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zachs · Mar 20, 2004, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by ghost_flash:
I am sure there is, but I can't think of it now so I am going to just post this reply until I can think of something funny to say instead, then come back in 10 minutes and edit this post.

Edit: I'm bored too. So, we are all bored together! Which makes us lonely and bored, and pathetic, and now depressed....

Come to think of it, we're probably doing it just to increase our post count.

Yeah.

That's it.

+1

wang_himself · Mar 21, 2004, 12:35 AM

+1

One more I guess

Zoom_zoom · Mar 21, 2004, 01:06 AM

SomeToast · Mar 21, 2004, 01:06 AM

Originally posted by MacsGalor:
Ok without making this a +1 thread lets see how many people we can get to post in it.

Without making this wall blue, let's paint this wall blue.

293 + 427 - 719

Ω · Mar 21, 2004, 01:06 AM

Why do my computer cables always get tied in knots, while my shoelaces always come undone?

d4nth3m4n · Mar 21, 2004, 01:41 AM

Originally posted by _?_:
Why do my computer cables always get tied in knots, while my shoelaces always come undone?

now thats just crazy!

but it raises other key questions- why do you recite at a play and play at a recital? park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

sh*t ima be up all night now.

dampeoples · Mar 21, 2004, 02:09 AM

How many can
i post in it?

zachs · Mar 21, 2004, 02:15 AM

Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
now thats just crazy!

but it raises other key questions- why do you recite at a play and play at a recital? park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

sh*t ima be up all night now.

If people from Poland are called poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

d4nth3m4n · Mar 21, 2004, 02:17 AM

Originally posted by zachs:
If people from Poland are called poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

what will superman do now that there are no phone booths and everyone has a cell phone?
why are there locks on the doors at 7-11, when theyre open 24/7/365?

zachs · Mar 21, 2004, 02:19 AM

Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
what will superman do now that there are no phone booths and everyone has a cell phone?
why are there locks on the doors at 7-11, when theyre open 24/7/365?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?

d4nth3m4n · Mar 21, 2004, 02:23 AM

Originally posted by zachs:
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?

you win.

curses, foiled again

dillerX · Mar 21, 2004, 02:24 AM

Originally posted by zachs:
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?

taxes.

Algernnon · Mar 21, 2004, 03:00 AM

I, for one, would never post in a pointless thread such as this.

SSharon · Mar 21, 2004, 06:47 AM

well I wasn't going to post but then I read that question above, why do they lock the doors of 7-11 when they are always open? well I have an answer. a few months ago I was driving home from school and stopped at the 7-11 and it was closed. the doors were locked. Why? b/c they were cleaning the floors. it wasn't 3am, but they decided to have some floor cleaning company come in and clean the floors and they wouldn't let any customers in by locking the doors.

I hope that clears a little bit of the confusion up on this thread about nothing.

ryju · Mar 21, 2004, 09:14 AM

My life suddenly has meaning.

Gankdawg · Mar 21, 2004, 10:23 AM

+1

d4nth3m4n · Mar 21, 2004, 12:33 PM

Originally posted by SSharon:
well I wasn't going to post but then I read that question above, why do they lock the doors of 7-11 when they are always open? well I have an answer. a few months ago I was driving home from school and stopped at the 7-11 and it was closed. the doors were locked. Why? b/c they were cleaning the floors. it wasn't 3am, but they decided to have some floor cleaning company come in and clean the floors and they wouldn't let any customers in by locking the doors.

I hope that clears a little bit of the confusion up on this thread about nothing.

well, i for one, will sleep much better now.

dampeoples · Mar 21, 2004, 12:43 PM

I just woke up

Scifience · Mar 21, 2004, 12:47 PM

It can get one more than it has now.

Scifience · Mar 21, 2004, 12:48 PM

Or two more, if I'm in a really +1 mood.

d4nth3m4n · Mar 21, 2004, 12:54 PM

if tub boats were bigger, wouldnt they need smaller tug boats to tug them?

MacsGalor · Mar 21, 2004, 01:17 PM

I think that they would just use another big tug boat to tug the big tub boat. Ok then lets hear some crazy pick up lines herese mine....

guy; do you work for UPS?

girl; (gives any response)

guy; Because I swear I just saw you checking out my package

DeathToWindows · Mar 21, 2004, 01:20 PM

this thread deserves:

SNORTINATED

zachs · Mar 21, 2004, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by MacsGalor:
I think that they would just use another big tug boat to tug the big tub boat. Ok then lets hear some crazy pick up lines herese mine....

guy; do you work for UPS?

girl; (gives any response)

guy; Because I swear I just saw you checking out my package

"Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?"

d4nth3m4n · Mar 21, 2004, 01:24 PM

is that a mirror in your pocket? cos i can really see myself in you pants.

p.s. hows the head zachs?

Oneota · Mar 21, 2004, 02:05 PM

Why do they call it a hot water heater when you don't need to heat hot water?

Why is it a pair of panties, but just one bra?

zachs · Mar 21, 2004, 03:13 PM

If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do we say redheaded and brown-haired?

