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philzilla
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Jul 14, 2004, 01:04 PM
 
Originally posted by Zimphire:
Here is a little poem of my own.

I laid eyes upon you and my heart was smitten. Without your warming touch my soul grows frost bitten. Now please remove your skirt so I may play with your kitten.
y'think she's gonna like that? or was that your plan?
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Jul 14, 2004, 01:04 PM
 
Originally posted by gorickey:
Should we be worried that DH knows turtle777's bed size?

Nope. He doesn't

Besides that: as I said before, DH's poem is great, I personally thanked him for it.

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Jul 14, 2004, 01:06 PM
 
Originally posted by philzilla:
y'think she's gonna like that? or was that your plan?
She just said it was beautiful. I think I see a tear in her eye.
     
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Jul 14, 2004, 01:08 PM
 
Originally posted by Zimphire:
She just said it was beautiful. I think I see a tear in her eye.
How do you know it's not pain ?

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Jul 14, 2004, 01:09 PM
 
Originally posted by Zimphire:
I laid eyes upon you and my heart was smitten. Without your warming touch my soul grows frost bitten. Now please remove your skirt so I may play with your kitten.
dude.......
     
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Jul 14, 2004, 01:09 PM
 
Sorry, DP. Internet hick-up...
     
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Jul 14, 2004, 01:20 PM
 
Zimps poetry bwoke the thread.
     
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Jul 14, 2004, 01:30 PM
 
Originally posted by turtle777:
How do you know it's not pain ?
Because she is cool like that.

Originally posted by lil'babykitten:
Zimps poetry bwoke the thread.
But it was about kittens.
     
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Jul 14, 2004, 01:33 PM
 
Originally posted by Zimphire:
But it was about kittens.
Rrrriiiggght. Kittens wearing skirts !



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Jul 14, 2004, 01:42 PM
 
Originally posted by turtle777:
Rrrriiiggght. Kittens wearing skirts !



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Jul 14, 2004, 01:47 PM
 
Hmm, at this rate, DH will soon have a chance to exercise his poetic AND locking abilities on this thread.

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Jul 14, 2004, 01:50 PM
 
Originally posted by Randman:
Hmm, at this rate, DH will soon have a chance to exercise his poetic AND locking abilities on this thread.
Nooooooo.

This thread goes off topic from time to time.

It always clears itself.

This thread is a keeper.
     
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Jul 14, 2004, 02:03 PM
 
Originally posted by Randman:
Hmm, at this rate, DH will soon have a chance to exercise his poetic AND locking abilities on this thread.
Nope. Demonhood is NOT going to lock a thread is a tribute to himself.
He's not that selfless... Or maybe he is... We'll see !

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Jul 14, 2004, 02:20 PM
 
Originally posted by Zimphire:
I laid eyes upon you and my heart was smitten. Without your warming touch my soul grows frost bitten. Now please remove your skirt so I may play with your kitten. ...
but to her surprise, the zim stayed all limp
and she had to remark. "eyh, i thought you da pimp".

but he just smiled and said: "girl, i pray, are you nuts?
didn't you know, i am into teh..."

     
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Jul 14, 2004, 02:24 PM
 
Well, if there was ever a reason to close any thread down, phoenixboy's horrid attempt at poetry would be sufficient reason.

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Jul 14, 2004, 02:30 PM
 
Originally posted by Randman:
Well, if there was ever a reason to close any thread down, phoenixboy's horrid attempt at poetry would be sufficient reason.
OMG. you are so right. how could i have. i am so sorry.
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Jul 14, 2004, 02:49 PM
 
kittens playing, birds singing, lalalala, all is calm, there is harmony within this thread.

HARMONY! YA HEAR ME?!
     
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Jul 14, 2004, 03:09 PM
 
can we keep this about Demonhood's thread lockinations, please?

They're far more entertaining.
     
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Jul 14, 2004, 04:17 PM
 
Originally posted by phoenixboy70:
but to her surprise, the zim stayed all limp
and she had to remark. "eyh, i thought you da pimp".

but he just smiled and said: "girl, i pray, are you nuts?
didn't you know, i am into teh..."

Sluts?

*ducks*

     
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Jul 14, 2004, 09:35 PM
 
what? you're into slutty ducks?


that's just... wrong.
     
