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The “I’d ban because…” game thread
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: California
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The rules are simple. To be the next poster, you need to say “I’d ban (the last poster) because….”
Example:
(poster 2) I’d ban brassplayersrock because he sniffs his own breath before kissing someone.
(next poster) I’d ban (poster) because he likes to mess up his hair
Be as funny, or as serious as you want.
Most importantly, have fun!
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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I'd ban brassplayersrock because he started a besson thread.
-t
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: San Diego
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turtle and besson both joined in 2001.
They both are clinically insane.
They both have numbers in their names.
And they both give nonsense answers for their locations.
Coincidence? I think not.
I’d ban turtle for being besson.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Edmonton, AB
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I'd ban iMOTOR for having a snarky attitude.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Colorado
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I'd ban macaddict0001 because his signature is offensive.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
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Originally Posted by iMOTOR
turtle and besson both joined in 2001.
They both are clinically insane.
They both have numbers in their names.
And they both give nonsense answers for their locations.
Coincidence? I think not.
I’d ban turtle for being besson.
You might be onto something there.
For that matter, didn't Abe say that he was very fond of San Diego?
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Senior User
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Manch-Vegas, NH
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I'd ban besson3c 'cause he can't obey the rules of the game.
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What, me worry?
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Vente: Achat
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I'd ban myself to save me the option of even viewing this.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
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I'd ban iM@k for eating too many hotdogs.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: San Diego
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Originally Posted by besson3c
For that matter, didn't Abe say that he was very fond of San Diego?
Nah, Abe said he was fond of San Francisco; a very different city than San Diego.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
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Originally Posted by iMOTOR
Nah, Abe said he was fond of San Francisco; a very different city than San Diego.
I don't think so...
Originally Posted by Abe
Hey guys,
San Diego is the greatest city in the world. Art Bell really likes San Diego too, his ex wife was from there.
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Last edited by besson3c; Aug 8, 2010 at 04:07 AM.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Pfff, I wrote a book about Art Bell, let me tell you, he loved Vegas.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
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I'd ban the both of you for complete incompetence in following simple and clear-cut rules.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Washington, DC
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I'd ban Spheric Harlot for trying to confuse us by using another nick in his signature.
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot
I'd ban the both of you for complete incompetence in following simple and clear-cut rules.
Oh burn ban.
-t
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
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I'd ban you AGAIN for failure to acknowledge your FAIL.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot
I'd ban you AGAIN for failure to acknowledge your FAIL.
Frick ban you for being so anal
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
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I'd ban you for assuming implying anal is a bad thing and combining it with that licking smiley.
<cue Oisín and/or Salty>
WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDR
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Cooperstown '09
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I'd ban rickey939 because he talks to himself, and bans himself, in 3rd person.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Maryland
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I'd Ban rickey939 because he bans himself as he talks about banning himself in the 3rd person (i'd ban the first and second person too).
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Union County, NJ
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I'd ban all of you for starting a lame thread instead of starting something clever.
Oh, this place is dead ™
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Cooperstown '09
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Originally Posted by Snow-i
I'd Ban rickey939 because he bans himself as he talks about banning himself in the 3rd person (i'd ban the first and second person too).
rickey939 agrees with this ban, and now bans Snow-i to join me in the 'NN Banned Parade because there is no f'n snow to be seen around here! What a tease.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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I shall write a book about banninations.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
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Originally Posted by turtle777
I shall write a book about banninations.
I shall read it, and then I will be an Expert.™
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Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: inside 128, north of 90
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And I shall ban the book, and ban you for reading it.
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I’d ban andi*pandi because she has blue stars…. that’s my favorite color!
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Cooperstown '09
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Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²
I’d ban andi*pandi because she has blue stars…. that’s my favorite color!
Better than blue balls I suppose, eh?
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Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: inside 128, north of 90
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I'd ban rickey for going there.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Originally Posted by rickey939
Better than blue balls I suppose, eh?
Nothing a sauna at 110C can't fix
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
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I'd ban turtle again for the reasons above.
Also, I'd ban Andi for being too ballsy.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vacation.
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I'd ban Doof for having too large a penis.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Hey look, the large penis is back from vacation
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vacation.
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Hey look, the awesome gentleman with a large gigantic penis is back from vacation
Fixinatedness.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Fixinatedness.
I'd ban Doofy for his awesome cleverness.
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__________________________________________________
My stupid iPhone game: Nesen Probe, it's rather old, annoying and pointless, but it's free.
Was free. Now it's gone. Never to be seen again.
Off to join its brother and sister apps that could not
keep up with the ever updating iOS. RIP Nesen Probe.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
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And his huge penis.
Your failure to take that into account would result in your instant banination, if I were in charge.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Toronto
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Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot
And his huge penis.
Your failure to take that into account would result in your instant banination, if I were in charge.
I'd ban Spheric Harlot for being such a rules lawyer.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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I'd ban all the mods, just because I can't.
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