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Raincoat parties? NSFW, maybe.
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So, I'm getting gas today and some guys that I vaguely know are in front of me at the checkout and they're talking about going to a "raincoat party". In other words, you suit up your tackle and just jump on everything. Anything goes, except there are two rules; that it's hetero for men, and that if you're a guy you must wear a condom. Other than that, you can't say no to anyone. Now, I've been to some wild shindigs, even a few that would be considered very "orgy-like", but this sounds like it goes a little beyond those. So, I ask them, "these happen a lot?" and the guy comments that it's the second he's seen in the last couple months. So, I'm thinking that it must be some scary looking people, but they both assure me that some look great, some don't, it's just a mix. Then, he whips out his phone and shows me a few pictures, and sure enough, it's a pile of younger, fairly attractive, guys and girls (teens to mid-twenties) going at it like they're on Wild Kingdom. I was surprised, and a little irritated that I hadn't thought about trying to throw that type of thing when I was younger and single.
So, is this a local thing or is it a new college trend? I looked around the web and found nothing.
Oh, and before you say, "it's just an orgy", all I've seen you could choose whether to shag someone, not get tossed out on your ass for declining.
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San Diego must be a sheltered place. I never hear about anything this twisted at the gas station.
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Shaddim apparetly goes to the Swinger's Gas & Gulp.
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Damn hetero perverts destroying American values!
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I’ve seen a gas station in the midwest named Kum & Go. True story.
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What a let down, until this thread I actually thought that Shaddim was Hugh Hefner.
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Originally Posted by iMOTOR
I’ve seen a gas station in the midwest named Kum & Go. True story.
That’s brilliant. It’s a shame it most likely just means Gold & Braggarts.
Anything goes, except there are two rules; that it's hetero for men
But not for girls, yeah?
How predictably commercial (or: how commercially predictable).
But to answer the question: no, I’ve never heard of that either. And I wouldn’t fancy trying one, either (assuming of course that there are other parties where the first of your two rules doesn’t apply). At such a gig, the right to decline is sacred, and I’d feel very uncomfortable knowing that I had to say yes to anyone who wanted to have sex with me—I’d feel like a prostitute, basically, except without the pay.
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Originally Posted by Oisín
I’d feel like a prostitute, basically, except without the pay.
Hmmm.
What are the women being paid, and what's the cover charge for getting into the place? And how much of your arse will find its way onto YouPron?
The whole setup sounds a bit dodgy to me.
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And how much of your arse will find its way onto YouPron?
Considering that the guy at the gas station had apparently had no problems taking pictures at the event, I’m guessing probably all of it.
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Originally Posted by iMOTOR
I’ve seen a gas station in the midwest named Kum & Go. True story.
It's actually a major chain. What a great idea.
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Yes, I can see a Kum & Go from my kitchen window. You can't go two blocks without seeing one around here. I really feel as if companies should hire a 17-year-old boy to run their proposed company name by to see if he snickers. If so, there's some way to construe your company's name as sexual, and you'll have to start over.
I've heard the chain referred to as "Ejaculate and Evacuate," which I found humorous.
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Sounds like a nice hotbed for oral herpes, crabs, and all the other goodies a raincoat won't protect you from.
Unless you got some action like this going on...
RIP Leslie Neilson
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Yes, I can see a Kum & Go from my kitchen window.
That explains a lot.
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For the non-believers:
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Why do they call it a raincoat par...
...oh. Oh.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Hmmm.
What are the women being paid, and what's the cover charge for getting into the place? And how much of your arse will find its way onto YouPron?
The whole setup sounds a bit dodgy to me.
This was my first thought. Someone here is making money.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
I really feel as if companies should hire a 17-year-old boy to run their proposed company name by to see if he snickers. If so, there's some way to construe your company's name as sexual, and you'll have to start over.
There’s no way they could have been so dense as to not know that Kum & Go would be suggestive.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
For the non-believers:
How do we know that isn't a Circle K?
