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typoon · Jul 24, 2003, 04:10 PM

This according to The SUN. After reading it though I would have to agree. It's from the New J-Lo, Ben Affleck Movie.

In one scene J-Lo, 33, tries to seduce Affleck, 30, by laying on a bed and telling him: �It�s turkey time!�

When he asks: �What?�, she replies: �Come on, gobble, gobble�.

Socially Awkward Solo · Jul 24, 2003, 04:12 PM

How raunchy is that!

icruise · Jul 24, 2003, 04:14 PM

Speaking of dumb lines...I thought Arnie saying "Talk to the hand" in Terminator 3 was pretty damn stupid, but the people in the theater seemed to like it.

Actually I guess I could say the same thing for the whole movie.

Socially Awkward Solo · Jul 24, 2003, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by Icruise:
Speaking of dumb lines...I thought Arnie saying "Talk to the hand" in Terminator 3 was pretty damn stupid, but the people in the theater seemed to like it. Actually I guess I could say the same thing for the whole movie.

It was funny coming from Arnold.

Sherwin · Jul 24, 2003, 04:20 PM

Lo and Affleck on a nudist beach:

Lo: "Does my bum look big in this?"

Affleck: "Yes"

MindFad · Jul 24, 2003, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by Icruise:
Speaking of dumb lines...I thought Arnie saying "Talk to the hand" in Terminator 3 was pretty damn stupid, but the people in the theater seemed to like it. Actually I guess I could say the same thing for the whole movie.

Pfffft ... I'm totally not torrenting it now.

willed · Jul 24, 2003, 05:59 PM

The worst-delivered line ever, if not inherently godawful in itself, had to be that one from Matrix 2, something along the lines of : 'you can't die...because I love you too damn much'. The sheer lack of emotion and acting was incredible.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Jul 24, 2003, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by willed:
The worst-delivered line ever, if not inherently godawful in itself, had to be that one from Matrix 2, something along the lines of : 'you can't die...because I love you too damn much'. The sheer lack of emotion and acting was incredible.

ha ha, I forgot about that gem. How can they write that with a straight face?

mixin visuals · Jul 24, 2003, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by Icruise:
Speaking of dumb lines...I thought Arnie saying "Talk to the hand" in Terminator 3 was pretty damn stupid, but the people in the theater seemed to like it. Actually I guess I could say the same thing for the whole movie.

that is the first thing i thought of too when i read the topic. that is much worse that J-Ho i think

ReggieX · Jul 24, 2003, 06:47 PM

The very last line in "The World Is Not Enough" made me hate that friggin movie. I was enjoying it as much as one can a modern Bond film, and they totally killed it.

It was about Christmas coming only once a year; Denise Richard's character was named Christmas. Lame lame lame.

Cellery · Jul 24, 2003, 06:52 PM

Speaking of bad line in Bond movies, Die Another Day had some awful ones as well. "Read this, bitch!" comes to mind, and had everyone in the theater groaning in agony.

JHromadka · Jul 24, 2003, 07:53 PM

X-Men: "Do you know what happens when a frog is struck by lightning? Same thing that happens to everything else." Makes me cringe everytime.

voodoo · Jul 24, 2003, 07:55 PM

T3 "She'll be back"

ick

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Jul 24, 2003, 08:05 PM

Originally posted by JHromadka:
X-Men: "Do you know what happens when a frog is struck by lightning? Same thing that happens to everything else." Makes me cringe everytime.

Seriously, what the hell was that all about?

xi_hyperon · Jul 24, 2003, 08:06 PM

Aw c'mon. If Arnold says something funny, it's funny because... it's Arnold saying something funny.

Michael_Jackson · Jul 24, 2003, 08:22 PM

"Go Willie Go! Freeeeee Willy!"

That, in my opinion, is the worst movie line ever.

BlackGriffen · Jul 24, 2003, 08:37 PM

That line from X-Men so could have been salvaged if they had replaced the "same thing" bit with, "Let's find out..." and an evil grin. Well, maybe the grin would be too much

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BlackGriffen

nonhuman · Jul 24, 2003, 08:40 PM

Originally posted by JHromadka:
X-Men: "Do you know what happens when a frog is struck by lightning? Same thing that happens to everything else." Makes me cringe everytime.

