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republika · Jul 20, 2006, 09:10 PM

Ok, i normally wouldn't be ashamed of this, but my g/f was on holiday for a week and I met up with this girl; turns out she was horny as hell and i went back to hers. Clincher was, her sister was there and was ready to pounce on me, too.

It was great, fcuked them both, and watched them screw each other, but i feel soooo bad about it

.I reckon it's a sign that i'm not ready for commitment .

What do you guys think?

mduell · Jul 20, 2006, 09:13 PM

I think we need to see pics to judge their hotness.

republika · Jul 20, 2006, 09:14 PM

lol, ok, here's her myspace account http://www.myspace.com/sallygoeslucky

she's a slutty girl and i couldn't say no

- - e r i k - - · Jul 20, 2006, 09:15 PM

Debauchery, incest and adultery? *grabs popcorn*

More pix plz kthx.

republika · Jul 20, 2006, 09:16 PM

lol, ^^^ in their 20s and damn, it was too good. luckiest guy on earth, but the guilt, ugh....

Rumor · Jul 20, 2006, 09:17 PM

Why do I smell bullshit?

blackstar · Jul 20, 2006, 09:17 PM

damn thats not wrong, thats kinky

- - e r i k - - · Jul 20, 2006, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by republika

lol, ^^^ in their 20s and damn, it was too good. luckiest guy on earth, but the guilt, ugh....

To be serious for a moment: what stage are you in your current relationship?

republika · Jul 20, 2006, 09:18 PM

rumor - honestly, it happened, but i;ve been talking to some friends and they've been disgusted by it, in a way, and telling me o talk to my g/f about i - how can I though? she'll dump my ass!

republika · Jul 20, 2006, 09:20 PM

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -

To be serious for a moment: what stage are you in your current relationship?

Hmm, about 6 months or so. but she's very serious about it in the sense that she talks about kids, futures and so on. Thing is, i missed out on alot in my 20s (for various reasons) and I'm still making up for it, but i still cling onto any girl that shows me interest - lack of confidence i think.

Mastrap · Jul 20, 2006, 09:21 PM

Why do you make this sound like something unusual?

republika · Jul 20, 2006, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by Mastrap

Why do you make this sound like something unusual?

I've no idea, my friend. It;s like I find the perfect girl to settle with, then I muck it up by doing this.

- - e r i k - - · Jul 20, 2006, 09:25 PM

If she's the perfect girl, chalk it up as a f.ckup, don't tell her and live happily ever after. (Provided you don't f.ckup again that is

)

blackstar · Jul 20, 2006, 09:25 PM

man dont worry you just ****ed a whore, yeah your girl wont understand, you shouldnt just tell anyone, because you didnt nothing wrong.
whores need to get ****ed, its like you have to eat to survive, no worries!!

republika · Jul 20, 2006, 09:27 PM

erik & blackstar: yeah. i'm thinking that way, but my concern is something deeper, maybe. that i actually went out and slept with someone else (nevermind it was her and her sisiter lol)./ i'm wondering if i need to juts muck around, be sinlge and do my thing, but being single scares me.

Mastrap · Jul 20, 2006, 09:28 PM

If you'll keep your mouth shut, you'll be fine.

Reminds me of this joke:
An old guy comes to confession.
"Father, I need to tell you something. I've been married for 70 years, I am 90 years old, but last night I went out on the town and ended up having sex with two 19 year old twin sisters."
Priest: "That's terrible. You'll have to say 1000 Hail Mary's to make up for this."
"Hail Mary's? I can't do that, I am Jewish"
"Jewish? So why are you telling me, a Catholic priest?"
"I am telling you? I am telling everyone."

republika · Jul 20, 2006, 09:28 PM

But cheers guys, helps hearing your thoughts

Kevin · Jul 20, 2006, 09:28 PM

republika · Jul 20, 2006, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by Mastrap

If you'll keep your mouth shut, you'll be fine.

Reminds me of this joke:
An old guy comes to confession.

Hahaha, too funny, i love it! That's me! lol

Rumor · Jul 20, 2006, 09:50 PM

Here's the solution:

Tell your girl, take her to the sluts house and bang all three of them.