Wouldn't be the first time someone tried to pawn off some bogus Kum & Go.
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Originally Posted by mattyb
AAgagahghherhahrah! My eyes!
Why does every element on that page have to BLINK?! And out of synch, too?
*irises explode*
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I'm not seeing any blinking, at all?
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Maybe it’s just here, then. Both menus at the top (the flashy one and the small contact one) as well as the ribbon-thingy at the bottom are flashing like mad here. Seizure-inducing.
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Originally Posted by Oisín
Maybe it’s just here, then. Both menus at the top (the flashy one and the small contact one) as well as the ribbon-thingy at the bottom are flashing like mad here. Seizure-inducing.
You're not using the dirty, filthy browser, are you?
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Originally Posted by Doofy
You're not using the dirty, filthy browser, are you?
Depends on whether you’re a Windows user or not—I don’t think Safari counts as dirty anywhere but there (oh, perhaps in Linux too, though I’d rather say it doesn’t count at all there).
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Blinking like mad in Safari for me
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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey
Why do they call it a raincoat par...
...oh. Oh.
Seriously, I need this explaining, why raincoat? If they're using condoms then fluids shouldn't be getting everywhere.
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Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton
Blinking like mad in Safari for me
Good thing it’s not just me being mad as a hatter, then.
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Originally Posted by Oisín
Good thing it’s not just me being mad as a hatter, then.
Well, except for being a little Hatterish by using the virus which pretends to be an OS.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Well, except for being a little Hatterish by using the virus which pretends to be an OS.
OS X is a virus?!
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Originally Posted by Oisín
OS X is a virus?!
No, the dirty, filthy browser only runs on the virus masquerading as an OS.
Misunderstanding from earlier - they way you wrote it, it read as if you're running Safari on the virus.
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Ah no, the other way around—Safari is only dirty and filthy to Windows users, not sane people. Yes, that’s a facetious joke.
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Originally Posted by mattyb
Seriously, I need this explaining, why raincoat? If they're using condoms then fluids shouldn't be getting everywhere.
Play-acting on my part. Sorry.
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I agree with Doofy. This sounds like a way to get free actors to shoot a pr0n. So, if you don't mind being found online someday by your family, friends, or someone else, and don't mind being exploited for cash, then go for it.
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It could also be the guys in line pulling a prank. Fake up a few pics for the cell phone. Then talk about their 'raincoat parties' in line at various stores and mini marts. See if anyone asks, then show the 'photographic proof'. See if anyone buys it.
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Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot
Guess I'm just not 'urban'.
Don't we already have enough words for condom in the English language? Maybe I'm just getting old.
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Urban? Isn't it slang from the 50s? Military I might add.
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Originally Posted by mattyb
Guess I'm just not 'urban'.
Don't we already have enough words for condom in the English language? Maybe I'm just getting old.
I hadn't heard the euphemism prior to this thread, either, but it wasn't too hard to figure out from context.
I suspect that the usage is older than you are, BTW.
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I’d have to say, the best word for condom is: Jimmy Hat.
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Originally Posted by iMOTOR
I’d have to say, the best word for condom is: Jimmy Hat.
/thread
Me too.
And remember:
Wrap that rascal.
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That's my Robert, always peeing on things.
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
Will R. Kelly be there?
You know that R. stands for raincoat ?
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I wish everyone posting in this thread wasn't so damm cocky.
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On a completely unrelated note, well vaguely related to the Kum-n-Go, there used to be a liquor store on the North Shore of Massachusetts called...wait for it...Bunghole Liquors.
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To be fair on that one, a bunghole is the proper name of where you put the stopper on a cask.
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I went to Deep Ellum in Boston the other night. At the bottom of their receipts it reads:
Originally Posted by Deep Ellum
Come for the bunghole, stay for the food.
Edit:
See!
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Originally Posted by subego
To be fair on that one, a bunghole is the proper name of where you put the stopper on a cask.
Ah, so that's were the colloquial usage is derived from!
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