[seanyepez]

<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_2006000/2006042.stm" target="_blank">http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_2006000/2006042.stm</a>

<img border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" title="" src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" />

[seanyepez]

"'The man had used a high-pressure pneumatic grease gun to inject his penis...'" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

I'm laughing so hard it hurts.

<small>[ 07-02-2002, 08:28 AM: Message edited by: seanyepez ]</small>

[philzilla]

<img src="http://www.freakindesign.com/images/nojahoda.jpg" alt=" - " />

[IUJHJSDHE]

lol, very funny!!!

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Geneva, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="1" face="Geneva, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif"> But the girth of the man's penis continued to grow and he was no longer able to achieve an erection </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="1" face="Geneva, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif">"Inject your penis with oil for eternal happyness"

[The Placid Casual]

"Gangrene can also develop if injection causes infection"

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

Marc

[Lerkfish]

this reminds me of a vintage Buddy Hackett joke...

(the short version)

Man travels on business to Thailand and enjoys himself with prostitutes while there. Once he returns, he is horrified to see that his penis has turned green and purple and it is painful to urinate.
He goes to his family doctor.
Doctor: I'm sorry, we're going to have to cut off your penis.
Man: OMIGOD! no! I can't do that!.
Distraught, the man leaves wanders outside in the street, trying to think of something. Suddenly, it occurs to him! Thailand social disease...he needs a thai doctor!
Combing the yellow pages, he finally tracks down a Thai doctor. He explains the situation and is examined.
Man: My doctor said there was nothing else to do but cut off my penis!
Thai doctor: OH NO! NO cut off penis! No need to cut off penis.
Man (visibly relieved): Thank god! You are a godsend...

Thai doctor: Oh no, no need to cut off penis...fall off by itself 14 days.

[undotwa]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Geneva, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="1" face="Geneva, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif">Originally posted by Lerkfish:
<strong>this reminds me of a vintage Buddy Hackett joke...

(the short version)

Man travels on business to Thailand and enjoys himself with prostitutes while there. Once he returns, he is horrified to see that his penis has turned green and purple and it is painful to urinate.
He goes to his family doctor.
Doctor: I'm sorry, we're going to have to cut off your penis.
Man: OMIGOD! no! I can't do that!.
Distraught, the man leaves wanders outside in the street, trying to think of something. Suddenly, it occurs to him! Thailand social disease...he needs a thai doctor!
Combing the yellow pages, he finally tracks down a Thai doctor. He explains the situation and is examined.
Man: My doctor said there was nothing else to do but cut off my penis!
Thai doctor: OH NO! NO cut off penis! No need to cut off penis.
Man (visibly relieved): Thank god! You are a godsend...

Thai doctor: Oh no, no need to cut off penis...fall off by itself 14 days.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="1" face="Geneva, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif">LOL

[cdhostage]

What happened at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

[cdhostage]

Seriously this penius iflation idea is osme ****ed up ****.

[smacintush]

When my brother was in Japan he had a pearl�er�"installed" under the skin of his penis. He never had a problem with it, but he had it removed because it grossed his girlfriend out.

[Spheric Harlot]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Geneva, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="1" face="Geneva, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif">Originally posted by smacintush:
<strong>When my brother was in Japan he had a pearl�er�"installed" under the skin of his penis. He never had a problem with it, but he had it removed because it grossed his girlfriend out.

</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="1" face="Geneva, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif">Heh...my dad used to work out in a sweatshop where a lot of yakuza were members. Apparently, these implants are very popular among Japanese gangsters - sexual prowess is a large part of their self-image.

Every once in a while, there'd be a bloody mess while somebody was lifting weights, as the blood pressure squeezed the pearls a little to hard, sending one of the staff rushing through the hall with a fresh towel to soak up the blood and get the guy medical aid. They were used to this problem, there.

I refrain from comment.

-s*