Got any other topics on which you need advice?

Kerrigan · Jul 20, 2006, 10:00 PM

Alternate solution:

Go make a MacNN thread

Tyre MacAdmin · Jul 20, 2006, 10:15 PM

Dude you lived the American dream. Their is no real man on the planet who can blame you for that. Fact is you would have got more **** for telling them you didn't do it. There is not one man in these forums who can look that myspace square in the ass and say they would not do it.

I turned down a threesome once and my frat bros found out about it and I get nothing but sh!t about it. Even so the bottom line is keep it your business... not your friends and damn sure not your g-friend's.

IceEnclosure · Jul 20, 2006, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

just because such things don't happen in your life doesn't mean they don't happen for others.

fantastic, republika! carry on with your regular relationship as usual.

IceEnclosure · Jul 20, 2006, 10:21 PM

Does she have a cousin in the states? :

MOTHERWELL · Jul 20, 2006, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure

Does she have cousins in the states? :

fixed

........checking flight prices to Heathrow.....

Tyre MacAdmin · Jul 20, 2006, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by republika

lol, ok, here's her myspace account http://www.myspace.com/sallygoeslucky

she's a slutty girl and i couldn't say no

Oh and thanks for the myspace friends add

d4nth3m4n · Jul 20, 2006, 10:45 PM

that's a rad kari sweets pic there. i smell something...

IceEnclosure · Jul 20, 2006, 10:45 PM

oh yea, this could be a myspace thread, and it KILLS the facebook thread!

IceEnclosure · Jul 20, 2006, 10:54 PM

Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n

that's a rad kari sweets pic there. i smell something...

slut-sleuth! are we dealing with a fake here sir? do I need to apologize to kevin?

aberdeenwriter · Jul 20, 2006, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by Rumor

Why do I smell bullshit?

At BEST I think he's bragging. At worst, test driving a fantasy. Either way, harmless fun.

And republika, if you are REALLY feeling guilty just imagine your g/f has partied with 2 guys while she's been out of town. As a matter of fact me and my mate just finished up with her. There. Happy now?

aberdeenwriter · Jul 20, 2006, 11:00 PM

Originally Posted by republika

rumor - honestly, it happened, but i;ve been talking to some friends and they've been disgusted by it, in a way, and telling me o talk to my g/f about i - how can I though? she'll dump my ass!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Be strong, man! Bear the guilt alone and in silence! If it bothers you that much then vow to never do it again. And be extra nice to her. And if she guesses don't lay it on her. Just keep to the punishment that is never being able to tell her. That is your penance for doing wrong!

Get some more manly friends.

aberdeenwriter · Jul 20, 2006, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by republika

erik & blackstar: yeah. i'm thinking that way, but my concern is something deeper, maybe. that i actually went out and slept with someone else (nevermind it was her and her sisiter lol)./ i'm wondering if i need to juts muck around, be sinlge and do my thing, but being single scares me.

Dude, you are NOT ready to settle down with anyone yet. If you do it'll screw up her life and yours just because you couldn't stand to be alone. Tell her you screwed around on her and make her dump you. That's the easiest way to spare her your growing pains.

aberdeenwriter · Jul 20, 2006, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

Cool graphic!

aberdeenwriter · Jul 20, 2006, 11:10 PM

Originally Posted by Tyler McAdams

Dude you lived the American dream. Their is no real man on the planet who can blame you for that. Fact is you would have got more **** for telling them you didn't do it. There is not one man in these forums who can look that myspace square in the ass and say they would not do it.

I turned down a threesome once and my frat bros found out about it and I get nothing but sh!t about it. Even so the bottom line is keep it your business... not your friends and damn sure not your g-friend's.

I turned down a three way once and I've regretted it regularly since then. August 1998.

blackstar · Jul 21, 2006, 12:04 AM

haha yeah....

d4nth3m4n · Jul 21, 2006, 12:27 AM

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure

slut-sleuth! are we dealing with a fake here sir? do I need to apologize to kevin?

hell no, it could have happened, i'm just saying that that pic ain't her.

hell, i've slept with two sets of twins.

unfortunately, it was 4 separate incidents.

