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olePigeon
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Jun 25, 2007, 04:54 PM
 


Hehe.
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Jun 25, 2007, 05:03 PM
 
I'm surprised he found someone to have sex with him. What with the Imperial tattoo and Boba Fett sweatband.

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Jun 25, 2007, 05:04 PM
 
Gay babies don't get AT-AT strollers?
     
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Jun 25, 2007, 05:14 PM
 
Gay parents don't get babies.
     
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Jun 25, 2007, 05:20 PM
 
Originally Posted by analogika View Post
Gay parents don't get babies.
Haha, beat me.

Now, does 'NN get uptight and go into an uproar over how homophobic and horrible Olepigeon is, or do we realize that he probably just went with the logic that two men can't make a baby? Explain yourself before the Lounge implodes.

Anyway, awesome stroller.
     
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Jun 25, 2007, 05:26 PM
 
Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES View Post
Weird. I know lots of lesbians that do. Actually lots of gay men also.
Dude.

Can you just ****ing leave a joke standing as it is? Just this once?

We all know that gay couples adopt or get in vitro or have one-off donor sex or whatever.

This thread started off funny, once upon a time.
     
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Jun 25, 2007, 05:27 PM
 
Originally Posted by analogika View Post
Gay parents don't get babies.
Weird. I know lots of lesbians that do. Actually lots of gay men also.
     
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Jun 25, 2007, 05:29 PM
 
Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES View Post
Gay babies don't get AT-AT strollers?
So the baby was born gay ?
Or did it chose to be ghey ?

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Jun 25, 2007, 05:29 PM
 
Originally Posted by analogika View Post
Gay parents don't get babies.
*logic implosion*

Originally Posted by olePigeon
If SWG was straight...
... he’d know how to use the subjunctive mood?
     
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Jun 25, 2007, 05:29 PM
 
Lots of gay parents around here (Toronto). Well, bi at least. (Or else gay women with turkey basters.)
     
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Jun 25, 2007, 05:30 PM
 
No threads about other members.

Had to say it.

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Jun 25, 2007, 05:48 PM
 
where is SWG these days anyway?
     
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Jun 25, 2007, 05:52 PM
 
Originally Posted by Spook E View Post
where is SWG these days anyway?
Here in this thread.

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Jun 25, 2007, 06:31 PM
 
Originally Posted by Eug View Post
(Or else gay women with turkey basters.)
I love you for that
     
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Jun 25, 2007, 06:36 PM
 
What are gay women doing with turkey basters?
     
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Jun 25, 2007, 06:46 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
What are gay women doing with turkey basters?
Thanksgiving is celebrated in Canada too you know.

     
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Jun 25, 2007, 09:24 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
What are gay women doing with turkey basters?
What aren't they doing with turkey basters.


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Jun 25, 2007, 09:30 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
What are gay women doing with turkey basters?
Your mom.
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Jun 25, 2007, 09:47 PM
 
Um, I'm pretty sure that if two gay men ever brought up a child, they would warp his mind beyond belief, pervert him, give him crystal meth, turn him into a gay activist, tell him he's fat, take him to bathhouses, force Blu-Ray on him, and then if he didn't turn gay after all of that they would push him in front of a San Francisco trolley.
     
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Jun 25, 2007, 09:51 PM
 
Originally Posted by Chuckit View Post
Your mom.
Oh man I was not expecting that, rofl
     
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Jun 25, 2007, 10:22 PM
 
Man, I feel like I'm the only straight guy around here...

If I became gay, would you guys accept me?
     
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Jun 25, 2007, 10:59 PM
 
Originally Posted by Kerrigan View Post
force Blu-Ray on him
Nasty.
     
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Jun 25, 2007, 11:50 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
Man, I feel like I'm the only straight guy around here...

If I became gay, would you guys accept me?
Are you a hottie?
     
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Jun 25, 2007, 11:55 PM
 
Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES View Post
Are you a hottie?
I have a nice ass and pretty happening elbows.
     
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Jun 26, 2007, 12:24 AM
 
Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES View Post
Are you a hottie?
I am, wanna ****?

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Jun 26, 2007, 12:27 AM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
I have a nice ass and pretty happening elbows.
How are your ankles? Holding up?
     
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Jun 26, 2007, 12:33 AM
 
Originally Posted by Kerrigan View Post
I am, wanna ****?
Oh, you gay people.
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Jun 26, 2007, 03:19 AM
 
Originally Posted by Eug View Post
Thanksgiving is celebrated in Canada too you know.
]
Yeah, on Columbus Day, which got me all kinds of confused a couple of years ago when I couldn't figure out why you close all your shops for such a stupid holiday. You crazy Canadians and your wacky schemes... On the plus side, I did get the best turkey dinner I've ever had in a restaurant that day, so we'll call it even.

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Jun 26, 2007, 03:59 AM
 
Originally Posted by turtle777 View Post
So the baby was born a nerd?
Or did it chose to be a nerd ?

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Jun 26, 2007, 08:21 AM
 
Awesome thread.
     
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Jun 26, 2007, 09:48 AM
 
Originally Posted by Chuckit View Post
Your mom.
dude, my friends and i have been going through a your mom phase recently, we made a blog and post with our cell phones
YOUR MOM IS A BLOG ON THE INTERNET

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Jun 26, 2007, 09:54 AM
 
Originally Posted by forkies View Post
dude, my friends and i have been going through a your mom phase recently, we made a blog and post with our cell phones
YOUR MOM IS A BLOG ON THE INTERNET
Your mom suxx at blogging.

-t
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Jun 26, 2007, 11:21 AM
 
your mom's just disappointed because she isn't in on the joke

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