*shudder* I was going to bring that up, but I couldn't bring myself to type it.

Stogieman · Jul 24, 2003, 09:22 PM

Just about every line from Episode l or ll.

Patrick · Jul 24, 2003, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by voodoo:
T3 "She'll be back"

ick

Even worse, later in the movie: "I'm back!"

Aside from the lame delivery, he was just repeating himself. I think he must have been making fun of his own character, but it just looked dumb.

Superchicken · Jul 24, 2003, 09:54 PM

I dono when I heard that line in Xmen I didn't mind it.

However if you wanna talk about bad lines... how bout all of signs... gah I hated that movie and it was just so fake all the characters were like freaks!

Jansar · Jul 24, 2003, 10:22 PM

Arnie's "hand line" was damn funny. Period.

On the subject, I saw a Mad TV parody of Terminator 3 where a Terminator is sent back to the past to protect Jesus. Friggin' cool!

icruise · Jul 24, 2003, 11:51 PM

Funny, maybe. But I guess I missed the announcement that T3 was a comedy/parody of the previous 2 movies.

Plaides · Jul 25, 2003, 12:53 AM

Originally posted by typoon:
This according to The SUN. After reading it though I would have to agree. It's from the New J-Lo, Ben Affleck Movie.

In one scene J-Lo, 33, tries to seduce Affleck, 30, by laying on a bed and telling him: �It�s turkey time!�

When he asks: �What?�, she replies: �Come on, gobble, gobble�.

By turkey time, she meant, turn my over and do me in dat butt... thats what she meant... i swear

Sealobo · Jul 25, 2003, 12:57 AM

Originally posted by Plaides:
By turkey time, she meant, turn my over and do me in dat butt... thats what she meant... i swear

If that's true, then how is that possible to be the WORST line ever... i mean it's not even close...

RGB · Jul 25, 2003, 01:19 AM

Originally posted by Icruise:
Speaking of dumb lines...I thought Arnie saying "Talk to the hand" in Terminator 3 was pretty damn stupid, but the people in the theater seemed to like it. Actually I guess I could say the same thing for the whole movie.

Come on, I thought that was hillarious!

UNTeMac · Jul 25, 2003, 01:23 AM

Originally posted by Plaides:
By turkey time, she meant, turn my over and do me in dat butt... thats what she meant... i swear

"Baste me." -J Lo

RGB · Jul 25, 2003, 05:28 AM

Originally posted by UNTiMac:
"Baste me." -J Lo

LOL!!

Timo · Jul 25, 2003, 09:58 AM

"Obi-Wan is holding me back!"

Nonsuch · Jul 25, 2003, 10:05 AM

"Yippee!"

- Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

biscuit · Jul 25, 2003, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by ReggieX:
The very last line in "The World Is Not Enough" made me hate that friggin movie. I was enjoying it as much as one can a modern Bond film, and they totally killed it.

It was about Christmas coming only once a year; Denise Richard's character was named Christmas. Lame lame lame.

Sorry, but I thought that line was classic. Almost as good as the one in Tomorrow Never Dies when Bond is in Oxford 'brushing up on his Swedish' and Moneypenny says "You always were a cunning linguist James".

Comedy Gold! No, really, it is!

biscuit

MikeM33 · Jul 25, 2003, 12:22 PM

I can't really pin-point any specific lines from any movies.

Can I just vote for the scripts to the movies "Ghosts of Mars" and "Armageddon" ?

Watching either one of those was like being forced to listed to someone scraping thier finger-nails on a chalk board. Like being tortured by having lemon juice dripped slowly over an open wound for several hours

I believe both movies succeeded in killing some part of my brain that I had previously only abused myself.

Probably more appropriate as another thread though

MikeM

typoon · Jul 25, 2003, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by MikeM33:
I can't really pin-point any specific lines from any movies.

Can I just vote for the scripts to the movies "Ghosts of Mars" and "Armageddon" ?

Watching either one of those was like being forced to listed to someone scraping thier finger-nails on a chalk board. Like being tortured by having lemon juice dripped slowly over an open wound for several hours
I believe both movies succeeded in killing some part of my brain that I had previously only abused myself.

Probably more appropriate as another thread though

MikeM

I don't know I think Gold Member was worse than both of those put together.