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waxcrash · Dec 3, 2009, 11:36 PM

Originally Posted by wolfen

My poor Dad has had each marriage end with his wife running off with another woman.

I see a trend here.

lpkmckenna · Dec 4, 2009, 02:23 AM

Originally Posted by mattyb

Think that we need confirmation that gay men like boobs.

Confirmed...

kmkkid · Dec 4, 2009, 08:00 AM

FTR, I'm gay and do not get turned on by, or like looking at 'boobs'.

Probably because my female friends shove them in my face constantly.

arg.

Big Mac · Dec 4, 2009, 08:56 AM

First of all, smac, thank you for the awesome thread.

Your wife sounds at the very least bisexual to a degree. I think you can see that based on your description of her. I have always agreed that it's sensible for women to find other women attractive because the female form is far more pleasing to the eye than the male form, although that doesn't really apply to women who are into butch lesbians.

Eug · Dec 4, 2009, 09:12 AM

Many academics believe there is a gradient of gender preference. One can be completely hetero or completely gay, but one can also be anything in-between. It's not an all or none phenomenon, obviously.

So, if you buy into that theory, it wouldn't be surprising at all if the OP's SO is actually at least a little bit bi-curious. She may or may not ever act on that curiosity, especially if already involved in a monogamous relationship, but it does seem to be there given those comments.

vcutag · Dec 4, 2009, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by kmkkid

FTR, I'm gay and do not get turned on by, or like looking at 'boobs'.

Probably because my female friends shove them in my face constantly.

arg.

I think they're interesting in the same way playing with your jello is interesting. Not a turn on, really.

Then again, most of my friends are straight guys, so having boobs in my face isn't a problem I have to worry about. I can see how it would get old.

analogue SPRINKLES · Dec 4, 2009, 01:22 PM

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Eug · Dec 4, 2009, 02:17 PM

^^ That doesn't come across to me as an orientation per se, but rather a lack of desire.

Oisín · Dec 5, 2009, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by vcutag

I think they're interesting in the same way playing with your jello is interesting. Not a turn on, really.

You’re going to have to spell that one out for me, I’m afraid: what ‘jello’, exactly?

iMOTOR · Dec 5, 2009, 06:21 PM

If you get a small box, put your tit in it, then fill the bottom with plaster; you can make a titty jello jiggler mold.

Oisín · Dec 5, 2009, 06:33 PM

But won’t that kill the poor bird?

[/lame]

vcutag · Dec 5, 2009, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

You’re going to have to spell that one out for me, I’m afraid: what ‘jello’, exactly?

The fruit flavored.... oh, hell. I opened myself up for that, didn't I?

(I did mean it purely in the sense that both jello and boobies jiggle when you poke them. Which is hysterical.)

Buckaroo · Dec 6, 2009, 03:35 AM

Something just occurred to me. Why are you asking us. Ask your wife if she is a lesbian.

Oisín · Dec 6, 2009, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by vcutag

The fruit flavored.... oh, hell. I opened myself up for that, didn't I?

(I did mean it purely in the sense that both jello and boobies jiggle when you poke them. Which is hysterical.)

Ah, all right.

No, I was more wondering about the ‘your’, making it sound to me as though ‘your jello’ was a euphemism for body part that all guys have and which you find it ‘interesting’ but not a turn-on to play with. The latter two statements seemed slightly contradictory to me, so I was honestly baffled as to what the jello was referring to.

turtle777 · Dec 6, 2009, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by Buckaroo

Something just occurred to me. Why are you asking us. Ask your wife if she is a lesbian.

Do you REALLY think she would know ?

I mean, women often aren't even sure about basic things, like if they are hungry, happy, thirsty and what not.

-t

ghporter · Dec 6, 2009, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

Ah, all right.

No, I was more wondering about the ‘your’, making it sound to me as though ‘your jello’ was a euphemism for body part that all guys have and which you find it ‘interesting’ but not a turn-on to play with. The latter two statements seemed slightly contradictory to me, so I was honestly baffled as to what the jello was referring to.

