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Listerine: not for intervaginal use
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Why would it need to say that? What female would put listerine in there?
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You just saved me from an embarrassing visit to the emergency room. Thank you.
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is greater than the
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we don't have time to stop for gas
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It seems to me that listerine is indeed for intervaginal use, if the entire non-vaginal world can be considered to be "intervaginal." That's kind of an interesting perspective, actually.
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ 
You just saved me from an embarrassing visit to the emergency room. Thank you.
I imagine that would burn like hell. Much like your VD.
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Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced.
I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.
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brilliant, Dakar3, absolutely brilliant.
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maybe a shaken up bottle of coke doesnt do the trick anymore.
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I had a gf in high school that use nair on her hoohah. Didn't go so well.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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That would be, "not for intravaginal use."
Intervaginal use would technically mean using between two (or more) vaginas.
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Great, so now the ad at the top of the screen says:
Vaginal Thinning?
Revitalise Your Feminine Libido and
Improve Vaginal Thinning Naturally
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Originally Posted by Spook E
Great, so now the ad at the top of the screen says:
Vaginal Thinning?
Revitalise Your Feminine Libido and
Improve Vaginal Thinning Naturally
Mine don't, all i've got is Cheap Content Insurance - not sure if that's meant to be funny or Google Ads have hacked my iSight camera 
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Originally Posted by Kerrigan
Why would it need to say that? What female would put listerine in there?
There are worse things to put into any vagina. Of course it depends whether or not a vagina has been subject to birth yet or not. The options are manifold, though us yet-to-give-birth types have fewer of them. Listerine is safe for vaginas of any kind, dare I say.
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Originally Posted by Faust
There are worse things to put into any vagina. Of course it depends whether or not a vagina has been subject to birth yet or not. The options are manifold, though us yet-to-give-birth types have fewer of them. Listerine is safe for vaginas of any kind, dare I say.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
I had a gf in high school that use nair on her hoohah. Didn't go so well.
Hoohah? Go ahead, be brave, be daring! Say it with me; Vagina! There I knew you could.
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Why is there always money for war, but none for education?
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Originally Posted by OldManMac
Hoohah? Go ahead, be brave, be daring! Say it with me; Vagina! There I knew you could.
Being thus brave would also be quite wrong. The vagina is internal-all of it. The vulva is the part on th outside, equipped with decorative hair, etc. And since the tissue from which the external genitalia of both sexes develops is identical, consider what it might feel like to have a depilatory applied to your scrotum.
Ok, stop screaming and admit that it wouldn't be so nice. That's better... 
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Originally Posted by MacinTommy
maybe a shaken up bottle of coke doesnt do the trick anymore.
Nah, that still works well.
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Is it sad if I know a girl or two that I could imagine trying this?
I have some dumb friends.
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Originally Posted by ghporter
Being thus brave would also be quite wrong. The vagina is internal-all of it. The vulva is the part on th outside, equipped with decorative hair, etc. And since the tissue from which the external genitalia of both sexes develops is identical, consider what it might feel like to have a depilatory applied to your scrotum.
Ok, stop screaming and admit that it wouldn't be so nice. That's better...
Hey, stop raining on my parade. 
I'm aware of the human anatomy and it's correct terminology, but the term vagina is generally used to indicate more than just the internal organ. I just thought it was amusing that a term that would normally be used by a ten year old was used, as if somehow saying "vagina" is dirty. Americans are so hung up on talking about sex.
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Why is there always money for war, but none for education?
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Hoohah just has such a nice ring to it.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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And vagina sounds so gynecological.
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I myself prefer the term "cooter."
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Originally Posted by BlueSky
And vagina sounds so gynecological.
Yes, but it’s the right thing to do because it's age-appropriate and science-based.
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America should know the political orientation of government officials who might be in a position to adversely influence the future of this country. http://tinyurl.com/4vucu5
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Diet coke and mentos for fast vaginal flushing action!
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Originally Posted by Eriamjh
Diet coke and mentos for fast vaginal flushing action!
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America should know the political orientation of government officials who might be in a position to adversely influence the future of this country. http://tinyurl.com/4vucu5
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Originally Posted by Kerrigan
Why would it need to say that? What female would put listerine in there?
Maybe their vagina had teeth.
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I guess it give the guy something to gargle?
OK, now this thread can be closed... 
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Reminds me of the joke about the string attached to tampons.
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Originally Posted by ghporter
The vulva is the part on th outside, equipped with decorative hair, etc.
landing strip, playboy bunny, safeco field, full size trimming of a les schwab store....very decorative 
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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey
Maybe their vagina had teeth.
Winnaarrr.
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