[d4nth3m4n]

[ghost_flash]

Originally posted by KeyLimePi:
Wait, wasn't that Back to School?

Here's one: "Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. Their dead cost nothing."

Good one! At least you caught that quote.


Braveheart



Next:

"Well, I have the microphone and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!"

[saddam hussein]

Originally posted by ghost_flash:
Dude,

Look at the post above yours there
quixdraw.
It was a quote from a movie.

"Now, who is the d1ckhead, Heh?"

I'll give you a clue: Lethal Weapon 2.

Dick.

You are awfully confident for some prick behind a keyboard.
What's your address? Can I come see you? Maybe we could talk about movies after I bash your head in.

[ghost_flash]

Originally posted by saddam hussein:
You are awfully confident for some prick behind a keyboard.
What's your address? Can I come see you? Maybe we could talk about movies after I bash your head in.

Bring some friends, I'll make a nice quiche,
we'll sit around having tea after and laugh
about what a delightful person you are.

Just read your profile, and you actually
consider yourself "comic relief for MacNN."

I can see where people would immediately
think, hey! This guy is really funny!

[waxcrash]

Before this thread gets locked�

I'm going to try to get it back on track.

Quote: It was something your wife said while we were in bed together. She said we had the same build. From the waist up I imagine.

[ghost_flash]

Originally posted by waxcrash:
Before this thread gets locked�

I'm going to try to get it back on track.

Quote: It was something your wife said while we were in bed together. She said we had the same build. From the waist up I imagine.

Great movie!~

FLETCH

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once and awhile you could miss it."

[Demonhood]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

next:
"Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president."

[xi_hyperon]

Big Trouble In Little China

"Cretin camoflage...if you want to blend in to a crowd of drunken Greeks, there's nothing better."

[ghost_flash]

Originally posted by xi_hyperon:
Big Trouble In Little China

"Cretin camoflage...if you want to blend in to a crowd of drunken Greeks, there's nothing better."

Good Morning Vietnam!

"I eat pieces of sh1t like you for breakfast. You eat sh1t for breakfast?"

[mrfrost]

Happy Gilmore

"Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see."

[ghost_flash]

Originally posted by mrfrost:
Happy Gilmore

"Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see."

Core?

[ghost_flash]

Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:

I find that incredibly funny, and yet very
sad at the same time.

[mrfrost]

Originally posted by ghost_flash:
Core?

Nope.

Hint : "The dark, inside me"

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally posted by mrfrost:
Happy Gilmore

"Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see."

Event horizon.

"Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?"

[mrfrost]

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
Event horizon.

"Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?"

Fear and loathing in las vegas.

"What is it about good sex that makes me want to crap?"

[rjenkinson]

Originally posted by mrfrost:
"What is it about good sex that makes me want to crap?"

caddyshack.

"i'm quietly judging you."

-r.

[drive-thru]

"What is it about good sex that makes me want to crap?"

Kingpin

"i'm quietly judging you."

Magnolia

---

�All right, listen to me. You pull up right where she is right? You go get out of the car and you lock both doors. Then get out of the car, and you walk over to her, and bring her over to the car. Take out the key, put it in the lock, open the door for her, and you let her get in. And you close the door for her. You walk around the back of the car, and you look through the rear window. If she doesn�t reach over and lift up that button so you could get in, dump her. Just like that? Listen to me kid, if she doesn�t reach over and lift up that button, so you could get in, that means she�s a selfish broad, and all you�ve seen is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her, and you dump her fast.�

[mrfrost]

Originally posted by rjenkinson:
caddyshack.

"i'm quietly judging you."

-r.

Magnolia

By the way, my quote wasn't a caddyshack one. I got it from Kingpin. It might have been used more than once though.

"One cannot be betrayed if one has no people"

[gorickey]

Originally posted by rjenkinson:
"i'm quietly judging you."

Magnolia.

"I play, coach stays. He goes, I go."

[gorickey]

Originally posted by mrfrost:
"One cannot be betrayed if one has no people"

The Usual Suspects.

(movie quote above)

[Shaddim]

Originally posted by mrfrost:
Happy Gilmore

"Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see."