Guys will play with anything they can; I agree that your take would have been confusing.

smacintush · Dec 7, 2009, 12:16 AM

Originally Posted by Eug

Many academics believe there is a gradient of gender preference. One can be completely hetero or completely gay, but one can also be anything in-between. It's not an all or none phenomenon, obviously.

So, if you buy into that theory, it wouldn't be surprising at all if the OP's SO is actually at least a little bit bi-curious. She may or may not ever act on that curiosity, especially if already involved in a monogamous relationship, but it does seem to be there given those comments.

I think I can buy that theory. I have a hint of same sex attraction myself, but I'm not gay and I don't know if bisexual really makes sense for me.

smacintush · Dec 7, 2009, 12:24 AM

Originally Posted by Buckaroo

Something just occurred to me. Why are you asking us. Ask your wife if she is a lesbian.

I have. The subject comes up occasionally. Usually after watching King of Queens (Leah Remini) or something with Halle Berry in it. She says she doesn't like women in that way but also says sexual things them.

She has also admitted that IF she were, with her upbringing she would probably have a hard time reconciling her feelings.

Face Ache · Dec 7, 2009, 12:32 AM

My theory is that most women will flirt with bisexuality if given the right situation.

I have tested my theory thoroughly with great success!

Originally Posted by smacintush

I have a hint of same sex attraction myself

Don't worry. Sean Hannity gets lots of conservative blokes all hot and bothered.

OreoCookie · Dec 7, 2009, 04:29 AM

Originally Posted by smacintush

She has also admitted that IF she were, with her upbringing she would probably have a hard time reconciling her feelings.

That's basically an admission. She'll have problems even explore what her feelings are. What are you going to do about it?

smacintush · Dec 7, 2009, 04:47 AM

Originally Posted by OreoCookie

That's basically an admission. She'll have problems even explore what her feelings are. What are you going to do about it?

Do? I don't know that I am going to "do" anything. I'm very open-minded about issues like this and will support her no matter what happens. I guess I'll just try to let her know that, like I always have.

Either that or get her and her friends good and drunk and get busy.

Doofy · Dec 7, 2009, 04:55 AM

Originally Posted by smacintush

I think I can buy that theory. I have a hint of same sex attraction myself, but I'm not gay and I don't know if bisexual really makes sense for me.

Within this theory it follows that there must be a straightest man in the world and a gayest man in the world, at opposite ends of the spectrum. None more straight and none more gay.
Coincidentally, both of these men are members of MacNN. Aren't we Salty?

OreoCookie · Dec 7, 2009, 06:04 AM

Originally Posted by smacintush

Do? I don't know that I am going to "do" anything. I'm very open-minded about issues like this and will support her no matter what happens. I guess I'll just try to let her know that, like I always have.

That's doing something about it. I guess if I were you, I'd feel as if the relationship is at a crossroads and you don't know which path she'll take. But it's good that your wife has such an understanding and loving partner

Oisín · Dec 7, 2009, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Within this theory it follows that there must be a straightest man in the world and a gayest man in the world, at opposite ends of the spectrum. None more straight and none more gay.
Coincidentally, both of these men are members of MacNN. Aren't we Salty?

I actua-

’ed.

And damn you, Face Ache, for making me image-Google Sean Hannity!

Face Ache · Dec 7, 2009, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

gayest man in the world

I'd like to see that pageant.

Laminar · Dec 7, 2009, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by Face Ache

I'd like to see that pageant.

vcutag · Dec 7, 2009, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by Face Ache

I'd like to see that pageant.

You can. Every June in San Francisco.

vcutag · Dec 7, 2009, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by ghporter

Guys will play with anything they can; I agree that your take would have been confusing.

I agree with your agreement that that would have been confusing. I still think the attraction to boobs for gay men, at least, is that they're not so much arousing as amusing.

vcutag · Dec 7, 2009, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Within this theory it follows that there must be a straightest man in the world and a gayest man in the world, at opposite ends of the spectrum. None more straight and none more gay.
Coincidentally, both of these men are members of MacNN. Aren't we Salty?

