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design219 · Oct 23, 2008, 01:17 PM

Who and why?

starman · Oct 23, 2008, 01:30 PM

Joan Rivers. Do I need to explain why?

olePigeon · Oct 23, 2008, 01:34 PM

I'd punch Marilyn Manson for cheating on his wife. I just can't believe some people. They have it so good and the throw it all away.

Wait, wait. Can I line them up in a row? I'd like my punch to ricochet and hit Hue Grant for cheating on Elizabeth Hurley with some hooker.

Doofy · Oct 23, 2008, 01:45 PM

So many celebs, so little time.

lpkmckenna · Oct 23, 2008, 02:02 PM

Tom Cruise. But not in the face, 'cause I enjoy some of his movies.

shifuimam · Oct 23, 2008, 02:07 PM

I second Tom Cruise. He's unbelievably annoying.

Dakar V · Oct 23, 2008, 02:09 PM

This question works better when I'm watching TV.

ort888 · Oct 23, 2008, 02:13 PM

Tyra Banks

Dakar V · Oct 23, 2008, 02:15 PM

I'd hit that in another sense.

ort888 · Oct 23, 2008, 02:18 PM

She is a blight on humanity.

Dakar V · Oct 23, 2008, 02:19 PM

Yes, The Soup has illustrated that repeatedly.

osiris · Oct 23, 2008, 02:21 PM

I can't think of anyone worth the energy.

But I'd certainly like to pimp slap the husband & wife from the King of Queens (don't even know their names).
These two annoy the living crap out of me with their dumbness.

dcmacdaddy · Oct 23, 2008, 02:30 PM

Another vote for Tom Cruise. Can't we all just agree he hasn't been the movie-blockbuster-king since the arrival of Will Smith on the scene and stop going to his movies.

And how about every Hollywood celeb who advocates for some social or political cause on which they aren't really qualified to talk*.
Ellen DeGeneres or George Takei talking about gay marriage: Qualified
Michael J. Fox talking about medical research: Qualified (because he has done his homework and really knows the subject, at least as it relates to his disease)
Matt Damon, Michael Moore, or Sean Penn talking about politics: Un-qualified
Everybody who talks about global warming but does nothing to change their lifestyle to reduce their carbon-footprint: Un-qualified
(I think Ed Begley, Jr. and Leonardo DiCaprio are two exceptions to this rule.)

*I don't mean to suggest they can't have opinions. But too many of them think their opinions carry some weight with the public simply because they are a celebrity and that rankles me.

turtle777 · Oct 23, 2008, 02:38 PM

Barack Obama.

-t

Teronzhul · Oct 23, 2008, 02:45 PM

Ashton Kutcher. He seems most deserving.

BlueSky · Oct 23, 2008, 03:00 PM

Dakota Fanning.

Really though, Amanda Tapping (Stargate SG1). She's so friggin wholesome and she's always saying "sir" "sir" "sir" and she stutters as an acting device. Just POW, right to the moon.

Rumor · Oct 23, 2008, 03:08 PM

Vince McMahon

mattyb · Oct 23, 2008, 03:31 PM

Is this only showbiz-type celebrities? Actors, models etc? If so Alec Baldwin or Matt Damon, hard to choose between them. Britney really deserves a slap or ten as well.

As for politicians, I quite fancy punching Tony Blair. Over and over again.

Steve Balmer would be fun as well.

Limiting oneself to punching only ONE celebrity ... its just unfair.

ctt1wbw · Oct 23, 2008, 03:36 PM

Whoopi Goldberg. Just because of her completely stupid comment about if McCain were to be President, would she have to worry about becoming a slave again... That would get her numerous punches.

And Jim Rome the sports guy. Annoying annoying annoying.

Stogieman · Oct 23, 2008, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by starman

Joan Rivers. Do I need to explain why?

Because she's too old to punch back. Right?

design219 · Oct 23, 2008, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by lpkmckenna

Tom Cruise. But not in the face, 'cause I enjoy some of his movies.

You said that well. I agree.

That was who I was thinking of from the start, but didn't want to sway the comments by starting with him.

shifuimam · Oct 23, 2008, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by ctt1wbw

Whoopi Goldberg. Just because of her completely stupid comment about if McCain were to be President, would she have to worry about becoming a slave again... That would get her numerous punches.

Wait.

WAIT.

She actually SAID THAT? Jesus tapdancing Christ on a stick. How overdramatic can you get?

Shaddim · Oct 23, 2008, 03:52 PM

It used to be Alec Baldwin, but I (grudgingly) have a small amount of respect for him now.

Now I simply want to slap some sense into Brittany Spears.

mattyb · Oct 23, 2008, 03:53 PM

Whoopi snorted too much coke during her early years, then she compounded it with too much hash when in Star Trek. She's probably on some fashionable drug at the moment, so forgive her.

Well, after slapping her that is.

::maroma:: · Oct 23, 2008, 04:02 PM

Bill O'Reilly

(and/or every other asshat who hosts a show vomiting their opinions all over people and telling them its truth)

osiris · Oct 23, 2008, 04:04 PM

All drugs and politics aside, Whoopie really says the stupidest things at times.

ort888 · 04:19 PM

She was making a joke when McCain said something about he would interpret the constitution literally or something.