IceEnclosure · Jul 21, 2006, 12:32 AM

truuueee

torsoboy · Jul 21, 2006, 01:46 AM

Tell her what you did or you will regret it later. She will probably dump you, but it is really your fault... you should live up to what you did. I disagree 100% with what most of these people are telling you. You feel bad because you know you did something wrong... get it off your chest and get it over with. You deserve to be dumped and you know it.

Yes, it sounds like you are not quite ready for a committed relationship.

*let the flames commence*

smacintush · Jul 21, 2006, 02:03 AM

You're human, get over it.

Oh yeah, tell your girlfriend and take the consequences like a man. I can respect a person who screws up and owns up to it honestly, but someone who screws up and then lies and covers it up is just a cowardly little lying bitch.

Velocity211 · Jul 21, 2006, 02:27 AM

Hope your girlfriend doesn't find out.

mrgaskell · Jul 21, 2006, 03:13 AM

I once slept with three sisters, but at different times in high school. I have to say that was pretty cool. As for the "cheating," you are not married, thus you didn't break any vows made before God/Buddha/Allah/etc. and your family and friends.

Telling her will oonly cause you and her unneccesary pain. And for what? Who is it going to help? Don't tell her and from now on keep for farkin' mouth shut when you do dirt, dummy.

mrgaskell · Jul 21, 2006, 03:15 AM

Oh, and if one of your friends spills the beans, pretend like it was a loyalty test. If she doesn't believe what you say, "Do you really think I banged a set of twins who then had sex with each other? I said it to see what kind of friends I had!"

Good way to get out of a sticky situation. Good luck!

King Bob On The Cob · Jul 21, 2006, 03:36 AM

If you committed to this girl that you wouldn't **** around on her, you gotta fess up, you're just going to hurt yourself and her when things turn bad in your relationship (They always will at some point). If you said you would be faithful to her, you weren't, then you lie about it, that would make you scum in my eyes. Anyways, you already told your friends, your g/f is going to find out through them. So she'll be even more pissed off and you'll get demasculinated when she finds out (AKA you tried to take the pussy way out).

Doofy · Jul 21, 2006, 05:00 AM

Originally Posted by republika

What do you guys think?

I reckon you need to trot yourself off down to the clinic, just to be on the safe side.

Dakar · Jul 21, 2006, 08:41 AM

Did I read that correctly? Two sisters had sex with each other? That's enough to call BS, I think.

Dark Helmet · Jul 21, 2006, 08:51 AM

Judging by that myspace website those girls are pro-whores.

Y3a · Jul 21, 2006, 08:58 AM

Oh well, so much for personal integrity and high moral standards on your part. You'll be a real piece of work by the time you are 50 or so. Gonna take up politics?

Shaddim · Jul 21, 2006, 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar

Did I read that correctly? Two sisters had sex with each other? That's enough to call BS, I think.

QFT.

Just in case anyone ever really gets into this situation, and it's a one time slip... TELL NO ONE, especially not your SO. Chalk it up to young hormones and move on. There's no reason to ruin her life and yours, just because you feel guilty. Suck it up.

Dakar · Jul 21, 2006, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by MacNStein

QFT.

Just in case anyone ever really gets into this situation, and it's a one time slip... TELL NO ONE, especially not your SO. Chalk it up to young hormones and move on. There's no reason to ruin her life and yours, just because you feel guilty. Suck it up.

I want you to know that as soon as I read the thread title I thought to myself, "If anyone has been in this situation its MacNStein." That is not meant as a disparagement or a compliment.

Shaddim · Jul 21, 2006, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar

I want you to know that as soon as I read the thread title I thought to myself, "If anyone has been in this situation its MacNStein." That is not meant as a disparagement or a compliment.

Nope, never slept with sisters, either apart or together. Though, it was on my "to do" list.

I did, however, sleep with a mother after dating her daughter (though, both instances were 3 years apart). Yeah, she knew I'd dated her daughter. Yeah, she was recently divorced. Yeah, she was quite an attractive ~40 y/o. Yeah, it was still kinda creepy.