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Steve loses turtleneck, earth shatters
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I'm wondering if anyone's picked up on this:
What's going on?
Is it safe to travel?
Or has the political climate of the United States radicalized Steve to create a strange turtleneck/army shirt hybrid?
Create your own theory here.
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Wow, he needs to un-button the top button and show some skin....wait...
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Is it a Nike brand jacket?
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Well, his rather significant weight loss over the past couple of years has made him look somewhat thin and sickly in the turtleneck. Remember how everyone was complaining about his looks in the last keynote? That turtleneck looked too loose and baggy, and it was accentuating both a boney frame as well as some unflattering chest lines.
Notice how in an oxford shirt gives him a more "well-built" look, even though he's about as thin as last time we saw him.
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That is a really ugly shirt on top of it. The collar is practically acting like a turtleneck it is so big.
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Is he sick again...or still sick and not letting anyone know about it?
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Originally Posted by Cody Dawg
Is he sick again...or still sick and not letting anyone know about it?
Not this again.
He said last month there is nothing wrong.
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Was he wearing his New Balance or the new Nikes?
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I did notice that. Odd. baw, when did he say nothing was wrong? I must have missed that.
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If he's so fine why are they making it a point to let everyone know that he's fine?
People don't just get thin and change from turtlenecks to dress shirts for no reason.
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Originally Posted by Cody Dawg
If he's so fine why are they making it a point to let everyone know that he's fine?
People don't just get thin and change from turtlenecks to dress shirts for no reason.
The only people making it a point are the lame bloggers.
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It's clear he's been using - he swiched to the buttoned shirt with buttoned up sleaves to make sure he hid his track marks. He has a tendancy to push up those turtlenecks' sleeves you know.
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But does he have jeans on? Thats my big questions.
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Originally Posted by JoshuaZ
But does he have jeans on? Thats my big questions.
He has jeans on.
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Originally Posted by WinsOBoogi
I'm wondering if anyone's picked up on this:
What's going on?
Is it safe to travel?
Or has the political climate of the United States radicalized Steve to create a strange turtleneck/army shirt hybrid?
Create your own theory here.
(gasps)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO! All is lost.
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Jeans and a dress shirt, huh?
I wonder if this is a new thing, or a fluke.
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I predict this is the beginning of the end for Apple.
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Originally Posted by baw
He has jeans on.
So I guess we are still safe.
For now.
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I think I figured it out. His turtleneck is correlated directly to the Aqua interface.
The new shirt is correlated to the new iTunes user interface.
Workable theory?
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Originally Posted by Cody Dawg
If he's so fine why are they making it a point to let everyone know that he's fine?
He's making it a point to say he's OK because the rest of us are speculating that he has to be sick. If none of us were speculating over his health he wouldn't have to make a point of it.
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Apple is now dead to me!
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I think it looks rather dashing, and a bit more age appropriate.
And he is definately looking and moving less "tired" than he did last time. I never fell for the sick thing, I think last time he was just exhausted. He's no spring chicken anymore, but still a handsome vital man. Yes, I'm a fag who has had a little crush on steve for decades...
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He looks alright, but I agree that the collar is too big. I, too, am relieved that he is at least wearing jeans and that the shirt is black.
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The guy is just getting too old for this.
What's next? ****ing adult pampers?
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Lets look at this in a different way, Apples slogan is/was "Think Different". Many people got a Mac instead of a PC and Windows, Steve followed it and got a new shirt
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Originally Posted by paul w
It's clear he's been using - he swiched to the buttoned shirt with buttoned up sleaves to make sure he hid his track marks. He has a tendancy to push up those turtlenecks' sleeves you know.
He did end up rolling his sleeves up this time as well... I'll have to look a little closer for those track marks...
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People shoot up in their neck?
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Steve abandoned the turtles. Sad day
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First, Intel chips, now this.
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Have you ever notice after he got married he started washing himself. That was a big step . It is a silly and funny thread.
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SJ makes that shirt look good
change is good, remember Apple inovates.
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No. I miss the black turtleneck. I just wish that he'd start wearing a belt with his jeans.
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Hahaha, I agree with jawbone, a belt would have set off the dress shirt nicely.
Any of you guys remember MacWorld from 1986, or 1985 - can't seem to remember. Jobs was wearing a tux!
I think this is step one, next step will be the belt, then dress pants, maybe some dress shoes... finally, his resign as CEO of Apple Cooperation Inc.
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I must say, aside from his dramatic weight loss, he is aging gracefully. His wardrobe is fine, its understated and tasteful.
And just be happy we don't have to put up with the likes of this cornball every keynote:
(Check the sweat marks! Nervous? or just on crack?)
/shudder
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You've just lost all image-posting privileges.
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Originally Posted by ::maroma::
I must say, aside from his dramatic weight loss, he is aging gracefully. His wardrobe is fine, its understated and tasteful.
And just be happy we don't have to put up with the likes of this cornball every keynote:
(Check the sweat marks! Nervous? or just on crack?)
/shudder
Hes insane!!!
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Steve Ballmer is the worst person to present anything. I hope he unveils the Zune... he'll most likely get too much sweat on it and it will short circuit ( probably will anyway
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I hope Jobs shows up in PJs next time. They'll show everyone what a casual CEO he is.
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Originally Posted by imitchellg5
Steve Ballmer is the worst person to present anything. I hope he unveils the Zune... he'll most likely get too much sweat on it and it will short circuit ( probably will anyway
Totally. He scares the **** out of me and I think he is the personification of Microsoft to the last detail.
Fat, sweaty, nobody finds it attractive and is annoying as hell.
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Originally Posted by Landos Mustache
Totally. He scares the **** out of me and I think he is the personification of Microsoft to the last detail.
Fat, sweaty, nobody finds it attractive and is annoying as hell.
You forgot filthy stinkin' rich.
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I hope next time he is naked.
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Some fashion consultant will get Steved (fired).
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Originally Posted by Monique
I hope next time he is naked.
I really didn't want to picture that to begin with and i REALLY didn't want to picture you picturing him naked.
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But he is adorable and I am a woman and hetero, so I like to see cute guys with no clothes.
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Originally Posted by Monique
But he is adorable and I am a woman and hetero, so I like to see cute guys with no clothes.
Aww man that just make it 10x worse
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Just like this guy at work I was telling you guys about Robert, darn so cute and so bored because they are married. I would not mind kneeling in front of them and saying hello.
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Originally Posted by Monique
Just like this guy at work I was telling you guys about Robert, darn so cute and so bored because they are married. I would not mind kneeling in front of them and saying hello.
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Can someone get Monique her meds. Thx.
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