[nonhuman]

Mine vote would have to go to Hannibal Lecter's: "I'm having and old friend for dinner." in Silence of the Lambs. Laughed my arse off when I heard that.

[BigMark]

"Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

Can't remember which Clint Eastwood film this was from ('Unforgiven'?)

Too many Clint lines to list...

[davesimondotcom]

Too many pop to mind to pick one, so...

"Laugh it up...Fuzzball." - Empire

"Not that I condone socialism. Or any other ism for that mater. I don't believe in isms, an ism in my opinion is not good. I quote John Lennon. I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me. And he should know, after all, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus and it still wouldn't change the fact I don't own a car." - Ferris

"Gentlemen, there will be NO FIGHTING in the War Room!"
"OK, but if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you are going to have to deal with the Coca-Cola company." - Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Like I said, too many to name....

[cdhostage]

"Is it safe?" - Marathon Man

[Arty50]

Big Mark, that would be "The Outlaw Josey Wales."

For my submittal, look no farther than my sig.

[aperfectnoone]

you got knocked the **** out

[RAzaRazor]

Geena Davis from "The Long Kiss Goodnight"
Suck my Dick!



I love that movie!

[Stogieman]

Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber:

"That John Denver is full of Sh!t!!" - When he and Lloyd mistaken the great plains for the rocky mountains.

[sek929]

"She knows it a multipass!!" - Fifth Element

"Game over man...GAME OVER!!" - Aliens

[aperfectnoone]

stogieman,hahahahahahhhahahaha

[DyslexicCow]

"Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!" - American Beauty

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." - Silence of the Lambs

"We don't need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different" - Memento

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." - Jaws

"Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back." - Gladiator


This subject is a little bit broad don't you think? there are a lot of great movie quotes..

[btober]

Originally posted by sek929:
<STRONG>"She knows it a multipass!!" - Fifth Element
</STRONG>

mool-tee-pas

Anyway, see my sig...

[BuonRotto]

"I want my father back, you son of a bitch!" -- Indigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin) in The Princess Bride

"Have you ever watched a man die? I you watch very closely, you can sometimes see the soul escaping." -- someone in Lord of Illusions

"We are not the same. I'm an American; you're a sick asshole." -- Michael Douglass in Falling Down

...but the best line in film is the first line in Apocalypse Now by Martin Sheen:

"Saigon. **** ."


---
PS: Sorry for all the profanity!

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[btober]

I've got to add another...

"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams."

[shmerek]

"Yer stewed buttwad" Chet from Weird Science (actually anything he said in that flick)
"No ones never done this to me before" An*l Orgasms 3

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[CAM]

Gort, Klaatu biradda nicto!

- The Day The Earth Stood Still

[pscates]

"That's what I like about them high school girls...I get older, they stay the same. Yes they do..."

- Matthew Mconhaghey's (I KNOW I didn't come CLOSE to spelling that right) character in "Dazed and Confused"

And "Dumb and Dumber" and "Raising Arizona" are both FULL of great lines...too many to list.

"Why ain'tcha breast feedin', Ms. McDonough? You appear to be capable..."
"Mind yer own bidness!"

[FormerLurker]

"What a WEEK I'm having"

-Eugene Levy in Splash


"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop [insert substance abuse of choice HERE]"

Lloyd Bridges in Airplane

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[xenu]

From "The Prophecy" :

--
Thomas :

Did you ever notice how in the Bible when God needed to punish someone .. make an example, or whenever God needed a killing .. he sent an angel. Have you ever wondered what a creature like that must be like? Your whole existence praising your God but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?


---
Gabriel :

I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mammas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the soul out from little girls, and from now to kingdom come the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why.

---

Catherine:
Oh my God!

Lucifer:
God! God is love .. I don't love you.

---

and so many more.

[zac4mac]

Doc Holiday to Wyatt Earp in Tombstone:

Wyatt, there's no such thing as a "normal" life, there's just life.

[pfflam]

a man running down the hall of a burning hotel with a loaded shotgun yelling: "I'LL TEACH YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!!!!!"

from Barton Fink


From a recent bad film : "if they're looking for us, they won't be looking for not-us"

[C.J. Moof]

Bill Murray, Ghostbusters:

"It's the Stay-Puf Marshmallow man."

Delivered so matterafact, deadpan and dry.

[knifecarrier]

YOU'RE SO F*CKING MONEY BABY, AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IT!

- Ca$h

[applenut1]

"We're on a mission from God"- The Blues Brothers

[Nile Crocodile]

Originally posted by C.J. Moof:
<STRONG>Bill Murray, Ghostbusters:

"It's the Stay-Puf Marshmallow man."

Delivered so matterafact, deadpan and dry.</STRONG>

Oh no not that one. The best one in that movie was "Yes it's true. This man has no dick" or something like that.

[crazycylon]

-go ahead make my day (Dirty Harry)

-I'll be back (Commando)

-Ah Naplam the smell of victory (Apocalypse Now)

-Squeal like a pig, squeal like a pig (hint takes place along a river)

[geek77]

"I haven't been f*cked like that since grade school" - Helena Bonham Carter in Fight Club

[San Acoustic]

You must remember this,
A kiss is just a kiss,
A sigh is just a sigh,
The fundamental things apply,
As time goes by.

