[Atheist]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

Why would anyone want to wear a blanket?

I think you should ask the Scottish.

[Railroader]

Does she like Taco Bell a lot? Since I can remember, I have seen at least two lesbian couples at every Taco Bell I have eaten at. I don't see lesbian couple hardly anywhere but Taco Bell.

[The Final Dakar]

Is Taco Bell supposed to be a metaphor for something?

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Railroader 

Does she like Taco Bell a lot? Since I can remember, I have seen at least two lesbian couples at every Taco Bell I have eaten at. I don't see lesbian couple hardly anywhere but Taco Bell.

Are you gay ?

How else would you know ?

-t

[Buckaroo]

Originally Posted by Railroader 

What if they are filled with finger jello? And they squealed when you pinched the tips of them? Huh, what about then?

What? . . . forget it, please don't explain . . . I don't want to know.

[Buckaroo]

Now that's what I'm talking about.

[Buckaroo]

Even better, my all time favorite.

[ghporter]

Originally Posted by Buckaroo 

Even better, my all time favorite.

OT training and working with physical therapists has spoiled the attraction of such extreme pictures for me. All I can see is strained backs and damaged shoulders... Sad, really.

[Person Man]

Originally Posted by ghporter 

OT training and working with physical therapists has spoiled the attraction of such extreme pictures for me. All I can see is strained backs and damaged shoulders... Sad, really.

You need to develop a healthy separation between your personal and professional lives.

As an osteopathic physician, I see the same thing you do. But... over the years I have learned how to "turn off" the doctor part of my brain in situations where it is not needed (or wanted).

[Buckaroo]

Originally Posted by ghporter 

OT training and working with physical therapists has spoiled the attraction of such extreme pictures for me. All I can see is strained backs and damaged shoulders... Sad, really.

She claims she doesn't have any back pains.

[ghporter]

Originally Posted by Person Man 

You need to develop a healthy separation between your personal and professional lives.

As an osteopathic physician, I see the same thing you do. But... over the years I have learned how to "turn off" the doctor part of my brain in situations where it is not needed (or wanted).

That takes more experience than I have at the moment, as I have only been practicing for less than 6 months... but I'll keep trying. It's a matter of exposure, of course, so I'll work on ensuring I have plenty of that.

[smacintush]

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by The Final Dakar 

Is Taco Bell supposed to be a metaphor for something?

No, I am being 100% serious. I'm like that kid in the Sixth Sense, except I see lesbians (at Taco Bell).

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by turtle777 

Are you gay ?

No.

Originally Posted by turtle777 

How else would you know ?

-t

There are clues, look for the subtle female features, plaid something, Subaru, jean jackets, mild mulletted hair, sensible shoes, and lack of make up. Oh, and they always are in groups of two.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Railroader 

There are clues, look for the subtle female features, plaid something, Subaru, jean jackets, mild mulletted hair, sensible shoes, and lack of make up.

Ca$h is a lesbian?

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

Ca$h is a lesbian?

Best Doofy post. Ever.

[ShortcutToMoncton]

[dcmacdaddy]

OK. One of you three owes me a new keyboard.

You're in luck I was on my PC desktop and not my Mac laptop, so it can be one of the cheap plasticky keyboards.

[Railroader]

I'm not even trying here, but that is by far the best post evar on da 'NN. Uncle Doofy is a genius.

[Salty]

By the way I don't even notice boobs... give me a nice flat pair of pecs

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Salty 

By the way I don't even notice boobs... give me a nice flat pair of pecs

Now that's surprising.

-t

[Laminar]

Now I'm no expert, but I thought the whole point of pecs is that they aren't flat.

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

Now I'm no expert, but I thought the whole point of pecs is that they aren't flat.

They’re still pecs, whether they’re pumped or not.

Personally (and even though I believe it makes me in agreement with Salty), I prefer the non-pumped version.

[ghporter]

Lean and not overdeveloped? I've known some female body builders who, when not "in training" looked that way; they had about 5-10% body fat (low for a healthy woman), but they had that look that says "I'm strong and I know it." Very nice. I've never come across a male body builder who wasn't "in training." They're an odd lot, aren't they?

[Salty]

Come on Oisin, you know you want some Salty Bear lovin, it's OK to admit it.

[turtle777]

-t

[Laminar]

[Oisín]

^ Thank you. That was far more eloquently put than I could have.

[dcmacdaddy]

Originally Posted by Salty 

Come on Oisin, you know you want some Salty Bear lovin, it's OK to admit it.

Yeesh.

You really think our classy Oisin wants homo-loving from a barely-out-of-the-closet, preachy (literally), declasse Canadian? Really?!?




(Sorry about the lack of proper grammatical accents. I am on my PC and don't know the quick keyboard shortcut to insert them.)

[Oisín]

our classy Oisin

Say who?

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

Say who?

Metrosexuals here.

-t

[ghporter]

Well spoken people always present a classy appearance. Look at Eliza Doolittle.

[Doofy]

Oisín was slightly taken aback by Salty's romantic advances...

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by turtle777 

Metrosexuals here.

-t

Bad wording, in retrospect. Was supposed to be a spinoff of “Say what?”. I may be a lot of things, but ‘classy’ is not something I’m often accused of being.

Now how about that smac’s wife, eh?