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Let's just get this out of our system...
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With MJ's passing the jokes have been flying all over the place. This is the first time in my life that someone's passing have caused as much laughter as it has sadness, so let's just go ahead and let 'em out.
1. Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and St. Peter say's he'll grant her one wish, to which she asks for all the little children to be safe...so he kills MJ.
2. MJ won't be cremated...it's ilegal to burn plastic.
3. MJ arrives in heaven doing the moon walk. God looks at him and says, who are, you, what are you doing, and what are you made of?
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What, me worry?
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Q: How do you kill a fox?
A: Cut off his leg and make him run across Canada
Work paying to get you drunk on Friday: awesome
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Mankind's only chance is to harness the power of stupid.
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Michael Jackson wants to be buried at sea, preferably attached to two buoys
His family have decided to have his body melted and turned into toys. It will give kids the chance to play with him for a change.
He did manage to whisper one thing to the paramedics on the way to the hospital "get me into a children's ward"
Monkey for sale, house trained, can dance a bit, contact never never land USA
Reports of his death are incorrect. He's been found in a children's ward having a stroke.
I thought they were melting him down in to cups so that kids could still get their lips around his rim?
Michael Jackson didn't actually die of a heart attack................It was food poisoning from eating 15 year old nuts.
Out of respect, McDonalds have released the Mc Jackson burger, 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns...
It was touch and go in the Hospital, and that was just on the Children's ward....
MJ's ghost has been seen walking the wards of a Children's hospital. Looks like he will continue to try and put the willies up small children.
Jackson has cancelled his upcoming dates. They were James aged 9 and Tom 11.
On his death bed Michael Jackson requested that his ashes be packaged into a box of Rice Krispies, It is believed that this is so that he can have the feeling of going through a ten year old's @rse one last time
Elton John will be playing at his funeral - "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Los Angeles police have now been round to Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch following his death. It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom and Class 4C in his bedroom.
MJ passed away at 2:10pm. Which is ironically when the big hand touches the little hand.
Jockeys this weekend will wear black armbands in remembrance of MJ, who has successfully ridden more 3 year olds than anyone else.
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Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton 
Q: How do you kill a fox?
A: Cut off his leg and make him run across Canada
Huh?
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy
Ahh. Thanks.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Surgeons are now looking at the man in the MRI.
Guess he didn't beat it after all.
In accordance with his will, young boys pants will be flying at half mast today. Not unlike his life, in which young boys' pants were flying and he was at half mast.
Disgusting, but it looks like the autopsy video already leaked... http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...66813023883728
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Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton
Q: How do you kill a fox?
A: Cut off his leg and make him run across Canada
Now that I've read the wiki, that's actually hilarious. 
Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton
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