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besson3c
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Nov 20, 2008, 11:42 AM
 
I have no idea, I'm hoping that one of you can help me with your predictions.

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Nov 20, 2008, 01:12 PM
 
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Nov 20, 2008, 01:15 PM
 
Well, I predict that I'll have a poop sometime in the morning... ...and let's face it that was all you were interested in, so what's the point in mentioning breakfast and stuff?
Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
     
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Nov 20, 2008, 01:25 PM
 
I'll be studying for my 100% International Law final exam the next day!

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Nov 20, 2008, 01:30 PM
 
Originally Posted by Doofy View Post
Well, I predict that I'll have a poop sometime in the morning... ...and let's face it that was all you were interested in, so what's the point in mentioning breakfast and stuff?

Do you really think that I'm that shallow?

I also care about your sex schedule, do you think you will be having sex that day?
     
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Nov 20, 2008, 01:33 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
Do you really think that I'm that shallow?
Yes.

Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
I also care about your sex schedule, do you think you will be having sex that day?
It's highly likely.
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Nov 20, 2008, 01:35 PM
 
Originally Posted by Doofy View Post
It's highly likely.

Will animals be harmed?
     
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Nov 20, 2008, 01:41 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
Will animals be harmed?
Only if they catch a glimpse of my massive love pump and subsequently feel ashamed of their own dimensional inadequacies, start listening to emo and cutting themselves.
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Nov 20, 2008, 01:47 PM
 
Originally Posted by Doofy View Post
Only if they catch a glimpse of my massive love pump and subsequently feel ashamed of their own dimensional inadequacies, start listening to emo and cutting themselves.
I'll be thinking about you.

Do you listen to guitars shredding and stuff while you and your partner go to town on your love pump?
     
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Nov 20, 2008, 01:53 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
I'll be thinking about you.
Try not to cut yourself while you do.

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Do you listen to guitars shredding and stuff while you and your partner go to town on your love pump?
I do not go to town on my love pump. I go to town in a Jeep (a motor vehicle designed specifically for such activities).
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Nov 20, 2008, 01:59 PM
 
Originally Posted by Doofy View Post
Try not to cut yourself while you do.



I do not go to town on my love pump. I go to town in a Jeep (a motor vehicle designed specifically for such activities).
In North America going to town means having sex, although sometimes it can mean other things too...

Have you ever had sex with a woman that dug Tony Blair?
     
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Nov 20, 2008, 02:00 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
Have you ever had sex with a woman that dug Tony Blair?
No.
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Nov 20, 2008, 02:35 PM
 
Nikon D3x will have been announced 2 days prior?
     
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Nov 20, 2008, 09:42 PM
 
What will happen on December 3rd?
  • Barack Obama will be disqualified from the Presidency.
  • The NYT publishes a story confirming his Inauguration Speech would have been entitled, "God Damn America."
  • McCain will be deemed the winner by the Supreme Court on a party-line vote.
  • OBL will surrender, and AQ will cease operations.
  • Fighting will stop in Iraq and Iraqis will finally shower their liberators with flowers
  • The stock market will climb 5,000, and another 2,000 in after-hours trading.
  • Gas prices will fall under $1/gallon.
  • GM and Chrysler will sell out their entire stock of automobiles. Hummer sales will go through the roof.
  • Historians will gather to proclaim Bush one of the greatest Presidents in history.
  • Sarah Palin will join Mensa
  • Ted Stevens will win an appeal in his case and return triumphantly to the Senate (along with Tom Delay in the House.)
  • MSNBC will fire Keith O and Rachel Maddow, citing poor ratings.
  • Iran will become a Christian nation.
  • JC himself will rise from the dead once more to formally endorse the Republican Party.
  • Bubba will admit to ordering the hit on Vince Foster, but still denies having sex with that woman (Hillary)
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Nov 20, 2008, 09:51 PM
 
It's the 130th anniversary of the completion of the Canadian Pacific Railway's connection of Winnipeg with the rest of the world.linky



This train is on a boat, for some reason.
     
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Nov 20, 2008, 10:24 PM
 
I have to buy my g/f something nice for the anniversary. Damn you all for reminding me.
     
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Dec 2, 2008, 10:09 PM
 
I hope you found something nice, you're almost out of time....
     
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Dec 2, 2008, 10:31 PM
 
Originally Posted by The Crook View Post
What will happen on December 3rd?
  • Barack Obama will be disqualified from the Presidency.
  • The NYT publishes a story confirming his Inauguration Speech would have been entitled, "God Damn America."
  • McCain will be deemed the winner by the Supreme Court on a party-line vote.
  • OBL will surrender, and AQ will cease operations.
  • Fighting will stop in Iraq and Iraqis will finally shower their liberators with flowers
  • The stock market will climb 5,000, and another 2,000 in after-hours trading.
  • Gas prices will fall under $1/gallon.
  • GM and Chrysler will sell out their entire stock of automobiles. Hummer sales will go through the roof.
  • Historians will gather to proclaim Bush one of the greatest Presidents in history.
  • Sarah Palin will join Mensa
  • Ted Stevens will win an appeal in his case and return triumphantly to the Senate (along with Tom Delay in the House.)
  • MSNBC will fire Keith O and Rachel Maddow, citing poor ratings.
  • Iran will become a Christian nation.
  • JC himself will rise from the dead once more to formally endorse the Republican Party.
  • Bubba will admit to ordering the hit on Vince Foster, but still denies having sex with that woman (Hillary)
Well done, sir.
     
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Dec 2, 2008, 10:34 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dork. View Post
It's the 130th anniversary of the completion of the Canadian Pacific Railway's connection of Winnipeg with the rest of the world.linky



This train is on a boat, for some reason.
Canadians are different like that.

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Dec 3, 2008, 10:15 AM
 
It's Ozzy's birthday!

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