[wolfen]

Thanks for asking.

I am now with TV. I have questions:

1) For the show "Medium," why Patricia Arquette? A transvestite David Arquette on Ecstacy would have been more entertaining. She's like...a grey brick with a face painted on.

2) Seinfeld reruns --> what's not to love?

3) Will and Grace --> Someone needs to contract a rare and painful VD on that show. Thoughts?

4) CSI:Miami --> Dude, you're not even half that cool. I feel for the female actresses on the show that have to pretend you're interesting. Anyone disagree?

5) The news --> Does the Pope's health create Tsunamis, freaky weather, and volcanic eruptions or does it work the other way around? Discuss...

6) Easter --> When was the last time anyone could count? 3 days and 3 nights between Friday and Sunday? Proceed with the Holy Math.

7) American Idol --> What drugs are people abusing when they vote for Constantine?


That is all.

[xi_hyperon]

Hmm, I hope for your sake that you weren't spending these last couple of months watching TV. I'd respond to your questions/topics, but I'm late for lunch and I'm starving. So, welcome back.

[wdlove]

1) For the show "Medium," why Patricia Arquette? A transvestite David Arquette on Ecstasy would have been more entertaining. She's like...a grey brick with a face painted on.

I like "Medium" shes does a good job on the show, makes it interesting.

2) Seinfeld reruns --> what's not to love?

Never really followed Seinfeld.

3) Will and Grace --> Someone needs to contract a rare and painful VD on that show. Thoughts?

Never watched.

4) CSI:Miami --> Dude, you're not even half that cool. I feel for the female actresses on the show that have to pretend you're interesting. Anyone disagree?

I enjoy the medical investigation part.

5) The news --> Does the Pope's health create Tsunamis, freaky weather, and volcanic eruptions or does it work the other way around? Discuss...

No, there isn't any connection.

6) Easter --> When was the last time anyone could count? 3 days and 3 nights between Friday and Sunday? Proceed with the Holy Math.

I says that he was resurrected on the third day, Friday 1st day, Saturday, 2nd day, & Sunday is the 3rd day.

7) American Idol --> What drugs are people abusing when they vote for Constantine?

Never watched.

[Garage81]

Originally posted by wolfen:
Thanks for asking.

I am now with TV. I have questions:

1) For the show "Medium," why Patricia Arquette? A transvestite David Arquette on Ecstacy would have been more entertaining. She's like...a grey brick with a face painted on.

>>i wouldve got elisha cuthbert for the role

4) CSI:Miami --> Dude, you're not even half that cool. I feel for the female actresses on the show that have to pretend you're interesting. Anyone disagree?

>>yeah, he is a tool.

7) American Idol --> What drugs are people abusing when they vote for Constantine?

>>id rather him move on than anthony, when he dances it makes me ill.

That is all.

[Mafia]

I am now with TV. I have questions:

1) For the show "Medium," why Patricia Arquette? A transvestite David Arquette on Ecstacy would have been more entertaining. She's like...a grey brick with a face painted on.

- I have absolutely no idea what this means.

2) Seinfeld reruns --> what's not to love?

- Always <3 4 Seinfeld

3) Will and Grace --> Someone needs to contract a rare and painful VD on that show. Thoughts?

- don't want but maybe i would after that.

4) CSI:Miami --> Dude, you're not even half that cool. I feel for the female actresses on the show that have to pretend you're interesting. Anyone disagree?

- completely agree with you there.

5) The news --> Does the Pope's health create Tsunamis, freaky weather, and volcanic eruptions or does it work the other way around? Discuss...

- the pope uses his disaster machine to control natural disasters. if he is sick he cannot punish the sinners with giant god waves.

6) Easter --> When was the last time anyone could count? 3 days and 3 nights between Friday and Sunday? Proceed with the Holy Math.

- 2 + 2 = 5?!

7) American Idol --> What drugs are people abusing when they vote for Constantine?

- GHB and Crack

Originally posted by wdlove:

4) CSI:Miami --> Dude, you're not even half that cool. I feel for the female actresses on the show that have to pretend you're interesting. Anyone disagree?

I enjoy the medical investigation part.

I like the original Las Vegas version the best, but I get a kick out of the photo enhancing magic.

