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Originally Posted by besson3c 

Her butt looks like the butt of a 15 year old girl... Not for me!

Sir Mix-A-Lot is that you?

[iRebound]

this is better

[Shaddim]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Well, if you were ever to comment on my sweet ass in person, I'd have your ass arrested for sexual harassment.

Damn, in what pinko state do you live?

You have nothing to worry about though, can't say I've ever seen a male ass that I'd consider sweet, just not my bag.

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by iRebound 

this is better

Yes! Much better...

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by Shaddim 

Damn, in what pinko state do you live?

You have nothing to worry about though, can't say I've ever seen a male ass that I'd consider sweet, just not my bag.

You've never seen my ass. If you were to, it would quickly define your bag, and would fill it up with sweet goodness.

What is it with you Republicans and communism? This obsession with red scare is rather 1980s, no?

[Shaddim]

Hah, and again I say, hah! I'm a Democrat, have been for decades.

Do not pass Go, do not collect any tushy splendors.

[Dakar the Fourth]

How in ****s name did this turn political?

I guess besson's favorite ass is the Democrat's donkey.
thank you, I'll be here all week.

[sek929]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Do you guys ever talk about women that are a part of your actual lives in this manner? I sure hope not.

Of course I do. I love my g/f's ass and I tell her so on a daily basis.

[ghporter]

Actually, I tell my wife how much I appreciate every part of her pretty much constantly, and that includes how she tends to soften the blow of her walking away with her posterior endowments. So yeah, besson, some guys DO sort of talk that way to actual women in their lives.

[sek929]

That's the conflict of being an ass man.

Your favorite view of a woman is when she is walking away from you.

[Dakar the Fourth]

I'm beginning to wonder if he was serious.
Edit: besson that is

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by sek929 

That's the irony of being an ass man.

Your favorite view of a woman is when she is walking away from you.

At least you don't have my eye contact problems. Damn you jumblies!

[sek929]

At least you wouldn't try to lean over and behind her, now THAT can be awkward.

[Dakar the Fourth]

I keep ordering glasses of water at dinner and accidentally spilling them on their blouse.

[sek929]

Ice water, I would hope.

[Dakar the Fourth]

I like to change it up.

[Chongo]

Do we need a "Nice Ass" thread?

 

[::maroma::]

Originally Posted by Chongo 

Do we need a "Nice Ass" thread?

YES

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by Shaddim 

Hah, and again I say, hah! I'm a Democrat, have been for decades.

Do not pass Go, do not collect any tushy splendors.

Well then, you will know the Democrat secret password and can use it to authenticate yourself....

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by sek929 

Of course I do. I love my g/f's ass and I tell her so on a daily basis.

Yeah, but that's different... I meant non-girlfriends/wives. I meant saying "hi woman in the subway whose name I don't know... nice ass!"

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by sek929 

That's the conflict of being an ass man.

Your favorite view of a woman is when she is walking away from you.

Just make a point to hang out around a lot of wall-sized mirrors.

[besson3c]

What happens if your walls are really small? Doll-house sized walls won't do too much good.

[Dakar the Fourth]

I want to know if you talk like that around women.

[besson3c]

Yeah, you just say "hi there, woman on the subway whose name I don't know... I just wanted to say hi, and to be on the lookout for guys who want to hang wall sized mirrors around your butt. One thing is for certain though, if they try to hang doll-sized mirrors around it, the joke will be on them!"

Woman dig confident, insightful men.

[Dakar the Fourth]

The wretchedness of your posts never ceases to amaze me.

[besson3c]

You should talk Dakar, my posts are always better than yours. All you do is dance around and look for attention in the wrong places.

[Dakar the Fourth]

Where would the right place be?

[Laminar]

Speaking of mirrors...

edit: in reference to Besson's post

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

Where would the right place be?

Dakar: have you tried the Macbook section of this forum?

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

Speaking of mirrors...

edit: in reference to Besson's post

You're derailing this thread.

[::maroma::]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

You should talk Dakar, my posts are always better than yours. All you do is dance around and look for attention in the wrong places.

Hey at least he dances. What do you do that is as amusing, eh?

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Dakar: have you tried the Macbook section of this forum?

Why is that the right place for me?

[Lint Police]

It's cute how you all fight in a thread about women's asses.

A topic in most areas that would prevent wars, not start them.

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

Why is that the right place for me?

I don't know, but it will sure cut down on your horseplay here in the lounge.

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

I don't know,

Good job.

[osiris]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

Where would the right place be?

a Victoria's Secret superstore?

[::maroma::]

This thread needs more pics of Kristen's butt.

[Dakar the Fourth]

I'll settle for more pics of her in general.

[besson3c]

Yeah, now that I won that argument we should get back to butts.

[Shaddim]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Well then, you will know the Democrat secret password and can use it to authenticate yourself....

I have no idea what the northern Democrat password would be, but for southern Democrats it's "yankee go home".

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Yeah, now that I won that argument we should get back to butts.

Another attempt at humor?

[::maroma::]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

Another buttless attempt at humor?

Fixed.

[Shaddim]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

You're derailing this thread.

I'm pretty sure the derailing started here:

Do you guys ever talk about women that are a part of your actual lives in this manner? I sure hope not.

Monique, is that you in disguise?

BTW, the bold section shows that this statement:

Yeah, but that's different... I meant non-girlfriends/wives. I meant saying "hi woman in the subway whose name I don't know... nice ass!"

is a fallacious attempt at backpedaling.

[Dakar the Fourth]

[besson3c]

If you guys want to talk about Monique and pointing robots and stuff, go right ahead, but technically this thread is about butts. If I was paying money to receive MacNN and came here, I'd be pissed. Fortunately, Demonhood has agreed to give me MacNN for free this month since it's my birthday.

[Shaddim]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

If you guys want to talk about Monique and pointing robots and stuff, go right ahead, but technically this thread is about butts. If I was paying money to receive MacNN and came here, I'd be pissed. Fortunately, Demonhood has agreed to give me MacNN for free this month since it's my birthday.

Shaddim comes out to meet besson
And besson starts to retreat
If besson backpedals further
He'll end up in a ringside seat.

[RAILhead]

[besson3c]

I don't see any butts in that picture.

This thread is really going down the toilet.

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

I don't see any butts in that picture.

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

I'll settle for more pics of her in general.

Originally Posted by besson3c 

This thread is really going down the toilet.

We keep waiting you out, though.

[besson3c]

Dakar: I missed that because I'm ignoring you.