[- - e r i k - -]

Originally posted by geek77:
<STRONG>"I haven't been f*cked like that since grade school" - Helena Bonham Carter in Fight Club</STRONG>

Yeah, that's a great one

"You're mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries"
"That's no ordinary rabbit!"

Oh what the heck, that entire movie...so...damn....funny...

[VRL]

Originally posted by zac4mac:
<STRONG>Doc Holiday to Wyatt Earp in Tombstone:

Wyatt, there's no such thing as a "normal" life, there's just life.</STRONG>

"I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear." (Doc to Wyatt, after killing Johnny Ringo)

[VRL]

Originally posted by RAzaRazor:
<STRONG>Geena Davis from "The Long Kiss Goodnight"
...

</STRONG>

"Chefs do that."

[theiliad]

Get busy living or get busy dying, that's God damn right...........

"Red"....ie Morgan Freeman from "The Shawshank Redemption"

(which is ialso the best film ever....)

[-Q-]

Originally posted by crazycylon:
<STRONG>-go ahead make my day (Dirty Harry)

-I'll be back (Commando)
</STRONG>

That was from Terminator.

"S'cuse me while I whip this out!" - Blazing Saddles

[DBursey]

"I read you were shot five times in the tabloids." "It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids." - The Thin Man

"I'll take your clothes and your motorcycle" - Arnold to heavy-set biker in 'Terminator'

[maxelson]

"SIlence! ... legume" Crank from The City of Lost Children
"Good Morning." The entire essence of Hannibal Lechter boiled down to one line. Oooo. Chills.
"I remark that. Innit? Yeah? Innit the truth? That's the truth, boy, I tell ya. Innit?" Jon Montegna to William H. Macy in Homicide.
"Perhaps someday I could tell you the nature of evil. Would you like that?" Same film.
"So. What've you done for me lately?" Millers Crossing.

More as I think.

[Timo]

An exasperaterd Robert De Niro interrupting a babbling Charles Grodin:
"I got two words for you, eh � shut the-f*ck-up!"
Midnight Run. A classic.

"We named the dog Indiana." Sean Connery in Last Crusade.

[philzilla]

"you are a ****-ing ugly bitch. i want to stab you to death and play around with your blood" ~ Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

[zac4mac]

-Q- said
"-I'll be back (Commando)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

That was from Terminator."

Arnold says that in every film he's in...

[scottiB]

"I want more life...****er." Blade Runner

"It was beauty that killed the beast." King Kong

Of the top of my head.....

[JohnKentucky]

Father: and son, don't ever trust whitey. --to Steve Matin in The Jerk

Jack Nicholson: If you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well...you are letting the best of life go by.
plus:
...what i do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty-white uniform and your harvard mouth extend me some courtesy.
and of course this one the whole time he is on the stand --A few Good Men

The whole Stripes and Caddy shack movies

[sek929]

"We can't stop here! This is bat country....." - Fear and Loathing

[Gee4orce]

Originally posted by CAM:
<STRONG>Gort, Klaatu biradda nicto!

- The Day The Earth Stood Still</STRONG>

Little known Star Wars trivia:

Gort, Klaatu and Nicto (not sure about Biradda) were the names of the guards on the skiff that Han and Luke and Chewie were to be fed to the Sarlacc from.

[ThunderP]

how can anyone forget:
Lord Helmet: Weve passed them, stop!
Sanders: We cant stop, we have to slow down first
Helmet: Bullsh�t! stop this thing now!
-spaceballs(where else?)

Looks like were gonna need some new FBI guys
-Die Hard

[Gee4orce]

Some Sci-Fi classics:

"I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
-- 2001
Not so much the line, but the way it's delivered


"What the hell is this ?!"
-- Alien
Again, it's the delivery

"Der Uzi nine-milimeter"
"..und a phased plasma rifle in der 40-Watt range"
-- Terminator

"I've seen C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate; attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
-- BladeRunner
So evocative, and yet nobody ever explains what these things are

...but surely...

"This could be the begining of a beutiful friendship "
-- Cassablanca

[maxelson]

"What's gotten into you, Delmar?" O Brother. Deliver set me on the floor.

[sek929]

"I need a vacation" - Terminator 2

[palmberg]

One of my all-time favorites and most oft-quoted:

"Why don't you shut up, bi*#h."

--Gary, "Weird Science"

[walrusjb]

Tie Between:

"The trick is not MINDING that it hurts." - T.E. Lawrence, replying to questioniong of the "trick" of putting a matchstick out with fingertips - Lawrence of Arabia

and
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." - HAL 9000, to Dave as he tries to enter the ship again. ("Open the Pod Bay Doors, HAL") - 2001, A Space Odessey

Runner ups: (and slightly more obscure)

"Heineken? F#ck that Sh@t! PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!" - Frank Booth, commenting on Jeffery's taste in beer - Blue Velvet

"No, that's what makes you a flea on an elephant's ass." - John Huston (yes, another Eastwood), replying to companion's (name I can't recall) comment of "But that's what makes me a swell guy" - White Hunter, Black Heart

"It should take you four seconds to walk out that door. I'll give you two." - Holly Golightly, speaking to Paul after an argument - Breakfast at Tiffany's


-jb

[maxelson]

I'm not dense. I just have no imagination. -The Edge (that would be the film. Not the guitarist)

[Anders]

"Haben Sie Angst?"

Some German bad-guy to a person with a plastic bag over his head in a film I can�t remember the name or origin of.