"Hmmm... the photo is focused on two guys 100 feet away, but there is something going on inside the house on a sunny day 300 feet away. Hey, I'll just filter out the sun's glare on the window, blow up those 6 pixels of image data, and 'enhance' it. Oooh, lookie! Someone is murdering someone inside the house, and he should get that mole on his right cheek looked at."

[budster101]

Originally posted by wolfen:
Thanks for asking.

I am now with TV. I have questions:

1) For the show "Medium," why Patricia Arquette? A transvestite David Arquette on Ecstacy would have been more entertaining. She's like...a grey brick with a face painted on.

Would never watch this show, unless paid mucho dinero.


2) Seinfeld reruns --> what's not to love?


Wasting time watching them over again?


3) Will and Grace --> Someone needs to contract a rare and painful VD on that show. Thoughts?


One minute into that show and I get nauseous, so I spare the visit to the toilet, save my stomach and avoid this puke of a show.


4) CSI:Miami --> Dude, you're not even half that cool. I feel for the female actresses on the show that have to pretend you're interesting. Anyone disagree?


CSI in general is just another crappy cop show of too many cop shows that plague the small screen. It's gay.


5) The news --> Does the Pope's health create Tsunamis, freaky weather, and volcanic eruptions or does it work the other way around? Discuss...


No, that would be Mother Nature, ain't she a bitch.


6) Easter --> When was the last time anyone could count? 3 days and 3 nights between Friday and Sunday? Proceed with the Holy Math.


? Asking us to do math now eh? Pass.


7) American Idol --> What drugs are people abusing when they vote for Constantine?


Good ones I would guess.


That is all.

That's it?
What about...

- LOST
- SLUTTY HOUSEWIVES? (Desperate)
- HOUSE
- The TV poker craze

Hollywood Hold'em etc... ack.

Originally posted by budster101:

That's it?
What about...

- LOST
- SLUTTY HOUSEWIVES? (Desperate)
- HOUSE
- The TV poker craze

Hollywood Hold'em etc... ack. [/B]

Soooo... do you like anything on TV?

[TheBadgerHunter]

Originally posted by budster101:
- LOST
- SLUTTY HOUSEWIVES? (Desperate)
- HOUSE
- The TV poker craze

Hollywood Hold'em etc... ack.

Now I know Lost needs a serious kick and desperate house-wives does indeed sound like porn, and tv poker is boring as hell.

But House is pretty good. Oh I know all the medical jargon is probably wrong and each episode usually unfolds in the same pattern, but its still fairly funny.

[The Godfather]

Originally posted by wolfen:
I am now with TV.

Congratulations on your purchase of a television set.

[olePigeon]

CSI synopsis:

Cops run in at crime scene and move all the evidence around before pictures can be taken. It's like watching the O. J. Simpson trials once a week.

[budster101]

Originally posted by hayesk:
Soooo... do you like anything on TV?

I like "House" but it reminds me of "Quincy" on crack.

I also like LOST.

[MilkmanDan]

I guess there are some things Will and Grace just don't talk about to each other.

[wolfen]

House is pretty good, I'll admit. I hope it winds its way away from the L&O: Criminal Intent concept. (And really, that Criminal Intent dude is way too attentive. "Oh, you sneezed...is that because you're a MURDERER?")

I don't watch anything too oversexed because that tends to appeal to the lowest common denominator and frankly I am too uppity and egotistical to align myself with a bunch of people with one hand in their pants. Housewives and the like are therefore banned. (you are what you watch)

I've got to praise Animal Planet and the other science/nature oriented channels on cable. They rock. I also dig AMC and IFC, on occasion.

With all the christian channels on the air, I wish there was a Buddhist channel. I'm not a Buddhist, but I think an alternative voice would be nice. Or at least interesting.

By the way, anyone else a fan of Endorhpin.com?

Here's one for ya: http://www.endorphin.com/stories/908_3.php

There's a lot more though, so check the menu.

Peace...

Is "Corner Gas" shown in the US?

It's one of the funniest shows on TV right now. Although the humour is not standard US sitcom fair.

[MaxPower2k3]

Any Seinfeld fan should watch Curb Your Enthusiasm on HBO (or rent one of the seasons on DVD).