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How do I tell this person to get her own damn smartphone?
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The Godfather
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Mar 6, 2010, 07:37 PM
 
This is like the ninth time this fine but unavailable girl (who's a friend of mine, by the way) bothers me to get some information from the internet, whether I am there personally, or when I am relaxed at in my own house. At this rate, and given her income level, it doesn't seem likely that she'll ever get a BB, iPhone, or Droid, much less paying for the data plan. How do I show her that it is in my interest that she gets with the times already?
     
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Mar 6, 2010, 08:27 PM
 
Say you cut off your data plan because it was costing you too much.
     
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Mar 6, 2010, 08:52 PM
 
"Sex or GTFO"

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Mar 6, 2010, 08:55 PM
 
“Fine but unavailable girl, get your own damn smartphone.”

(I’m a bit more diplomatic than pooka)
     
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Mar 6, 2010, 10:11 PM
 
If she isn't in front of you just don't answer the call or text
When she asks you later why just lie and say you didn't get it.
What's so complicated about ignoring a girl?

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Mar 6, 2010, 11:10 PM
 
Originally Posted by pooka View Post
"Sex or GTFO"
/thread
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Mar 7, 2010, 12:37 AM
 
Originally Posted by pooka View Post
"Sex or GTFO"
Then after sex: GTFO.
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Mar 7, 2010, 01:48 AM
 
I'm going to tell you what I tell my cats: USE YOUR WORDS.
     
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Mar 7, 2010, 05:55 PM
 
My friend did that and when she called I would pick up the phone and say 411.

She got the message and stopped.
     
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Mar 7, 2010, 08:50 PM
 
This can't be that big of a deal. My sister calls me all the time asking where the closest post office is and what the address is to a certain restaurant while she is out with her boyfriend (now fiance). I can't get rid of my sister, but you can sure fix your friendship. My sister is great and all, but I am not 411.
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Mar 9, 2010, 12:25 PM
 
If it appears that she can not afford a smartphone, why would you want to encourage a friend to get something she can not afford?

Just ignore her texts if you are too busy to do it. And when she's in the room with you, be a friend and loan her your phone for a few minutes.
     
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Mar 9, 2010, 12:37 PM
 
How about....

"Get your own damn smartphone?"

or

Program 411 into her phone.
     
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Mar 9, 2010, 01:26 PM
 
Start giving her completely wrong answers to everything in the most polite and bubbly way possible.

"Oh yeah, the post office is right on main street. You just need to go 4 blocks east and it's right there*! Toodles!"

*completely wrong

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Mar 9, 2010, 02:08 PM
 
Tell her about KGB?
     
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Mar 9, 2010, 05:42 PM
 
Originally Posted by ort888 View Post
Start giving her completely wrong answers to everything in the most polite and bubbly way possible.

"Oh yeah, the post office is right on main street. You just need to go 4 blocks east and it's right there*! Toodles!"

*completely wrong
I think you've got something here!
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