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First base, second base?
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So, I'm watching something on the TV the other night where two guys are talking...
"I got to third base with her"
...and it occurred to me that while I know they're on about how far they got with the girl in question, I've no idea what these "bases" represent.
Someone American care to explain?
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Not sure if things have changed... but when I was in school...
1st base = swapping spit
2nd base = up the shirt
3rd base = down the pants
Homerun = get to smoke a cig.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Unless they were talking about managing a softball game. Then maybe it was really 3rd Base.
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Originally Posted by macroy
Not sure if things have changed... but when I was in school...
1st base = swapping spit
2nd base = up the shirt
3rd base = down the pants
Homerun = get to smoke a cig.
Boy, aren't you a romantic one
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One wonders. Although first base and the infamous homerun are pretty constant no matter where you go, the definitions of second and third base tend to change from place to place and time to time.
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Well, basically, because later on in life, very often you directly do a homerun after first base
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Originally Posted by OreoCookie
Well, basically, because later on in life, very often you directly do a homerun after first base
This is true.
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Marriage has its privileges.
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"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
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I thought it was
1 - up the shirt & down the pants
2 - ugly bump
3 - repeat as long as possible
HR - move out of town and never see her again
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It's like this around here...
1st base = kissing and making out over the clothes
2nd base = Oral Sex
3rd base = Sex
4th base = She craps on your chest while wearing a gorilla suit.
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I love being older.
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Originally Posted by ort888
1st base = kissing and making out over the clothes
2nd base = Oral Sex
3rd base = Sex
4th base = She craps on your chest while wearing a gorilla suit.
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Originally Posted by OreoCookie
Well, basically, because later on in life, very often you directly do a homerun after first base
Sometimes, the Mrs. and I don't even tap first base.
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Originally Posted by history1me
I love being older.
Me too -- and married, as someone already said.
Maury
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Someone has to say it:
This thread's worthless without pics!
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1st
2nd
3rd
4th
CENSORED
Edit: I knew my porno collection would come in handy!
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Last edited by Demonhood; Jul 20, 2005 at 03:23 PM.
Reason: corrected.)
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Originally Posted by jcadam
Sometimes, the Mrs. and I don't even tap first base.
Or you get to first base sometime after
well never mind, you get the idea
how many bases is a double?
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Originally Posted by karent
Or you get to first base sometime after
Dang, you're a hard woman to please.
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Originally Posted by karent
Or you get to first base sometime after
well never mind, you get the idea
how many bases is a double?
That's a 2 bagger, not to be confused with a double bagger.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Dang, you're a hard woman to please.
Me?
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Originally Posted by ort888
It's like this around here...
1st base = kissing and making out over the clothes
2nd base = Oral Sex
3rd base = Sex
4th base = She craps on your chest while wearing a gorilla suit.
After much soul searching, I've decided on my new sig!
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You reap what you sow.
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Originally Posted by karent
Me?
'Twas a pathetic attempt at humour.
Originally Posted by karent
Or you get to first base sometime after
As in... ...you expect to be kissed after the home run? When the sleep monster is dragging him down? Hence:
Originally Posted by Doofy
Dang, you're a hard woman to please
Never mind. It was funnier in my head than in pixels.
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I prefer to steal 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and home on occasion...
In fact, I can guarantee that I've been around the bases more than anybody else around here!
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Last edited by ManOfSteal; Jul 20, 2005 at 07:16 PM.
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