MacsGalor · Mar 21, 2004, 03:33 PM

Why are the Carolina Panthers not the North Carolina Panthers

Why doe you take a pi$$ and $hit but really end up leaving them behind

wang_himself · Mar 21, 2004, 04:06 PM

Beer tender get me another bar!

wang_himself · Mar 21, 2004, 04:12 PM

Also omgwtfbbq = KUNTS

TubaMuffins · Mar 21, 2004, 04:19 PM

this is a ppick up scene that i came up with last year. Your walking down the path in a park and you see a girl sitting there just reading or sunbathing. As you approach her you pretend to not know she's there and you just spit out the side of your mouth. She's going crazy "What the hell are you doing?" That sort of thing, you get all apolegetic and tell her how sorry you feel, you didnt see her there. Once she has calmed down a little bit, you tell her to go buy any shirt she wants, then to give you a call nad you can pay her back when she picks out her shirt. From there its up to you. I still think this is a good idea but my girlfriend doesn't (and no, i didnt pick her up using this, i dont have enough balls to try this one).

PS +1

MacsGalor · Mar 21, 2004, 05:10 PM

Originally posted by TubaMuffins:
this is a ppick up scene that i came up with last year. Your walking down the path in a park and you see a girl sitting there just reading or sunbathing. As you approach her you pretend to not know she's there and you just spit out the side of your mouth. She's going crazy "What the hell are you doing?" That sort of thing, you get all apolegetic and tell her how sorry you feel, you didnt see her there. Once she has calmed down a little bit, you tell her to go buy any shirt she wants, then to give you a call nad you can pay her back when she picks out her shirt. From there its up to you. I still think this is a good idea but my girlfriend doesn't (and no, i didnt pick her up using this, i dont have enough balls to try this one).

That is one of if not the dumbest lines I have ever heard. But it did make me laugh so

TubaMuffins · 05:57 PM

I got a joke. What do you call microsoft's research and development department?

MacsGalor · Mar 21, 2004, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by TubaMuffins:
I got a jooke. What do you call microsoft's researh and development department?

Apple Computer, Inc

Sealobo · Mar 21, 2004, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by TubaMuffins:
I got a joke. What do you call microsoft's research and development department?

Blackhole?

Since nothing gets out of it.

d4nth3m4n · Mar 21, 2004, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by TubaMuffins:
I got a joke. What do you call microsoft's research and development department?

um, theotherside(darkside)andstuffcosweallhatethemcosw eusemacsandwethinkwerebettercoswespendmoreonpretty hardware r&d?

MacGorilla · Mar 21, 2004, 08:54 PM

jonasmac · Mar 21, 2004, 09:09 PM

Okay, I'm in. No jokes. No photos. No riddles. Just this post....

Saw Dawn of the Dead couple days ago. Been thinking about what I would do if a pack ofzombies were trying to eat me. Probably run like a scared little girl.

zachs · Mar 21, 2004, 09:12 PM

Hah! Dawn Of The Dead beats The Passion

ryju · Mar 21, 2004, 09:26 PM

Yeah I knew that a while ago. I'm seeing TEH PASSION tomorrow night. Expecting not to be impressed.

MacsGalor · Mar 21, 2004, 09:49 PM

Originally posted by jonasmac:
Okay, I'm in. No jokes. No photos. No riddles. Just this post....

Saw Dawn of the Dead couple days ago. Been thinking about what I would do if a pack ofzombies were trying to eat me. Probably run like a scared little girl.

If I would be in a situation like that the first thing that I would do is kill off the idiots that would only end up getting me killed. I know it sounds F'ed up but I believe in the bigger picture and if that means some have to die so be it. Just like if a plane filled with passengers was bound to destroy another building I would have no problem blowing it out of the sky. Sorry but thats the way it is.

MacsGalor · Mar 21, 2004, 11:36 PM

umm come on folks a lot more to hit 250

ghost_flash · Mar 21, 2004, 11:39 PM

Originally posted by MacsGalor:
umm come on folks a lot more to hit 250

Well, I don't think you can do it. It's not going to make it, and I'm not going to help!

gorickey · Mar 21, 2004, 11:41 PM

Originally posted by ghost_flash:
Well, I don't think you can do it. It's not going to make it, and I'm not going to help!

I won't be caught dead posting here again...

ghost_flash · Mar 21, 2004, 11:49 PM

Originally posted by gorickey:
I won't be caught dead posting here again...

Right! bugger. Got me again. How do you just suck me right in!?

Dex13 · Mar 21, 2004, 11:59 PM

Stogieman · Mar 22, 2004, 12:27 AM

Originally posted by MacsGalor:
umm come on folks a lot more to hit 250

I'm waiting until 420 to hit it.

ryju · Mar 22, 2004, 02:43 PM

AMAZING! Where??

JHromadka · Mar 22, 2004, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by TubaMuffins:
this is a ppick up scene that i came up with last year.
<snip>

I like Eddie Murphy's better: go to 20 women on the street and tell them "Hi, wanna f*ck?" 19/20 will slap you in the face, but that 20th one -- that's something special!"

d4nth3m4n · Mar 22, 2004, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by JHromadka:
I like Eddie Murphy's better: go to 20 women on the street and tell them "Hi, wanna f*ck?" 19/20 will slap you in the face, but that 20th one -- that's something special!"

yeah, you have to play the odds, if 95% of women will tell you to bugger off you just have to ask a hundred and then have a ball with the 5 that do say yes... whats so complicated about that? who said math class was useless?