[ThinkInsane]

Today, on my way into work, I stopped by Barnes and Noble to pick up a book. Standing in front of the store is a hippy-chick wearing her Kerry/Edwards buttons and handing out pamphlets. As I walk up to the entrance, she tries to give me a flier.

Me: I don't want that.

Hippy Chick: We need to make sure Kerry gets into the White House.

Me: I'm not voting for Kerry.

HC: Why not?

ME: Because I think he's a douche bag. (I really really do)

HC: How can you vote for Bush?.

ME. I didn't say that, I think he's a douche bag too. (I really really do)

HC: Then who are you voting for?

ME: Lyndon LaRouche*.

HC: Anybody's better than Bush *Big Smile*

ME: *Bigger Smile* You obviously don't know anything about LaRouche.


*Disclaimer- I would vote for Saddam Hussein before I voted for LaRouche. I was just messing with the hippy.

[Silky Voice of The Gorn]

I think you mean "Hippie" chick. "Hippy" chicks wear size 10 pants.

[nredman]

did you hit that? did you really call kerry and bush a douche bag? that's outstanding

[ThinkInsane]

Originally posted by Silky Voice of The Gorn:
I think you mean "Hippie" chick. "Hippy" chicks wear size 10 pants.

Being the type to bathe and what not, I'm not up on hippie nomenclature. Patchouli makes me feel icky in my tummy. And if size 10+ equals �hippy�, she had that covered too.



I have an extreme dislike of anyone stopping to offer me an unsolicited opinion. And I'm a smartass, so i usually take a few moments out of my busy schedule to mess with them a bit. I'm the kind of guy that if I see the Jehovah�s coming down the street, I'll strip down naked and answer the door like that, I'll even invite them in for a beer. Thankfully, none have ever accepted the invitation.

Don't try and push your religion, politics, or anything else on me, and everyone walks away happy. And it certainly didn't help that I was on my way in to work a 16 hour shift at the lunatic rodeo. That tends to crap up a guys mood.

[Atomic Rooster]

Dumb...

[icruise]

Shouldn't that be "Night's Plutonian Shore" for your location?

[ThinkInsane]

Originally posted by Icruise:
Shouldn't that be "Night's Plutonian Shore" for your location?

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
Ghastly, grim, and ancient raven, wandering from the nightly shore.
Tell me what the lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore."
Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."

[Twilly Spree]

Plutonain vs Plutonian

[ThinkInsane]

Originally posted by Twilly Spree:
Plutonain vs Plutonian

Well, I'll be damned. After two years, I never noticed that. Nice catch kids. I thought he meant that shore should have been capitalized. Well ain't I about a dumbass!