Event Horizon


"Honey, it's okay. I want you to be happy.

<pause>

Would you like Smiley Sauce with that?"

[drive-thru]

"I play, coach stays. He goes, I go."

Hoosiers

�All right, listen to me. You pull up right where she is right? You go get out of the car and you lock both doors. Then get out of the car, and you walk over to her, and bring her over to the car. Take out the key, put it in the lock, open the door for her, and you let her get in. And you close the door for her. You walk around the back of the car, and you look through the rear window. If she doesn�t reach over and lift up that button so you could get in, dump her. Just like that? Listen to me kid, if she doesn�t reach over and lift up that button, so you could get in, that means she�s a selfish broad, and all you�ve seen is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her, and you dump her fast.�

[Jansar]

Originally posted by MacNStein:
Event Horizon


"Honey, it's okay. I want you to be happy.

<pause>

Would you like Smiley Sauce with that?"

American Beauty

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

HINT: "Say hello to my little fren'!"

[Jansar]

Originally posted by drive-thru:
Hoosiers

�All right, listen to me. You pull up right where she is right? You go get out of the car and you lock both doors. Then get out of the car, and you walk over to her, and bring her over to the car. Take out the key, put it in the lock, open the door for her, and you let her get in. And you close the door for her. You walk around the back of the car, and you look through the rear window. If she doesn�t reach over and lift up that button so you could get in, dump her. Just like that? Listen to me kid, if she doesn�t reach over and lift up that button, so you could get in, that means she�s a selfish broad, and all you�ve seen is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her, and you dump her fast.�

A Bronx Tale

Originally posted by MacNStein:
Event Horizon


"Honey, it's okay. I want you to be happy.

<pause>

Would you like Smiley Sauce with that?"

American Beauty

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

HINT: "Say hello to my little fren'!"

[soul searching]

Originally posted by Jansar:
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

HINT: "Say hello to my little fren'!"

Scarface.

"Women. What could you say? Who made them? God must've been a f*cking genius! Their hair. They say hair is everything you know? Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls and just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips that when they touched yours were like that first swallow of wine after you've just crossed the desert. Tits, hoo-hah! Big ones, little ones. Nipples staring right out at you like secret search lights. Mmm Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns or second hand Steinways, what's between them...passport to heaven!"

[SomeToast]

Originally posted by Jansar:
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

HINT: "Say hello to my little fren'!"

Scarface


"Do these balloons blow up in funny shapes?"
"Not 'less round's funny."

[MacsGalor]

Originally posted by soul searching:
Scarface.

"Women. What could you say? Who made them? God must've been a f*cking genius! Their hair. They say hair is everything you know? Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls and just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips that when they touched yours were like that first swallow of wine after you've just crossed the desert. Tits, hoo-hah! Big ones, little ones. Nipples staring right out at you like secret search lights. Mmm Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns or second hand Steinways, what's between them...passport to heaven!"

Devils Advocate

next; Guy 1; There's some things I'd like to know, for instance. Whos the guy running around with a rifle and who in the hell is the guy jumping on me from out of a tree?

guy 2; What guy in a tree?

guy 1; Thats what I'm wondering, look you brought us down here to do a simple job in out bing bang all of a sudden I got Jeronimo running into the house and Tarzan landing on my coconut.



edit: I think I am wrong about the previous quote being out of The Devils Advocate

[RooneyX]

Looky my sig ---

[MacsGalor]

Originally posted by RooneyX:
Looky my sig ---

The Hunt for Red October


next;
Guy 1; There's some things I'd like to know, for instance. Whos the guy running around with a rifle and who in the hell is the guy jumping on me from out of a tree?

guy 2; What guy in a tree?

guy 1; Thats what I'm wondering, look you brought us down here to do a simple job in out bing bang all of a sudden I got Jeronimo running into the house and Tarzan landing on my coconut.

[soul searching]

Originally posted by SomeToast:
"Do these balloons blow up in funny shapes?"
"Not 'less round's funny."

Raising Arizona

Originally posted by MacsGalor:
edit: I think I am wrong about the previous quote being out of The Devils Advocate

Yes, you are. And I don't know where your quote comes from.

