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Mother for sale!!
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Please, SOMEONE must want her... I'll even PAY for you to take her... not much, though, I'm savin' for an iBook, which, btw, she doesn't want me to buy, even though I'd be the one paying!
Hmmm... what to say to entice sales... well, can't tell you the truth, no one wants a contol freak alcoholic tobacco addict who won't even let me online half the time, let alone out of the house! Hmmm... she bakes cookies, sometimes... is that good? And after she's done yelling for no reasonable reason, she says its all for my own good... That's gotta be worth SOMETHING... or not...
Okay, done venting now, just a little itsy bitsy bit GIGANTICALLY stressed out... All done going psycho, so I'm going back to being catatonic in the corner of l'ignorante's happy place... i like it there, except for that damn couch!!
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The short shall inherit the earth. Just you wait. You won't see us coming. We'll pop out from under tables, beds, and closets in hordes. So you're tall, huh? You won't be so tall when I chew off your ankles. Mofo
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I am not so sure that a bunch of computer geeks on this forum is the place to discuss mentally abusive parents.
Perhaps you should contact a councilor.
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Hmm and are you still like 12 seeing how shes controlling you like this? Ridiculous!
Although I do hate cleaning my clothes....would she do that for me?.....if so just catapult her over to MA, I am a sucker for punishment anyways.
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Doesn't a certain member named Matsu have a thing for other members' moms? Anyway, I guess this will certainly make you work harder to obtain an internship somewhere next summer so you won't have to spend it back home.
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Ooh! Can I sell mine too? 
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(In stereotypical whiny pubescent teen voice) STOP! I do not!!! Sticks out tounge. 
Your's is not the mom I crave. Is she hot?
PS: PBD we are not talking about your mom here, so relax. Besides, she had her chance.
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Apple: bumping prices, not specs.
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Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
<STRONG>I am not so sure that a bunch of computer geeks on this forum is the place to discuss mentally abusive parents.
Perhaps you should contact a councilor.</STRONG>
Eh, could be... too broke right now, and the school shrink is kinda dubious... so, for now, as always, Cheerios trudges through on her own... not really looking for a solution, just a spot to yell profanities, and vent a tad. Thanks for the advice, you weren't the first to suggest such...:-/
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The short shall inherit the earth. Just you wait. You won't see us coming. We'll pop out from under tables, beds, and closets in hordes. So you're tall, huh? You won't be so tall when I chew off your ankles. Mofo
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Originally posted by Matsu:
<STRONG>Your's is not the mom I crave. Is she hot?
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
*gasp*
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
*pick myself up off the floor*
yeah, she's hot 
Are you sure that she's your mother love? What about switched at birth?
BTW, when you do get rid of her, my mom is baking cream puffs 
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The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive.
- Thomas Jefferson, 1787
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Originally posted by juanvaldes:
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
*gasp*
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
*pick myself up off the floor*
yeah, she's hot
Are you sure that she's your mother love? What about switched at birth?
BTW, when you do get rid of her, my mom is baking cream puffs </STRONG>
I'd say switched at birth, except I look like her, a tad, and have the same phone voice...Oh well, you can't pick your parents... don't be surprised to find me on your doorstep further on this summer, though... I need a vacation from this vacation!
PS: Matsu, think short, fat woman with hair flying everywhere, who smells of tobacco and cheap white wine, and yells alot. If that's your idea of hot, then... you're more twisted then I thought.
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The short shall inherit the earth. Just you wait. You won't see us coming. We'll pop out from under tables, beds, and closets in hordes. So you're tall, huh? You won't be so tall when I chew off your ankles. Mofo
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Well, from what you describe, I'd say go with her strengths.
Perhaps you could use her as a madam in a bawdy house operation? I'm thinking fly swatter in one hand, hand cuffs in the other, a leather and rhinestone peek-a-boo bra, vinyl panties, and (the piece de resistance) put her in an inflatable rubber ducky dingy.
Cheerio's house of budget S&M?
I hope your mother doesn't read these boards.
Cheers.
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Apple: bumping prices, not specs.
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Originally posted by Matsu:
<STRONG>Well, from what you describe, I'd say go with her strengths.
