[Aeternus]

My vote? Hrm. It has to combine everything awesome. Well, this is the best I can do:

[Peter]

too cool for the hot babes thread?

[- - e r i k - -]

Sorry, but this is:


Fireworks, comet and thunderstorm all captured in one panorama.

[abe]

Originally Posted by Aeternus 

My vote? Hrm. It has to combine everything awesome. Well, this is the best I can do:

Yuck. That is totally unerotic. In fact it is slightly repulsive, if you ask me.

[Chuckit]

I just agreed with Abe. You have accomplished marvelous things, Rob.

[besson3c]

I wonder what they are listening to? Maybe they should pay attention to what they are doing and stop screwing around listening to whatever they are listening to?

Probably the local traffic report on the radio...

[Dakarʒ]

The one on the right reminds me of Tara Reid.

[abe]

Originally Posted by Chuckit 

I just agreed with Abe. You have accomplished marvelous things, Rob.

There's a silver lining to almost every dark cloud.

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by Dakarʒ 

The one on the right reminds me of Tara Reid.

Good thing she doesn't remind you of your Mom.

[abe]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

I wonder what they are listening to? Maybe they should pay attention to what they are doing and stop screwing around listening to whatever they are listening to?

Probably the local traffic report on the radio...

Air America Radio |

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by abe 

Air America Radio |

Yeah, practicing lesbians are probably liberal cause Republicans don't seem to lie the gays...

[abe]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Yeah, practicing lesbians are probably liberal cause Republicans don't seem to lie the gays...

Not quite right. It's more like these two lesbian SHE-devils get off on listening to Air America. The only way they could get any more excited would be if Obama was being interviewed on Air America. He's the liberals' afrodesiac.

[besson3c]

Hey, I'd take lesbians getting off on Obama over Mitt Romney and Rudy Gulliani.

[abe]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Hey, I'd take lesbians getting off on Obama over Mitt Romney and Rudy Gulliani.

Leave it to you to propose such an orgy.

Or would you have the girls on top of Barack in a swing suspended over the two virtuous GOP'ers?

[Peter]

[Captain Obvious]

I hear if you end up married to a homely chick that your perception of what is awesome becomes all skewed.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Captain Obvious 

I hear if you end up married to a homely chick that your perception of what is awesome becomes all skewed.

That was kind of, uhm, OBVIOUS

-t

[theNewiMacsSuck]

Originally Posted by Captain Obvious 

I hear if you end up married to a homely chick that your perception of what is awesome becomes all skewed.

uh


Yeah, geez, I sure wound up with an ugly girl. Yep. Awful.

PS: How's your wife? Oh wait, nobody will marry you because you're a materialistic abusive asshole.

[turtle777]

I would take that down quickly. You might tempt RR to do a Photochop...

-t

[Dakarʒ]

*puts head in hands*

[theNewiMacsSuck]

Yeah I don't really care though.

[Peter]

PS, the iMacs video card is decent - you're just mad that your iMac is antiquated now.
PPS, are you cash?

[Rumor]

Originally Posted by theNewiMacsSuck 

uh


Yeah, geez, I sure wound up with an ugly girl. Yep. Awful.

PS: How's your wife? Oh wait, nobody will marry you because you're a materialistic abusive asshole.

Meh. She's okay.

[Rumor]

Originally Posted by Peter 

PS, the iMacs video card is decent - you're just mad that your iMac is antiquated now.
PPS, are you cash?

Yes. Circumventing a temporary ban cause he was spazzing out.

[Captain Obvious]

So there's this commerical here in Chicago for a car dealership.
In it some black couple talks about how lucky they were to trade in their hoopdie, their word not mine, for a $6000 2003 Chevrolet Aveo and how it feels like a dream come true to only be paying $99 per month (at 36% interest) with their bad credit for a like new car.

They too feel blessed.

[theNewiMacsSuck]

No, it isn't. My iMac, although older, has:

1. A better screen.
2. A faster, better graphics card.
3. A better keyboard
4. Has a nice clean look, instead of an ugly black border around the display.

PPS: Yes. Lateralus banned me for voicing my opinion of the new iMac's 'features'.

[Peter]

your iMac lacks DX10, so its a bit of a joke at gaming.

[besson3c]

Rob, do you remember those conversations we had?

Take it easy... play it cool... deep breaths... It is just a computer.... It is just a computer.... Relax... Center yourself.... Also, do not call people names.... Think about your happy place....

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Think about your happy place....

Sh!t, don't encourage him. That's EXACTLY where he is right now

-t

[Rumor]

Originally Posted by theNewiMacsSuck 

No, it isn't. My iMac, although older, has:

1. A better screen.
2. A faster, better graphics card.
3. A better keyboard
4. Has a nice clean look, instead of an ugly black border around the display.

PPS: Yes. Lateralus banned me for voicing my opinion of the new iMac's 'features'.

He gave you a temp ban cause you wouldn't stop spazzing out. You had two warnings to take it easy a bit, but chose to ignore them.

Just mellow down some. It's just a damn computer.

[Chuckit]

Originally Posted by Peter 

PS, the iMacs video card is decent - you're just mad that your iMac is antiquated now.