It wasn't a serious comment. It was a way to point out that maybe the constitution isn't always perfect.

http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/jus...ng-slave-again

She said it right to his face. It wasn't a serious comment.

osiris · Oct 23, 2008, 04:12 PM

She still annoys me, politics aside (as I said before). I can't at least slap her? Just once?

turtle777 · Oct 23, 2008, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by ctt1wbw

Whoopi Goldberg. Just because of her completely stupid comment about if McCain were to be President, would she have to worry about becoming a slave again... That would get her numerous punches.

How retarded.

-t

ort888 · Oct 23, 2008, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by osiris

She still annoys me, politics aside (as I said before). I can't at least slap her? Just once?

Oh, you can still punch her. Just find a better reason.

osiris · Oct 23, 2008, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by ort888

Oh, you can still punch her. Just find a better reason.

Slap, not punch. I'll work on it.

Doofy · Oct 23, 2008, 04:22 PM

So... ...if my butler could punch a celebrity, I'd get him to punch:

Cash Warren - for stealing my girl.
Madonna - for being a hypocritical bag.
Peter Tatchell - for being shouty and annoying.
Macaulay Culkin - for stealing my other girl.
Justin Timberlake - for singing like a girl.
Al Gore - because he's just got that kind of face, y'know.
Radiohead.
Clare Short - for offences against breast-loving men everywhere.

osiris · Oct 23, 2008, 04:26 PM

Carrot Top. Though he's probably capable of doing some damage now.

Stogieman · Oct 23, 2008, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by ort888

Oh, you can still punch her. Just find a better reason.

Here's my reason. I want to see if a hard hit to the face tranforms her dreds into a Don King afro.

TheWOAT · Oct 23, 2008, 04:32 PM

DL Hughley ... for his repetitive routine
Joe Buck... for beign the worst announcer on TV
Stuart Scott.. BOO YAH
JayZ .. for his formulaic albums and songs
Puff Daddy... no reason needed
Eminem... for being the most overrated rapper of all time
Anderson Cooper ... HURRICANE!!!

Doofy · Oct 23, 2008, 04:33 PM

I feel that this may be an important resource for those of you planning to slap, or get your butler to punch, the multitudes of celebrities listed.

ctt1wbw · Oct 23, 2008, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

Wait.

WAIT.

She actually SAID THAT? Jesus tapdancing Christ on a stick. How overdramatic can you get?

Yep, on that dumbass morning talk show she's on, The View. Actually came out of that woman's mouth. She HATES Republicans... HATES them.

ctt1wbw · Oct 23, 2008, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by osiris

Carrot Top. Though he's probably capable of doing some damage now.

Yeah, he's a big ****er now. I would really not want to hit him.

mattyb · Oct 23, 2008, 04:41 PM

Not that I'm a show-off or anything, but I bet that no-one here (besides me) knows how to pronounce Llap Goch as a Welshman would say it.

ort888 · Oct 23, 2008, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by ctt1wbw

Yeah, he's a big ****er now. I would really not want to hit him.

He also has a box full of wacky weapons.

TheWOAT · Oct 23, 2008, 04:50 PM

Ronald Reagan .. for being a snitch.

Andrew Stephens · Oct 23, 2008, 05:10 PM

I can't choose between Phil Collins or Chris DeBurgh. I just can't

I also hold a grudge well. Neither of these have bothered the "celeb" lists for years but their crimes are just too great to forgive. Ever

No wait, Lady in Red, just ran through my brain for the first time in years. Choice made. No wait, now I can hear In the air tonight. aaargh!!!

Doofy · Oct 23, 2008, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by Andrew Stephens

I can't choose between Phil Collins or Chris DeBurgh. I just can't

No competition. DeBurgh came out with this while Collins came out with this.

besson3c · Oct 23, 2008, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

Wait.

WAIT.

She actually SAID THAT? Jesus tapdancing Christ on a stick. How overdramatic can you get?

She did, but to put things into context McCain was saying that he wants to be a strict constitutionist (or whatever that word is) while on the View, and Golberg said this in order to point out that the constitution is a living document, not the bible.

Andrew Stephens · Oct 23, 2008, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

No competition. DeBurgh came out with this while Collins came out with this.

DeBurgh also wrote Lady in Red and promptly shagged off with the Au Pair. So, yes Doof I now agree. He's for the punch.

zro · Oct 23, 2008, 07:16 PM

Nancy Grace.

Eug · Oct 23, 2008, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by olePigeon

Hue Grant for cheating on Elizabeth Hurley with some hooker.

I hear he likes all sorts of different colours.

macforray · Oct 23, 2008, 09:03 PM

What, none of you want to bi*ch slap Rosie O?

She gets on my nerves.....BIG!

ShortcutToMoncton · Oct 23, 2008, 09:59 PM

I'd totally sock Chad Kroeger right in the kisser.

...or wait, should it be Scott Stapp? Oh the agony of good choices....

greg

(s)macintosh · Oct 23, 2008, 10:07 PM

Michael Jackson.

I want to see if he'll moonwalk to avoid my punches.