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Jul 14, 2004, 09:40 PM
 
Originally posted by andi*pandi:
what? you're into slutty ducks?
i'm just gonna quote this, and leave it at that (i have my reasons)
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Jul 25, 2004, 05:29 PM
 
From the Why Are People Such Asses? thread:

"...If I wasn't a legs man, this would very exciting."

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"I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged." -- Roger Jones
     
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Jul 25, 2004, 05:43 PM
 
Originally posted by soul searching:
"...If I wasn't a legs man, this would very exciting."

F'n brilliant.
     
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Jul 25, 2004, 06:15 PM
 
Originally posted by gorickey:
F'n brilliant.
It would BE if there wasn't something missing...
     
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Jul 26, 2004, 02:01 PM
 
http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.p...51#post2098651



That should become MacNN's official timeline.
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Originally posted by lil'babykitten:
That should become MacNN's official timeline.
     
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{N/M} Been Correctinated.
     
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Aug 5, 2004, 07:44 PM
 
Originally posted by maxelson:
And I mean it. Now, we all appreciate style and whimsy. And the Demonhood gots it. Just locking a thread is SO banal. DH does it with a lovely little flourish every time. I mean it. This stuff is gold. And his comic timing is PERFECT. He ALWAYS jumps in at the perfect moment! Let's take a look shall we?

"welcome to pointlessville. this is your exit."

"this thread has lived far beyond it's projected lifespan. time to put it down."

"nudist/naturalist stuff isn't porn perse. but the fact that they're selling videos of nudists doing normal things is pretty suspicious.
if anyone wants the link, you can always email Zimphire. i'm sure he'd be super pleased to share what disturbs him."

"Emphasis added. Get over it."

"no threads about other members.
and please, no whoring."

"well, you see, it's like this:
a girl macnn and a boy macnn meet in a bar one day. they hit it off. girl macnn thinks the boy is pretty cute. so she agrees to go back to boy macnn's place for some "coffee". a slow dissolve to a windowed sunset later and macnn.com was conceived.
and yes, there was a custody battle (some would call it an attempted kidnapping) a year ago, but it was resolved without longterm psychological damage to the macnn child." (not a lock but DAMNED amusing- criminal not to include it)

"here is an example of my handy dandy locking tool. i even paid the shareware on it. "

"um...whatever."

"children children...shut it. now, we resume our regularly scheduled programming...."

"go somewhere where you won't be tempted to be annoying and off topic. or you'll end up going there without an account."

"that whole testicle thread threw me off. poof!"

And from the testicle thread:
"Lock, or not a lock?
hmmm......"

"blah blah blah, i was wrong.
blah blah blah, not really sigs.
blah blah blah, aaahh! my hand is on fire!!!"

Another favorite found in the "Anyone else hate topic Bumping?" thread:
"bump
oops, that wasn't the bump button"

Not kidding, folks. The finesse with which he wields the sarcastic undertone almost rivals the skill of Vonnegut. There is a comic genius of such subtlety at work here. Not to mention a philosopher and a scholar.
Please. Post your favorite Demonhood Quotes.
And be good natured about it, posters. I am of the opinion that DH is a solid dude and funny as all friggin' get out and I am in an appreciating kind of mood!
So, Un-named poster who's identity is well known but who's name will, in the interests of diplomacy, be withheld, this is not a place for you to hash out your ire. Start your own thread.

Today, we celebrate Demonhood.

sorry if anyone posted this but I didn't feel like reading five pages

free love, babies, blue paint, brackets, and members.
this is suspiciously like one of those Smurf orgies i've heard so much about.
and that's just not right.
     
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Aug 6, 2004, 06:22 AM
 
I don't think I've seen this beautiful variation before:

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Aug 6, 2004, 10:04 AM
 
Originally posted by lil'babykitten:




That should become MacNN's official timeline.
I feel kinda honored in my embarrassment. At least I got a demonhood original.

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Aug 12, 2004, 02:25 AM
 
New Trogdor:





From here.
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Aug 12, 2004, 02:57 AM
 
best ever
The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive.
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Aug 12, 2004, 09:37 AM
 
Originally posted by soul searching:
New Trogdor:





From here.
So does that mean DH won?

