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Why are deer pussies?
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I just watched our kitten chase a deer off our property. Why are deer so skittish? They're pretty big, but they're so damn wimpy and dumb. Couldn't they bash you with their legs donkey style? Even though they are so wimpy there is often a population surplus of them around here. I guess they don't have many predators other than hunters, but it seems like it would be so easy for other animals to pwn a deer.
That's all I have to say about that, I think.
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Wait, for a moment I read Deermocrats.
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Wait, for a moment I read Deermocrats.
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Are you drunk?
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Not yet
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Well, I figured that you'd have to be pretty drunk for "deer pussies" to read as Deermocrats.
You suck at trying to randomly provoke people, you should take some lessons from me, Turtle dick.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
you should take some lessons from me, Turtle dick.
I did.
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I think you should watch some Oprah and straighten out your life. You're pretty messed up, dude.
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Maybe I should register Deermocrat. That would totally rock my life.
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Well, my dad was best friends with Ronald Reagan. They were squash partners and went to acting school together. Seriously.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Well, my dad was best friends with Ronald Reagan. They were squash partners and went to acting school together. Seriously.
Is that were you learned to act up ?
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You think the number of them is in any way related to their desire not to get in a fight?
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In my experience, the attitude of deer varies from area of the country. For example, in Washington State deer are crazy skittish. Yet here in Colorado Springs, deer will walk right up to people and act aggressive to humans who are being aggressive towards them.
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Originally Posted by mduell
You think the number of them is in any way related to their desire not to get in a fight?
I don't know, they're weird. I don't think I much care for them, to be honest about it.
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I just think you should get a shotgun and shoot a few. That'll teach them.
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They're tricking us.
It's a ploy.
They will take over the world in 2012.
I for one, welcome our new Deer Overlords.
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Originally Posted by imitchellg5
In my experience, the attitude of deer varies from area of the country. For example, in Washington State deer are crazy skittish. Yet here in Colorado Springs, deer will walk right up to people and act aggressive to humans who are being aggressive towards them.
I've had deer just stare at me from 15 feet away while I honk and flash my lights at them, but this was within city limits, where I'm sure they're used to traffic and not being shot at.
Then just outside of town, we were driving through a field to go shoot some clays, and we couldn't get within 200 yards of a group of deer without them freaking out and running away.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
...it seems like it would be so easy for other animals to pwn a deer.
That's all I have to say about that, I think.
Oh really?
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Originally Posted by exca1ibur
Yikes.
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Wait, for a moment I read Deermocrats.
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And people wonder why this place is going downhill...
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Originally Posted by exca1ibur
Wow, that deer was bad ass.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Wow, that deer was bad ass.
Deer, elk, moose, antelope, and most other wild animals see dogs as wolves or coyotes. Usually wolves or coyotes would try to get the fawn. That's why so many dogs get attacked.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
I just watched our kitten chase a deer off our property. Why are deer so skittish?
Your perception of the situation is incorrect, Oprah. The deer know how hard the kittens are and thus are suitably scared. You, being a mere human, are simply unaware of the insatiable megalomania and brutal aggression inherent in kittens.
Forget Skynet - the real danger is in some moron genetically engineering kittens to have opposable thumbs. Then we'd all be sorry.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Oops . . . hehehe. I several posts, and for some crazy reason, I thought turtle777 and besson3c were the same person, just posting with different userID's, just trying to start an argument. My mistake.
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Buckaroo: I will shoot you with a bazooka if you say that turtle777 and me are the same person again. Turtle777 and I are not on speaking terms right now.
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Originally Posted by exca1ibur
Why is one of the tags "rent is too damn high"?
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Originally Posted by Laminar
I've had deer just stare at me from 15 feet away while I honk and flash my lights at them, but this was within city limits, where I'm sure they're used to traffic and not being shot at.
Dude, you're doing it wrong. I made a sign that I hold up as I pass the deer letting them know what lemmings they are. I can't believe they are so stupid to ignore my honking and flashing.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Your perception of the situation is incorrect, Oprah. The deer know how hard the kittens are and thus are suitably scared. You, being a mere human, are simply unaware of the insatiable megalomania and brutal aggression inherent in kittens.
Forget Skynet - the real danger is in some moron genetically engineering kittens to have opposable thumbs. Then we'd all be sorry.
Is it true that British people like to put bow ties on deer over there, among many other things?
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Buckaroo: I will shoot you with a bazooka if you say that turtle777 and me are the same person again. Turtle777 and I are not on speaking terms right now.
Pff, we are the same person.
Besson is just my ass speaking.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Your perception of the situation is incorrect, Oprah. The deer know how hard the kittens are and thus are suitably scared. You, being a mere human, are simply unaware of the insatiable megalomania and brutal aggression inherent in kittens.
Forget Skynet - the real danger is in some moron genetically engineering kittens to have opposable thumbs. Then we'd all be sorry.
Please do not call me Oprah, I do not care for that.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Is it true that British people like to put bow ties on deer over there, among many other things?
Again, your perception is slightly off the mark here, Oprah. British deer are slightly more intelligent and sophisticated than other deer, and like to put bow ties on themselves. The only assistance rendered to said deer by British people is in the import of bow ties from China, because the deer barter system isn't really compatible with the renminbi.
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That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Doofy, if you are going to insist on calling me Oprah I'm going to have to tell all of MacNN about your tax havens and illegal monkey.
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Blair is completely legal, Oprah.
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That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Blair is completely legal, Oprah.
Well, yeah, but only because you have him transported in by the Liverpool train to Derbyshire everyday so that he technically lives in the zoo, at least on paper.
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The best pussies are deer pussies.
Hmm... that didn't come out right.
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Bush Tax Cuts == Job Killer
June 2001: 132,047,000 employed
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2.21 million jobs were LOST after 2 years of Bush Tax Cuts.
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Bush Tax Cuts == Job Killer
June 2001: 132,047,000 employed
June 2003: 129,839,000 employed
2.21 million jobs were LOST after 2 years of Bush Tax Cuts.
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Originally Posted by hyteckit
Oh Deer.
I see what you did there.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Bush Tax Cuts == Job Killer
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2.21 million jobs were LOST after 2 years of Bush Tax Cuts.
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Deer are just 'forest goats' They are pretty stupid. 'Squirrel stupid.'
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It really depends on the deer you meet. Not all of them are pussies.
This one sure don't look like one to me.
You ought to keep your pussies away from this one.
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