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Man thought to be a zombie punched
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Kind of funny that I would come across this article after just seeing Zombieland, which was surprisingly good! This movie was sort of in the Hangover category of movie in terms of being so ridiculously funny. It is rated 8.3 by IMDB, last I checked.
Anyway, the story from Man Called Zombie While Ordering Food, Punched Twice
IOWA CITY, Iowa — Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice. Police said the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.
A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.
The man then ran out a back door.
The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital.
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I wasn't aware that zombies ordered food.
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1:17 AM, near a university? Sounds like a drunk to me (the puncher, not the punchee).
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Zombies: till death do us part...
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Was he a zombie? If so, he probably deserved it.
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Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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The U of I knows how to keep it classy. And I can type that because my wife isn't in the room.
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Originally Posted by Laminar 
The U of I knows how to keep it classy. And I can type that because my wife isn't in the room.
Is your wife a zombie, too?
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Originally Posted by Dork.
Was he a zombie? If so, he probably deserved it.
Only if he was ordering brains.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
The U of I knows how to keep it classy. And I can type that because my wife isn't in the room.
Are you insinuating that your wife is not classy?
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Originally Posted by Laminar
The U of I knows how to keep it classy. And I can type that because my wife isn't in the room.
You're hiding in the bathroom, aren't you?
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Originally Posted by Laminar
The U of I knows how to keep it classy.
Perhaps the zombies have more discerning tastes than you previously imagined.
Originally Posted by Laminar
And I can type that because my wife isn't in the room.
Is your affliction curable?
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"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
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Believe it or no, Zombies eat at Subway and Arby's. The food in those establishments is so disgusting, it works as a stopgap measure when brains are on short supply (which is common in America.)
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And out of the darkness, the Zombie did call...
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Originally Posted by Electric Zombie
Believe it or no, Zombies eat at Subway and Arby's. The food in those establishments is so disgusting, it works as a stopgap measure when brains are on short supply (which is common in America.)
Man, I want to punch you so badly...
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Let's just be glad this idiot was drunk, and not some delusional psycho who tried to kill him.
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Let's just be glad he wasn't high on pot. Then he REALLY would have been violent!
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Everyone knows pot is a gateway drug to zombies.
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Zombie Punch sounds like a cool defense maneuver, or a crappy refreshment. 
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Have you guys seen Zombieland? I highly recommend it!
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Have you guys tried brains? I highly recommend them!
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Have you guys tried the Zombie File System? I highly recommend it!
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No I haven't, why have you been keeping this from us, Dork.? Tell us more about it... will it work with non-zombie processes too?
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Zombie File System is a cemetery. All the files are labeled by year.
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ZFS (Zombie File System) is self-healing. The problem with zombies is that once you shoot them in the head they are done for. Self healing zombies though? Yikes!!
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They called the police instead of the Zombie Task Force?
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Bush Tax Cuts == Job Killer
June 2001: 132,047,000 employed
June 2003: 129,839,000 employed
2.21 million jobs were LOST after 2 years of Bush Tax Cuts.
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Originally Posted by hyteckit
They called the police instead of the Zombie Task Force?
Didn't you hear that the Zombie Task Force has be downsized to one man and a water pistol? Apparently they lost their funding due to being accused of punching non-zombies in the face while ordering food...
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I'm a zombie and im proud! Big scene down here in the uk!
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Originally Posted by besson3c
ZFS (Zombie File System) is self-healing. The problem with zombies is that once you shoot them in the head they are done for. Self healing zombies though? Yikes!!
Who would have known that the Zombie File System had to be killed to become popular.
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I just realized that Jesse Eisenberg, who is in Zombieland, was the star of last year's film Adventureland. Now I get it.
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Originally Posted by hyteckit
They called the police instead of the Zombie Task Force?
Maybe they should've called the Church Police.
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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey
I just realized that Jesse Eisenberg, who is in Zombieland, was the star of last year's film Adventureland. Now I get it.
Yeah, he's the guy that you call when you want a typecasted actor to play scenes in amusment parks 
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Originally Posted by besson3c
What if the man ordering food was Zombie Boy?
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Originally Posted by tooki
Wow. Just wow.
That's dedication.
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Bush Tax Cuts == Job Killer
June 2001: 132,047,000 employed
June 2003: 129,839,000 employed
2.21 million jobs were LOST after 2 years of Bush Tax Cuts.
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Yah. I wish i had that kind of cojones.
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I'm impressed with the artwork though.
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Bush Tax Cuts == Job Killer
June 2001: 132,047,000 employed
June 2003: 129,839,000 employed
2.21 million jobs were LOST after 2 years of Bush Tax Cuts.
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