Perhaps you could use her as a madam in a bawdy house operation? I'm thinking fly swatter in one hand, hand cuffs in the other, a leather and rhinestone peek-a-boo bra, vinyl panties, and (the piece de resistance) put her in an inflatable rubber ducky dingy.
Cheerio's house of budget S&M?
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The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive.
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Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
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Perhaps you should contact a councilor.</STRONG>
Cheerios want somebody to come? Take me and my parents to!
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Originally posted by PowerBookDude:
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Cheerios want somebody to come? ...</STRONG>
PBD quickly locks the bedroom door...
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Apple: bumping prices, not specs.
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Doesn't anyone here like their mother?
Albert...?
PBDude?
Cheerios?
Play it cool
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Georgius: I like my mum. She's a real milk and cookies type, and now that I'm in college, she's a bit more of a beer and cookies mum. House parties at my place are occassionally termed a "carnival of sin" simply due to the food.
Anyhoo... Cheerios, if you want to vent, you might want to try a local toll free kids help phone. There's always one around somewhere, and they really won't mind letting you vent. 75% of phone calls to lines like that are fake, so a kid with real problems will probably make them feel better. Good stuff if you need a comforting voice that knows where you're coming from. Another more personal low budget option that you might want to consider are local pastors. They work for free and usually just want to help. Most pastors that I've met spend most of their time listening to people and only preach on demand, so it's actually not as awkward as you might think if you aren't religious.
Just some thoughts.
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Originally posted by PowerBookDude:
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Cheerios want somebody to come? Take me and my parents to!</STRONG>
You're getting close to drawing the line once again PowerBookDude! 
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By the way Georgius, I'm proud to say... While my mom can be annoying and frustrating sometimes, I love her with all my heart.
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Originally posted by Daishi:
<STRONG>Cheerios, if you want to vent, you might want to try a local toll free kids help phone.</STRONG>
Girls And Boys Town crisis hotline 24/7/365 1-800-448-3000.
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Originally posted by georgius:
<STRONG>Doesn't anyone here like their mother?
Albert...?
PBDude?
Cheerios?
Play it cool
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Well, if it makes you feel better, I get along great with my dad!! He's a great guy, when he's here...
Thanks for the support and suggestions, btw, everyone, I appreciate it...
Matsu, that was NOT soemthing i wanted to think about!!!
[ 07-18-2001: Message edited by: cheerios ]
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Originally posted by Norm1985:
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You're getting close to drawing the line once again PowerBookDude! </STRONG>
You took my comment the wrong way.
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Originally posted by PowerBookDude:
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You took my comment the wrong way.</STRONG>
Norm, he meant did I want company in councelling, and it was a good offer, meant well. Quit arguing, both of you, its driving me up the wall!! I don't care if you fight, just don't do it over my head, okay??
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The short shall inherit the earth. Just you wait. You won't see us coming. We'll pop out from under tables, beds, and closets in hordes. So you're tall, huh? You won't be so tall when I chew off your ankles. Mofo
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Originally posted by cheerios:
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Quit arguing, both of you, its driving me up the wall!! </STRONG>
Could it be? Nooooo. It is! Look, right here, SANITY. In the Lounge even. Wow, neato.
To quote georgius, play it cool.
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I like my mom...
Cheerios, how much do you charge for shipping overseas?
Jk... I really hope things get straightened out for you and your mother. Maybe its none of my business, but try and really talk to her and understand what her probs are. Maybe she just really needs to talk or somthing.
ciao
ZO
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Originally posted by ZO:
<STRONG>I like my mom...
Cheerios, how much do you charge for shipping overseas?
Jk... I really hope things get straightened out for you and your mother. Maybe its none of my business, but try and really talk to her and understand what her probs are. Maybe she just really needs to talk or somthing.
ciao
ZO</STRONG>
ZO, I charge a nominal fee for over seas shipping... only a couple thousand, USD, still willing to pay???
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The short shall inherit the earth. Just you wait. You won't see us coming. We'll pop out from under tables, beds, and closets in hordes. So you're tall, huh? You won't be so tall when I chew off your ankles. Mofo
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