[ThinkInsane]

If you're walking down the street, and you see a guy grab a girl's bag and take off towards you at a run while she chases him yelling at him to stop, and you think to yourself "What would Jesus do?", and decide that Jesus would kick him in the gut as he ran past so hard he folds up on himself mid-air and drops like a stone- so you go ahead and do that, and it turns out the guy is the girl's boyfriend and he was just screwing around while they were waiting for the bus, his friends will laugh uproariously and give you a round of high-fives.

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[turtle777]

Were you the WWJD guy ?

-t

[olePigeon]

I think he's the WWRMD guy.

[residentEvil]

thread useless without video or pics (of the event described, obviously)

[ThinkInsane]

It's almost scary how often Jesus and I are on the same page.

Would WWRMD be what would Ronald McDonald do?

[Spheric Harlot]

My wife is watching tv and just had to shush me for laughing so hard.

[Shaddim]

I would have tripped him and put my knee in his back until the cops arrived... or until the girl told me that it was a prank. Then I would have been amused and laughing about it all day.

[olePigeon]

Originally Posted by ThinkInsane 

Would WWRMD be what would Ronald McDonald do?

What Would Ralph Macchio Do?

[residentEvil]

What Would Rue McClanahan Do?

[imitchellg5]

Originally Posted by ThinkInsane 

It's almost scary how often Jesus and I are on the same page.

Would WWRMD be what would Ronald McDonald do?

World Weapons of Really Mass Destruction?

[BlueSky]

Reminds me of the time I was stopped by a detective (who was part of a large drug bust in the house we were standing in front of) for running with a friend's purse (I had fetched it for her from her house). All I could do was laugh as he started questioning me. Glad he didn't kick me in the gut.

[ThinkInsane]

Originally Posted by Shaddim 

I would have tripped him and put my knee in his back until the cops arrived... or until the girl told me that it was a prank. Then I would have been amused and laughing about it all day.

She didn't so much tell me it was a prank as scream "He's my boyfriend, you butt!", which in and of itself made me lol. Luckily, I'm a smooth talker, so I was able to pacify the situation with an "Oops, my bad".

[Laminar]

Kind of like this?

[ThinkInsane]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

Kind of like this?

That kick was far more awesome

[iMOTOR]

At least you didn’t shoot the guy.

[cypher_B]

I'll suggest the witness who have seen the incident must ran out for the guy who stole tthe girl's bag. Sad thing if the girl is carrying a Meat stylus phone. Apparently, there's a new brand of hardware being sold in South Korea – the meat stylus for iPhone. It isn't what you think. Apparently, South Korea has been experiencing a brutally cold winter, and apparently, people decided to improvise and figure out a way to use their iPhone without freezing their fingers off. The snack food in question is Maekseubong sausages, similar to the cheap plastic wrapped bits of beef jerky, often found in gas stations for a buck, and using the plastic wrapped sausages as a stylus. Getting a few won't cost anyone thinking of the same thing enough to justify fake loans – just a few dollars – and you can use your iPhone in the cold!

[ThinkInsane]

That spam is too good to delete. I say it stays. The perpetrator, not so much. He go now okay bye.

[ThinkInsane]

Originally Posted by iMOTOR 

At least you didn’t shoot the guy.

That would be a bit... excessive.