Here's another:

Guy 1: Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood?
Guy 2: I'm your huckleberry.

[wolfen]

Guy 1: Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood?
Guy 2: I'm your huckleberry.

Tombstone



Mine:

"Too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?"


wolfen

[thunderous_funker]

Originally posted by soul searching:
Here's another:

Guy 1: Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood?
Guy 2: I'm your huckleberry.

Tombstone

Next:

"You know, for kids!"

[MacsGalor]

Originally posted by soul searching:
Raising Arizona

And I don't know where your quote comes from.

It's Big Trouble

[thunderous_funker]

Originally posted by wolfen:

"Too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?"

Blade Runner

Mine:

"You know, for kids!"

[MacsGalor]

Originally posted by thunderous_funker:
Blade Runner

Mine:

"You know, for kids!"

The Hudsucker Proxy

next;
Its a perfectly natural thing

hint it is in all 3 movies of a trilogy

[keekeeree]

Originally posted by soul searching:
Scarface.

"Women. What could you say? Who made them? God must've been a f*cking genius! Their hair. They say hair is everything you know? Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls and just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips that when they touched yours were like that first swallow of wine after you've just crossed the desert. Tits, hoo-hah! Big ones, little ones. Nipples staring right out at you like secret search lights. Mmm Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns or second hand Steinways, what's between them...passport to heaven!"

Scent of a Woman

New quote: (see above post)

[keekeeree]

Originally posted by MacsGalor:
next;
Its a perfectly natural thing

hint it is in all 3 movies of a trilogy

I think we're gonna need another hint or a new quote

[ghost_flash]

Lethal Weapon 123?

The Godfather 123?

[MacsGalor]

Originally posted by keekeeree:
I think we're gonna need another hint or a new quote

Ok heres the new hint you should get it easily

One time at band camp I stuck....

[ghost_flash]

Originally posted by MacsGalor:
Ok heres the new hint you should get it easily

One time at band camp I stuck....

American Pie 1 & 2 and,
American Wedding

Next:

"There is a clause in the contract which specifically states: Any systematized transmision indicating a possible intelligent origin must be investigated."

[keekeeree]

Originally posted by MacsGalor:
Ok heres the new hint you should get it easily

One time at band camp I stuck....

...yup, that did it.

American Pie

New quote: "You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.

[ghost_flash]

Originally posted by keekeeree:
...yup, that did it.

American Pie

New quote: "You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.

A Knights Tale!

"There is a clause in the contract which specifically states: Any systematized transmision indicating a possible intelligent origin must be investigated."

[The Mick]

Originally posted by ghost_flash:
"There is a clause in the contract which specifically states: Any systematized transmision indicating a possible intelligent origin must be investigated."

Movie:
Alien

Quote:
"I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."

[cpt kangarooski]

Quote:
"I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."

So I Married an Axe Murderer



A: We've got a leak. We've got no choice: we're going to have to shut down this entire world-wide, multi-billion dollar gay conspiracy.

B: What about the gaydar machine?

C: And the three dollar bill?

[cszar2001]

Quote:
"I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."

So I married an axe murderer

next:
Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!

[ghost_flash]

Originally posted by cszar2001:
Quote:
"I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."

So I married an axe murderer

next:
Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!

Some like it HOT


"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

[soul searching]

Originally posted by ghost_flash:
Some like it HOT


"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

Batman.

I don't want to introduce any more 'cuz there are few above that have not yet been identified.

[Vader�s Pinch of Death]

Originally posted by ghost_flash:
Some like it HOT


"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

batman

"There's one thing I can't stand about sleeping with women, it's all the ****ing mind reading"

[cszar2001]

"There's one thing I can't stand about sleeping with women, it's all the ****ing mind reading"

Bound

next:
[pouring gasoline on the car] It's gonna get hot in the car, Bob

(finally on DVD-yes!)

[Il Duce]

[pouring gasoline on the car] It's gonna get hot in the car, Bob

Real Men


Next:

I can�t get married. I�m a 30 year old boy