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Anyone ever gotten tested?
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Something is dripping out.
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Clinically Insane
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Does Francesca know about this?
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Moderator  Join Date: Feb 2006
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Just go to Planned Parenthood.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Wife wanted me to get an STD panel done too, but I never got around to it.
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Posting Junkie
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You can go into a walk-in clinic and just ask for a STD test.
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Regular doc will do it. It's usually a blood test. I got tested for HIV and Hep C a few years ago. Both negative, thank G-d.
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Emergency Medicine & Urgent Care.
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Addicted to MacNN
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There's no FDA approved HPV test for men. Everything else can be tested.
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There's a clinic down the street from me that does it. I got tested this last January when I was starting a new relationship. It's funny you feel like it shouldn't be a big deal, but as you get up to it, at least for me I was so worried... thankfully I'm neurotic about anything that would put me at risk, thus I was fine. The fact that the HIV test only took a minute or two was great.
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Originally Posted by The Godfather 
There's no FDA approved HPV test for men. Everything else can be tested.
HPV testing and the dangers of contracting it seem to have been the least discussed topic in conversations about the risks of STDs. That is until they introduced a vaccine for women and needed to profit as much as possible from it.
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Thanks for all the feedback. I must say that I have been a member under another name for quite some time and just made this name for privacy reasons. You guys always come through. I'm calling my doc today.
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Posting Junkie
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Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Nice try, Dakar.
It's funny you say that because I almost made this username "Dakar Infinite"
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Hetfield: Just skip straight to getting married then you won't have to bother with all that sex stuff.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Been tested a few times, not a big deal at all - just go to your doctor or a clinic.
oh yeah - Doofy speaks the truth. lulz
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Nice try, Dakar.
My infinite love of Metallica busts me again.
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That and the strange odor.
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"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
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Yeah, been tested lots of times. Usually with every physical, so about once /year.
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Originally Posted by osiris
That and the strange odor.
Shame?
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Just taste the dripping. Don't bother with a doctor.
If it's sticky and thick and tastes a little like burnt walnuts, you've got gonorrhea.
If it's runny and sweet, a little like Mike n Ikes... you're in syphilis town.
If it's chunky and tastes like Szechwan sauce, yeah, you should go see that doctor.
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I'm glad I wasn't planning on having lunch for a while.
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Originally Posted by The Final Dakar
Shame?
Nope, must be the Szechwan sauce.
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"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by The Godfather
There's no FDA approved HPV test for men. Everything else can be tested.
IIRC there is an unapproved test where they put something on your dink and then shine a blacklight on it.
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Originally Posted by subego
IIRC there is an unapproved test where they put something on your dink and then shine a blacklight on it.
Which means nothing if you aren't having an outbreak, the virus is dormant, or is elsewhere on or in your body.
If you have an HPV outbreak you usually know it without a test.
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Oh, okay. I thought it worked on the dormant virus.
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Emergency Medicine & Urgent Care.
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Got it done today. Drew my blood, pissed in the cup (they just switched labs and don't use the "q-tip method" any more!) and an old lady fondled me for a minute and asked me every personal question under the sun. Overall not bad especially since I got a free reach around.
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Sounds like a good night out.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Clinically Insane
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Did you have sex with the old lady?
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Did you have sex with the old lady?
She said I couldn't handle it.
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Clinically Insane
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Well, reach arounds can involve simultaneous pleasuring, so I was just wondering what act you performed on the old lady...
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They did a “Rusty Venture.”
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Posting Junkie
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Foreigners have to be tested to work in mainland China, so I have had a few tests.
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Originally Posted by kmkkid
Which means nothing if you aren't having an outbreak, the virus is dormant, or is elsewhere on or in your body.
If you have an HPV outbreak you usually know it without a test.
Its strange, they told us about HIV, Syphilis, Gonorrhea etc at school, but no mention of a very widespread virus that is mostly invisible in men, very easy to catch (even with a condom on), and if you have it, will very possibly cause cervical cancer and kill your partner.
Maybe I was ill that day.
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When I was in college I noticed a lump in my underarm. I went to the college health clinic who immediately worked the STD angle. I tried to tell them I didn't think that was really possible due to my decided lack of experience in that area at the time. It ended up being Hodgkin's Lymphoma, but at least I knew I didn't have any STDs.
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There's an app for that.™
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you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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