[King Bob On The Cob]

When I was littler, I had a really crappy mower, spat out tons of smoke, I was mowing, probably suffering from smoke inhalation, and I think my brain was short a few grams of O2 and viola, I came up with this name, incredibly stupid sounding yet rememberful. Carried it with me since.

[vcutag]

Originally posted by John C. Smith:
the story of John C. Smith is a long and fascinating one. really.

3 years ago, when I discovered that the internet could be useful for wasting time by doing things other than downloading porn, I decided to sign up to MacNN as John B. Smith. I was in secondary school then, and I had my parents convinced that I actually needed a computer to do work. "I'm working mum, see? I'm using the computer." Actually I just wasted time drawing crap pictures and posting them in the lounge for my own amusement. Then school and other things began to consume my time, so I had to take a break.

A few years later, my children, I logged back on to MacNN as John B. Smith. this time though I was at uni, and instead of crap pictures, I decided to post crap plagarised poems. so many crap poems, in fact, that I was banned from the lounge. so, I had a cunning plan to register a new screen name. Clearly C comes after B, so John B. Smith was reincarnated as John C. Smith. But that begs the question. Where did the name John B. Smith come from? Well, bla bla bla bla bla bla and I just made it up for no reason. The end.

Huh. I figured you'd been banned twice, that you started at A. Oh well.

[John C. Smith]

Originally posted by vcutag:
Huh. I figured you'd been banned twice, that you started at A. Oh well.

The story of John A. Smith is a secret... jk

[snct]

My name is Steve T. I used to work with another guy named Steve T., but everybody called him Chuck instead of Steve .

So I'm Steve, Not Chuck T. .