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Fred_Cokebottle
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Jan 6, 2006, 11:12 PM
 
Just saw one that could be used.



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Jan 6, 2006, 11:17 PM
 
Here's mine: "Hi, my name is [here's where I used my name, but you should use your name]."

It worked every time.
     
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Jan 6, 2006, 11:17 PM
 
:-/

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Jan 6, 2006, 11:19 PM
 
... and then there was a friend who said the following worked effectively for him around 20% of the time:

"so we ****ing or what?"

so ask and ye shall receive? ;-)

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Jan 6, 2006, 11:28 PM
 
Hey you're ugly, but don't worry, I'm into that.*






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Jan 7, 2006, 04:16 AM
 
G'day*





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Jan 7, 2006, 05:50 AM
 
Originally Posted by Railroader
Here's mine: "Hi, my name is [here's where I used my name, but you should use your name]."

It worked every time.
I believe you forgot the key line though.
"Hi, my name is [blank], what's yours?"
You have to see interested in the other person for it to be a good pickup line (unless you're some sort of famous person, then just saying your name may work)
     
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Jan 7, 2006, 06:02 AM
 
i'm pretty simple I just say you wanna ****? now it works great with guys.. girls not one yet lol
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Jan 7, 2006, 06:22 AM
 
I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you. It's 100% effective (well, it used to be when I last used it - before they all started hitting on me all the time).

So effective that during a conversation with a couple of friends where there happened to be a girl present, upon hearing the line being described she said "I could see how that would work" and within half an hour was basically begging me to marry her.
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Jan 7, 2006, 07:11 AM
 
"Turn around for a second....OMG, nice ass."

3 for 3 so far.
     
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Jan 7, 2006, 11:44 AM
 
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Jan 7, 2006, 11:47 AM
 
Never had to have one.
     
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Jan 7, 2006, 12:03 PM
 
Hi, I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore uranus.
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Jan 7, 2006, 12:30 PM
 
Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
     
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Jan 7, 2006, 12:33 PM
 
"New Hotness!"

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Jan 7, 2006, 12:56 PM
 
"Nice Shoes. Wanna F***?"
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Jan 7, 2006, 09:06 PM
 
Originally Posted by King Bob On The Cob
I believe you forgot the key line though.
"Hi, my name is [blank], what's yours?"
You have to see interested in the other person for it to be a good pickup line (unless you're some sort of famous person, then just saying your name may work)
No, because that leaves them open to a one word answer of just their name. My approach enables them to reply with "Nice to meet you, my name is [insert their name here]." As opposed to "[insert their name here]".

See the difference?
     
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Jan 7, 2006, 10:05 PM
 
I had a line once that I used on a friend when I asked her out,

"Hey so I've been thinking..."
"Did it hurt?"
"Uhh, yah, anyway I've been thinking, I'd like to go on a date, but I don't have anyone else to go on a date with so, you wanna go on a date?"

Sure she said no, but apparently she said it was the best way to possibly ask her out... of course since then she's on to her second boy friend, with a guy who is no where near good enough for her, and who likely will be a big reason why she gives up on her dream of going into ministry. Oh well... I sure know how to pick em...
     
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Jan 7, 2006, 10:39 PM
 
Sounds like a smart girl

(Did this experience put you off trying to ask girls out since you've posted it twice already? )

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Jan 7, 2006, 10:44 PM
 
Originally Posted by funkysmurf
Hi, I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore uranus.
Teh winnar!
     
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Jan 7, 2006, 10:55 PM
 
Originally Posted by itistoday
Teh winnar!
Seconded. I laughed out loud, my wife looked over and I told her.
She said, "gross".
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Jan 8, 2006, 12:29 AM
 
Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -
Sounds like a smart girl

(Did this experience put you off trying to ask girls out since you've posted it twice already? )
Nah, just next time I'll ask out a different one
     
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Jan 8, 2006, 12:48 AM
 
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
     
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Jan 8, 2006, 01:01 AM
 
Once I discovered that girls are just as horny as boys (if not more so) it became clear that the easiest way to get laid was to let girls hit on me. None of the work, all of the fun. Highly recommended.
     
