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macfantn
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Apr 8, 2008, 09:51 PM
 
this is about the weirdest one I've ever seen.

Read this...it will help me greatly!
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later"
     
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Apr 8, 2008, 09:58 PM
 
Awesome.
     
macfantn  (op)
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Apr 8, 2008, 10:00 PM
 
this isn't craigslist related but it's weird

Anti Monkey Butt Powder
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later"
     
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Apr 8, 2008, 10:34 PM
 
That first one is ridiculous!
I wonder how many bowls or teapot boxes, in the Nashville museum, have been defecated in.
     
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Apr 8, 2008, 10:45 PM
 
     
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Apr 10, 2008, 10:42 PM
 
     
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Apr 10, 2008, 10:53 PM
 
Originally Posted by Railroader View Post
Is that funny ? I don't get it, it's sad to me...

-t
     
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Apr 10, 2008, 11:11 PM
 
I've been laughing about the fenway park one for the last ten minutes.
     
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Apr 10, 2008, 11:13 PM
 
     
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Apr 10, 2008, 11:18 PM
 
My new alias is Dr. Francis Dashwood.
     
Railroader
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Apr 11, 2008, 12:00 AM
 
Originally Posted by turtle777 View Post
Is that funny ? I don't get it, it's sad to me...

-t
Who said it was funny?!?
     
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Apr 11, 2008, 12:35 AM
 
Originally Posted by Railroader View Post
Who said it was funny?!?
Well, after all the funny ones before, I just expected something similar.

Why did you post such a sad ting ?

-t
     
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Apr 11, 2008, 02:32 AM
 
The OP said post your "weird" craigslist ads. I did. It is sad, but it is weird too.
     
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Apr 13, 2008, 06:42 PM
 
An oldie but a goodie from Missed Connections ...

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Screw you Chloë Sevigny

Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2006-06-22, 3:46PM EDT

It was just about 5pm yesterday (Wed, June 22nd) and I was on my way to McSorley's for a few beers with a friend who was in town visiting. I was walking southward on 3rd avenue on the east side of the street, and was about to cross 10th Street.

10th Street, as most streets in Manhattan, is a one-way street, one-way going Eastward in this case. Even though I had the light, like any good pedestrian, I looked to my right ... westward ... before crossing. I saw two girls on bicycles coming eastward on 10th. I stopped, and let them pass and then stepped out to cross 10th street.

That's when Chloë Sevigny F-ing slammed into me on her bike.

She was going Westward on 10th -- the wrong way on a one-way street.

She basically rammed her bike's handle bars and front wheel into my chest and mid-section, banged the wind out of me, and almost knocked me over.

I turned quickly to whoever was riding the bike that just slammed into me -- intent on punching them on the lip. Then I stopped ... holy ****, I thought, it's Chloë F-ing Sevigny.

She asked if I was alright and apologized for going the wrong way down a one-way street. I told her I was fine .... "She's a really good actress" I thought to myself.

Then she rode away.

Wait a minute ...... F-ing HELL! Chloë Sevigny just F-ing smashed into me with her F-ing bike. Sonnofawhore!

Then a guy came over to see if I was ok -- "Are you ok?" he asked .... but it freaked the **** out of me because he had one of those electronic voicebox things that you have to hold up to your throat.

The entire event was a little surreal.

Anyway.

Long story short.

Screw you Chloë Sevigny

this is in or around 3rd Ave and 10th St.
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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