This almost made me need a new keyboard.

finboy · Dec 7, 2009, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Within this theory it follows that there must be a straightest man in the world and a gayest man in the world, at opposite ends of the spectrum. None more straight and none more gay.
Coincidentally, both of these men are members of MacNN. Aren't we Salty?

I think I'm with the "just ask her" crowd at this point.

hyteckit · Dec 9, 2009, 09:58 PM

smacintush's wife caught undressing another female teacher.

Alini Brito And Cindy Mauro, Teachers, Caught Naked In Brooklyn's James Madison High School Classroom

colourfastt · Dec 14, 2009, 08:58 PM

Speaking as a VERY gay guy, waterballoons do absolutely nothing for me.

Railroader · Dec 14, 2009, 09:30 PM

What if they are filled with finger jello? And they squealed when you pinched the tips of them? Huh, what about then?

Oisín · Dec 14, 2009, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by Railroader

What if they are filled with finger jello? And they squealed when you pinched the tips of them? Huh, what about then?

I’m not even sure I (want to) understand the question here.

Railroader · Dec 15, 2009, 01:04 AM

Water balloons O''is''i'n!!! Do try to keep up.

Though honestly, water balloons do nothing for me, but I do love boobs.

Oisín · Dec 15, 2009, 11:33 AM

Oh, I was just doubting whether I wanted to know what finger jelly in water balloons was a euphemism for—or why it would make the water balloons squeal.

Railroader · Dec 15, 2009, 03:52 PM

OK, for those of you who have not felt a nice pair of women's boobs. They do NOT feel like water balloons.

I repeat: They do NOT feel like water balloons.

goMac · Dec 15, 2009, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by smacintush

I think that she is a (latent?) bisexual, but she is just not really a very sexual person.

...and the problem is?

ghporter · Dec 15, 2009, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by Railroader

OK, for those of you who have not felt a nice pair of women's boobs. They do NOT feel like water balloons.

I repeat: They do NOT feel like water balloons.

Nor jello balloons, though that's closer.

Laminar · Dec 15, 2009, 11:47 PM

Kind of like bags of sand.

Railroader · Dec 16, 2009, 12:45 AM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Kind of like bags of sand.

Dude, that's a man.

colourfastt · Dec 16, 2009, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by Railroader

OK, for those of you who have not felt a nice pair of women's boobs. They do NOT feel like water balloons.

Under NO circumstances do I EVER want to touch a woman's ANYTHING!

Doofy · Dec 17, 2009, 05:37 AM

Originally Posted by colourfastt

Under NO circumstances do I EVER want to touch a woman's ANYTHING!

That's OK. I'll take care of all that kind of stuff for you.

houstonmacbro · Dec 17, 2009, 05:46 AM

Originally Posted by mattyb

Think that we need confirmation that gay men like boobs.

Salty and Oisin to the Lounge please, Salty and Oisin to the Lounge.

It's true. We do!

Oisín · Dec 17, 2009, 07:18 AM

Originally Posted by colourfastt

Under NO circumstances do I EVER want to touch a woman's ANYTHING!

That’s not homoness, that’s gynaecophobia.

What do you do if you have to shake hands with a woman? Sanitise your hands afterwards?

BlueSky · Dec 17, 2009, 01:47 PM

I want a second take.

Sir, I have met your wife and I assure you she is no lesbian.

Salty · Dec 23, 2009, 03:01 AM

Does she wear plaid? If she doesn't wear plaid she's at most bi.

andi*pandi · Dec 23, 2009, 10:47 AM

well that's just foolish.

Chuckit · Dec 23, 2009, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by andi*pandi

well that's just foolish.

Wearing plaid? I know. It just doesn't work on most people of any sexual orientation.

Doofy · Dec 23, 2009, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by Chuckit

Wearing plaid? I know. It just doesn't work on most people of any sexual orientation.

Why would anyone want to wear a blanket?