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Jan 8, 2006, 01:47 AM
 
Originally Posted by deej5871
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Jan 8, 2006, 02:14 AM
 
Strangely enough I've only had to go after one woman my whole relatively short life. The others just... happened. My girlfriend now included. Never had to use pickup lines. The one girl I did ask out just got a shy boy asking for her phone number and a movie back in high school. That's about all I've used.
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Jan 8, 2006, 02:18 AM
 
"If you were a booger, I would pick you first."

     
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Jan 8, 2006, 02:23 AM
 
Originally Posted by deej5871
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Jan 8, 2006, 06:11 PM
 
Not really use pickup lines. Just started talking, friends first.

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Jan 8, 2006, 06:38 PM
 
This thread made me laughinate

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Jan 8, 2006, 06:41 PM
 
Why don't you sit in my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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Jan 8, 2006, 06:45 PM
 
Most of you probably use: A/S/L?
     
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Jan 8, 2006, 07:33 PM
 
I've never used pick up lines. Going to a bar and listening to guys deliver or stumble delivering pick up lines is one of the most amusing pastimes one can have.
     
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Jan 8, 2006, 07:43 PM
 
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Jan 8, 2006, 08:48 PM
 
Give this one a shot.

Guy: Excuse me miss, do you work for UPS?

Girl: No, why?

Guy: Oh, I thought I saw you checking out my package.
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Jan 8, 2006, 08:48 PM
 
I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
     
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Jan 8, 2006, 09:42 PM
 
wanna get syphillis?
     
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Originally Posted by bewebste
dingo dog


Like a koala 'bear'?
     
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Jan 9, 2006, 01:34 PM
 
Not sure how many fems we have on this board, but i thought i'd throw in a woman's opinion - that is, if anyone cares. Most girls I know, always go for the "knight in shining armor" - but please, leave the horse at home.

Looks like she's having trouble beating her way through the crowd of drunks to get to the bar? Help beat a path for her. Maybe once you get there, she'll let you buy her a drink, or better yet, maybe she'll buy you one!

She dropped a dollar on the floor? (or maybe you planted one there? ) Pick it up. "Excuse me, I think you dropped this dollar, it was one the floor behind you" - Note: This is just an opener, you've gotta make the rest of the conversation happen from there. **If you've got it to spare, up the $$ to really impress her**

And last, ya know, the usuals, open doors, smile, be funny, and for crap's sake smell good!
     
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Jan 9, 2006, 01:40 PM
 
Originally Posted by MrsLarry
**If you've got it to spare, up the $$ to really impress her**
Ah shuddup.

     
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Jan 9, 2006, 01:43 PM
 
Just get a woody and make sure they see it*

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Jan 9, 2006, 01:51 PM
 
Originally Posted by BlueSky
Ah shuddup.

yikes!! no worries, i'm broke most of the time too.
     
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Jan 9, 2006, 02:08 PM
 
Originally Posted by MrsLarry
She dropped a dollar on the floor? (or maybe you planted one there? ) Pick it up. "Excuse me, I think you dropped this dollar, it was one the floor behind you" - Note: This is just an opener, you've gotta make the rest of the conversation happen from there. **If you've got it to spare, up the $$ to really impress her**
"Excuse me, m'am, you just dropped a note on the floor. It's an IOU.

IOU a drink"

-t
     
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Jan 9, 2006, 02:12 PM
 
Originally Posted by turtle777
"Excuse me, m'am, you just dropped a note on the floor. It's an IOU.

IOU a drink"

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Mar 21, 2006, 10:20 PM
 
Sitting close to the woman you whisper in her ear, "will you touch my vagina?"

She'll say, "WHAT???"

You pause a second then respond, "That's what YOU are supposed to say."
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Uh…why'd you zombify this thread?
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Originally Posted by Chuckit
Uh…why'd you zombify this thread?
You mean bring it back from the dead???



Just how much do you usually pay for clues?
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