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Apple's "i-" products that never flew
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Here's an idea for a fun topic... every person who'll reply would come up with a funny (or at least 'rejectable') product that is in Apple's "i-" marketing style and then come up with an equally funny or rejectable description for it.
Do -NOT- cheat by checking on a search engine to see if these products or their names actually exist. This is for fun only!!!
Here's a few to start off with...:
1) iEye - Apple's Internet-enabled prosthetic eyeball, complete with iTunes (interface to eardrums sold separately)
2) iCry - Apple's proprietary liquid cleaning solution for the revolutionary new iEye
3) iFly - Apple's frequent-flyer-miles card
4) iC.U.P. - *cough* 
5) iSUE - The Beatles's answer... 
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iMac 20" C2D 2.16 | Acer Aspire One | Flickr
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iStrain - Display Polarizing Shield
iBall - USB powered Magic 8-Ball
iGlasses - Wearable LCD Spectacles
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I'm a bird. I am the 1% (of pets).
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iBlanket - security blanket with steve's picture on it for the really insecure mac fanboys.
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iBrator. (wait, does that exist?)
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"She's gone from suck to blow!"
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
How i999
Fixed.
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Originally Posted by ©öñFü$íóÑ
3) iFly - Apple's frequent-flyer-miles card
They had a credit card for a little while. Be nice if they made one again now that they've bought some investment firm. You could earn "points" to buy stuff at the Apple Store or songs from iTunes.
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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iAye! - The secret behind Star Trek's advanced voice-operated computer systems... 
iWin - Apple's answer to Microsoft's Virtual PC (now replaced by BootCamp) *shrugs*
iDon'tKnow- Apple's bundled game, loosely based off of 'You Don't Know Jack'
iSmile - Apple's partnership with Crest toothpaste to add to the Crest Expressions line (you think Lemon Ice was weird, try Macintosh or Granny Smith)
iDrug - Apple's new online store where anyone can buy cheap meds at 99 cent's a pop!
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iThink this post is retarded.
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Originally Posted by saddino
Fixed.
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Admin Emeritus  Join Date: Oct 1999
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iCowbell.
You always need more.
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iDrunk
Apple branded funnel & hose with a digital liquid depletion indicator and timer - in time for spring break!
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iBlow: Ultra-efficient optional cooling fan for Macs.
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