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Swiss Bob · May 17, 2003, 03:36 PM

philzilla · May 17, 2003, 04:15 PM

even more fun than the Mr T one!

Peter · May 17, 2003, 04:19 PM

LOL
try doing Macnn.com -

MS Watch: Why Panther May Tear Up Longhorn
Microshizzle Watch's Why Panther May Tear Up Longhorn talks 'bout da forthcoming improvements in da next release of Mac OS X codenamed "Panther" 'n how da OS compares Windows XP 'n da forthcoming Longhorn upgrade due in 2005: " A--tha-double-P-L-E has been careful not underestimate Microshizzle on da OS front, know what I'm sayin'? Indeed, even though Mac users has been fulsome in they praise of da features 'n speed of da current version, 10.2, of Mac OS X (a k a Jaguar), A--tha-double-P-L-E insiders are well-aware of areas where XP is ahead of Mac OS X.

LOL

Stogieman · May 17, 2003, 05:29 PM

Hehehehee... try www.apple.com/ipod

"The new snoopa-slim iPod once again redefines what a digital music player should be, know what I'm sayin'? It?s lighter than 2 CDs, can hold up 7500 songs, 'n downloads music at blazing speeds n' sh!t. Now yo' ass can take yo' entire music collection wit yo' ass wherever yo' ass go n' sh!t. Available fo' Mac 'n Windows starting at $299."

MikeM33 · May 17, 2003, 06:10 PM

Friggin hilarious

Gefen's new ex-tend-that shiznit 4x1 DVI/ADC Switcher

MikeM

PB2K · May 17, 2003, 06:43 PM

Those are cool

check this one out too : (some nude banners, cant help it)

http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/miguelfilter.shtml

its way cooler because it also replaces pictures

Patrick · May 17, 2003, 07:36 PM

Try your local newspaper, if it has a website. I just went to http://sfgate.com -- apparently I now read the San Francisco Chronic.

phantomdragonz · May 18, 2003, 01:42 AM

� 2003 Cable Informative Shiznit Network LP, LLLP."
An Tha A-O-L Time Warner Company, know what I'm sayin'? All Rights Reserved n' ****.
Terms under which this service is provided yo' ass n' ****.
Read izzle privacy guidelines, know what I'm sayin'? Contact us, know what I'm sayin'?

hahahah! cnn.com

P.D.

Ozmodiar · May 18, 2003, 02:29 AM

The Jesusifier was the best one ever. It's been down for a long time, although the web site now says "Ask Jesus Test."

hmm

OptimusG4 · May 18, 2003, 02:00 PM

www.apple.com/macosx:

Welcome Windows users
Jaguar makes that shiznit a snap fo' Windows users switch da Mac by providing point-'n-click Windows file sharing so that shiznit?s easy connect Windows servers 'n PCs, know what I'm sayin'? And there?s bomb diggity news fo' business customers: Jaguar comes wit Active Directory interoperability, 'n wit a PPTP-based virtual private network (VPN) client that allows Mac users connect remotely Windows corporate networks."

www.apple.com/ibook:

Perfect fo' everything from doing yo' homework playing games, 'n from watching Porno Disc movies burning yo' own music CDs, da 4.9-pound iBook fits in yo' backpack ? 'n yo' life."

www.apple.com/powermac;

This turbocharged Power Mac rips through digital video 'n 3D projects faster than Pentiums can be like ?uncle n' sh*t. ? Designed fo' creative, scientific 'n business environments, da new Power Mac G4 comes in 1.42GHz 'n 1.25GHz dual-processor configurations 'n in a 1GHz single-processor model." The twin-engined Power Mac G4s are supported not only by generous reserves of L2 'n L3 cache on each processor, but also by Mac OS X?s robust foundation, which features multithreading 'n symmetric multiprocessing fo' an mo' performance boost n' sh*t.

Nice

MikeM33 · May 18, 2003, 02:13 PM

From the fat chicks in party hats link posted by PB2K linked to macnn's main page.........

gary krakow, the msnbc reporter who was one of the first journalists to offer a critique of apple's online music service, has written a follow-up article in response to impasshuned reader feedback to his initial findings. ha ha it is more fun to be fat. hooker pig says "gravy please!" krakow criticized the sound quality of the aac files sold on apple's service, and also suggested that apple's pricing scheme was no more compelling than that of a cd store.in his latest article, a tasty responds to reader feedback on the issues of sound quality, pricing, and even krakow's alleged agenda.thankyou for the dance fag. please turn your butt for a good hump. big like your butt??

Comedy GOLD!!!

MikeM

nredman · May 18, 2003, 06:03 PM

from macintouch.com

"A--tha-double-P-L-E released Java 1.3.1 Update fo' Oracle, which requires Mac OS X 10.2.1 'n up n' ****. According A--tha-double-P-L-E, "Java fo' Oracle is an upgrade 1.3.1 which provides support or Oracle 11i client applications on Mac OS X. It is recommended that yo' ass only update Java fo' Oracle if yo' ass need use Oracle 11i client applications, know what I'm sayin'? "

i love the line....

It is recommended that yo' ass only update Java fo' Oracle if yo' ass need use Oracle 11i client applications, know what I'm sayin'? "

Stubie · May 18, 2003, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by PB2K:
Those are cool

check this one out too : (some nude banners, cant help it)

http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/miguelfilter.shtml

its way cooler because it also replaces pictures

http://www.endeneu.com/funstuff/migu...&filter=miguel

Good thing I don't REALLY design like that.

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