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Originally posted by boots:
So does that mean DH won?
I'd say he won, yes

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Aug 20, 2004, 05:02 PM
 
http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.p...hreadid=225065

Simultaneously locked and saved from it's self.
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Originally posted by Demonhood:
One day on hte interweb, little Miss.Muffet stumbled across a MAC sight. She didn"t know what too make of it. Was this four serious 'mac geeks' or for peoples playing around in what they called "The Lounge".?
But, rather than just observe them...she decided to join there ranks!! Its remarkable how quickly she were welcomed. She got PM after p.m. asking her for dates, sexual favours, and pictures of her feet. One even bragged that he could "plus one her into a coma!"! It was exciting and new and strange and different and.
But like, most things; it had to end. She clikked the {logout} button [twice], and never looked back. Every now-and-then she thinks about the wonderfully different people she met on that macintoosh site, and wonders wear they are now, what theyr'e doing, and weather that guy ever got the pictures of feet that he wanted.


Reminds me of that girl (Hanna W?) that was here for a bit, posted a pic of herself and some people welcomed her while others called her an "attention whore." Didn't see her much after that.

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Aug 20, 2004, 11:12 PM
 
I hereby deem the above DH quote to be wholly on the side of self out done.
When Vonnegut dies, I will read DH.
DH will be kind enough, I'm sure, to provide enough creative word flow at that point.




Tonight, I sat in a hot tub and had a posolutely luscious cigar. It was an Acid ROAM. I also listened to some Ornette Coleman. While in the hot tub. With the cigar.


Someone please give that macaddict0000whatever1 boy a lollypop. He seems to want one.

I'm going to pull your head off because I don't like your head.
     
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Aug 20, 2004, 11:35 PM
 
Originally posted by maxelson:
I hereby deem the above DH quote to be wholly on the side of self out done.
When Vonnegut dies, I will read DH.
DH will be kind enough, I'm sure, to provide enough creative word flow at that point.




Tonight, I sat in a hot tub and had a posolutely luscious cigar. It was an Acid ROAM. I also listened to some Ornette Coleman. While in the hot tub. With the cigar.


Someone please give that macaddict0000whatever1 boy a lollypop. He seems to want one.
You know maxelson, I highly recommend against posting like this again. If you do, you risking posting again 10 times a day. Cold turkey is better than posting in moderation.
     
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Aug 21, 2004, 12:31 AM
 
Originally posted by soul searching:


Reminds me of that girl (Hanna W?) that was here for a bit, posted a pic of herself and some people welcomed her while others called her an "attention whore." Didn't see her much after that.
Yeah, a$$holes. We get a couple of girls around here, and they scare them off. How else am I suppose to find hot dates? Wait... MacNN is not a good spot to find dates?
     
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Aug 24, 2004, 02:40 PM
 
This thread keeps getting more and more scary...a lot like Demonhood.

It's funny though - I've been noting a direct correlation between Demonhood's mood and the replies on this thread.
     
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Dec 9, 2004, 06:01 AM
 
Most hilarious thing I have EVER read in my life. Demonhood ... I now GREATLY respect thee (as opposed to respecting you on a business level)

HILARIOUS!
BEST THREAD EVER! Had me waking up the family at 1:20am!

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Dec 9, 2004, 06:07 AM
 
Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
I don't think I've seen this beautiful variation before:

Most excellent. Though I think the hurt bunny should be replaced by the timeline graphic (or +1).
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Apr 7, 2005, 05:39 PM
 
They just keep on coming.

http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.p...14#post2470815

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Apr 7, 2005, 05:48 PM
 


From here
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Apr 7, 2005, 05:55 PM
 
Originally posted by dcmacdaddy:
"I have had men . . . boiled alive . . . for months."

Less, not months. But brilliant still.
     
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Originally posted by dcmacdaddy:
They just keep on coming.

http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.p...14#post2470815

"I have had men . . . boiled alive . . . for months."

OUT. DONE.
peed a little, i did.

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Too funny.
     
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Apr 8, 2005, 05:46 PM
 
Originally posted by maxelson:
OUT. DONE.
peed a little, i did.
3rd post in 6 months, this is big news.

oh and i <3 'Hood.
     
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Apr 8, 2005, 06:58 PM
 
Oh. Well. I gotta keep track of this, the- only- thread- what- ever- brought- me- joy right?
Well, come to think on it... there was this one, and the famed "Big Legged Women" discussion... Ahhhh, good times... good times.

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