Assuming those numbers are correct, the only way in which the new iMac is better is that it's (I think) 200 MHz faster. It apparently has a worse video card and a worse keyboard. The display is arguable, but I prefer matte as well.

[RAILhead]

She kinda looks like a dude.

ANYWAY, the OP pic looks like it has Erica Durance there on the left.

[xi_hyperon]

I'm just going to let this thread simmer, and check on it in an hour or two. It should be well done by then.

[Dakarʒ]

Originally Posted by theNewiMacsSuck 

Looks like the kinda chick that digs Jesus.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Dakarʒ 

Looks like the kinda chick that digs Jesus.

Ouch. Flamebait par excellence.

-t

[invisibleX]

Originally Posted by RAILhead 

She kinda looks like a dude.

ANYWAY, the OP pic looks like it has Erica Durance there on the left.

Way to take the high road there Railhead...

[Rumor]

Originally Posted by Dakarʒ 

Looks like the kinda chick that digs Jesus.

[abe]

Originally Posted by Rumor 

He gave you a temp ban cause you wouldn't stop spazzing out. You had two warnings to take it easy a bit, but chose to ignore them.

Just mellow down some. It's just a damn computer.

Maybe he watched too much...

Kung Fu Theater
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

During the 1970s and continuing into the mid 1980s, many martial arts movies appeared on North American syndicated television nationwide. A highly remembered Saturday afternoon ritual among children of the 70s and 80s, the popularity of these films convinced independent television stations to reserve a dedicated airslot for them much in the same tradition of Creature Double Feature. Many stations would promote this time slot with the interchangeable names Kung Fu Theater or Black Belt Theater. It is not known who coined these names or who began using them first, but they are universally associated with the low budget kung fu and ninja films produced by studios such as the Shaw Brothers. Other notable prolific producers include Godfrey Ho and Joseph Lai.

The term "chopsocky" emerged in reference to the many recurring cheesy or campy elements most often associated with these films. The often poor English dubbing and clumsy diction have become the subject of many a parody and many a fond nostalgic memory. The grunts and "hmmppphs" and "hm hm hmmm..." as well as the unusual pauses and voice patterns are almost trademark to kung fu movies. Commonly quoted examples of kung fu movie dialogue are variations of:

* "Hmpph...Hey you...I heard...your kung-fu...is pretty good."
* "You call that kung fu?"
* "Teacher!"
* "I'll teach you!"
* "You killed my master!"
* "Damn you!"
* "You bastard!"
* "But still..." (Uttered dozens of times per film in most dubbed Shaw Brothers movies. Example: "His kung fu is pretty good, but still, he has a weakness.")
* "I thought you were dead!" (This is perhaps one of the most famous "Bad Movie" lines and has often appeared in other genres. It might actually predate the kung fu movie craze.)

*"Your Karate school (or computer) is crap!"
*"You can't get away with such an insult. Prepare to fight!"

[Mel O Drahmatik]

Originally Posted by Aeternus 

My vote? Hrm. It has to combine everything awesome. Well, this is the best I can do:

Quite dramatic!

[besson3c]

I still want to know what they are listening to.

[Rumor]

Barry White, duh!

[kmkkid]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

I still want to know what they are listening to.

They were listening to Apples Press Event. The kissing ceased however, after the new iMac was announced, because it had "A crappier screen, graphics card, keyboard, and ugly black boarder".

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by kmkkid 

"A crappier screen, graphics card, keyboard, and ugly black boarder".

You mean, the design is boaring [sic!] ?

-t

[euchomai]

I just want to post in this soon to be famous thread. This is going nowhere fast and I want to be a part. I, however, am not willing to talk bad about a guy's wife. I will spectate though. (in this thread, no naughty connotation intended rob)

[abe]

Originally Posted by euchomai 

I just want to post in this soon to be famous thread. This is going nowhere fast and I want to be a part. I, however, am not willing to talk bad about a guy's wife. I will spectate though. (in this thread, no naughty connotation intended rob)

I didn't know it was anyone's wife. She's pretty and I was going to say I'd hit it. But I'm glad I refrained. I would never intentionally disrespect anyone related to a poster here.

[MaxPower]

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - - 

Sorry, but this is:


Fireworks, comet and thunderstorm all captured in one panorama.

Do you have a larger version of this picture?

[euchomai]

Yep, I do believe that this is Rob's wife. AKA, Ca$h's booty.

[- - e r i k - -]

Originally Posted by MaxPower 

Do you have a larger version of this picture?

Sure do:

APOD: 2007 February 5 - Comet Between Fireworks and Lightning

You can also contact the photographer direct if you want to buy it:
[email protected]

[abe]

Originally Posted by euchomai 

Yep, I do believe that this is Rob's wife. AKA, Ca$h's booty.

Thanks for the 411.

[ghporter]

Originally Posted by Rumor 

Barry White, duh!

Barry White is responsible for more unplanned pregnancies than any other factor in the history of mankind.

And my very first thought was "are they listening to the same thing?" followed immediately by "I wonder what they're listening to?"

Not a bad picture. Suggestive, not over the top erotic. Pretty women, nice pose.