted by design219
So Hagrid says "Alright there Harry?"
Is that a common Brit way of saying hello?
Yup.
I generally shorten it to "aight" (pronounced eye-t) if in an informal setting. But these bunnies were strangers, so I thought I'd be a bit formal about it.
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Originally Posted by Buckaroo
I'd buy that for a dollar
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