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PB2K
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Jul 29, 2010, 04:06 AM
 
I dont care about this thread anymore. This thread is up for sale.
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Jul 29, 2010, 04:19 AM
 
I think embezzling money might depress your boss more.
     
PB2K  (op)
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Jul 29, 2010, 04:56 AM
 
I'll take any offer

this thread is devaluating from it's number 3 position. Any takers?
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Jul 29, 2010, 08:36 AM
 
I'd like to rent this thread for 5 sec. How much will it be ?

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Jul 29, 2010, 09:21 AM
 
If besson posts in this thread, you won't be able to give it away. Better move it fast.
     
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Jul 29, 2010, 02:24 PM
 
PB2K: I would like to buy this thread. How much?
     
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Jul 29, 2010, 02:29 PM
 
too late.

cause we're not quite "the fuzz"
     
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Jul 29, 2010, 02:35 PM
 
Get someone in payroll to make ghost employees that have your account number on them, which are then automatically put into your pay when that time comes. Or, instead of your account number, have it be another family member’s account number.
     
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Jul 29, 2010, 03:42 PM
 
I love this thread already. I expect great things.

Any ramblings are entirely my own, and do not represent those of my employers, coworkers, friends, or species
     
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Jul 29, 2010, 04:12 PM
 
Best "How to depress your boss" thread evar.

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Jul 29, 2010, 06:34 PM
 
I can't change the thread's title, but I can change the OP (that's slang for Opening Post) so either you find a suitable text that is about depressing bosses, or you accept the title and use the OP for your own originality, perhaps a poll, a rant, a poem or an erotic furry story , the possibilities are beyond imagination !
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Jul 29, 2010, 06:39 PM
 
How about an erotic poll?
     
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Jul 29, 2010, 06:40 PM
 
My ex could help with that.
     
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Jul 29, 2010, 06:44 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
How about an erotic pole?
I see what you didn't do there.

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Jul 29, 2010, 06:46 PM
 
Originally Posted by brassplayersrock² View Post
My ex could help with that.

What happened?
     
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Jul 29, 2010, 06:47 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
What happened?
His erotic pole.

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Jul 29, 2010, 06:54 PM
 
Originally Posted by turtle777 View Post
His erotic pole.

-t

Lower brass dudes tend to have problems with their erotic poles, I've noticed... Upper brass dudes, on the other hand, we tend to be overconfident about our erotic poles and like to ensure other people that we are better than they are at handling them. Finance people like yourself are all about responsibility and making sure everything is stable and sound, so they have been known to use double, triple, and sometimes even quadruple means of protection for their erotic poles.

I like to put glitter on my erotic pole.
     
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Jul 29, 2010, 09:13 PM
 
This thread depresses me.


On another note...
     
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Jul 29, 2010, 10:11 PM
 
Show him our department's profit margins and how he spends 400% more each day than we have budget for...
     
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Jul 30, 2010, 03:50 AM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
I like to put glitter on my erotic pole.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=glitter

1. Glitter

An unholy disease that transcends time and space.

2. Glitter

glitter is the herpes of craft suplies

This thread is now about glitter.
     
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Jul 30, 2010, 07:05 AM
 
Originally Posted by iMOTOR View Post
2. Glitter

glitter is the herpes of craft suplies


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PB2K  (op)
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Jul 30, 2010, 10:22 AM
 
how about a new wristwatch thread? I have just bought a new watch and I would like to show it
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Jul 30, 2010, 11:54 AM
 
come on ask for it
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