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marden · 10:52 AM

FHM 100 SEXIEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD 2006

100 Sexiest Women - Girls - FHM Magazine Online - FHMUS.com

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By the way...

#90 Katie (Mrs. Tom Cruz) Holmes

Last year #72

Next Year?

And I am truly perplexed at how they could list Rachael Ray at #71

She may be a nice person but on the WORLD'S SEXIEST WOMAN LIST?

At #71????????

EDIT: Ok, after checking around I did find some pix which show how they might have chosen her #71.

Rachael Ray Photos, Pics, FHM, Photo Image Gallery, Rachel Ray Pictures, Thumbnails

Dakar² · Nov 30, 2006, 10:15 AM

Let the flames begin.

(But a fun kind of argument)

Peter · Nov 30, 2006, 10:18 AM

#1 = hot

Eug Wanker · Nov 30, 2006, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by Peter

#1 = hot

#11 = not

Gossamer · Nov 30, 2006, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by Eug Wanker

#11 = not

I think they photoshoped Paris completely out of the picture. Whatever's left is completely drawn in.

And the amount of PS work done on #1 is obscene...look at her legs, it's like looking at plastic!

Dakar² · Nov 30, 2006, 11:24 AM

I'm bored, picky, & verbose. Hello, editorial.
A few picks that raised my eyebrows.

#87 Amanda Peet
I've never understood her appeal. Maybe if I were gay.

#62 Morgan Webb
She makes me think of the episode of Futurama where Zapf Brannigan finds himself unexplainably attracted to one of the male recruits, only to later find out its Leela, the girl he lusts after.

In the case of Morgan, I find her passable, but wouldn't be all that surprised to find out it was a guy. Uh, at any rate, not Top 100 material, not by a long shot.

#60 Uma Thurman
While I appreciated seeing her breasts when I was 15 (late one night while watching Mad Dog & Glory), I never really thought she was all that attractive.

Then Quentin Tarantino spent 5 minutes on a close-up of her feet during Kill Bill and now I throw-up a little whenever I see her.

#49 Kristen Chenowith
Creepy. Very creepy. Also annoying. The hottest gremlin I've ever seen, but that doesn't qualify her for this list.

#40 Gwen Stefani
I don't think there's been another girl I've been more hot & cold on in the past 10 years. Regardless of my current mood, putting her in the Top 100 is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

#28 Mariah Carey
I liked her better as the innocent girl next door than the plasticky wigger super-slut she's become.

#17 Jaime Pressley
Nowhere over 80 for you.

#12 Bennifer Garner
Her bone structure seems so... masculine. Nice girl, solid body (enjoy anytime I flick past TNT and she's in her hooker glam get-up) but about 50 spots too high.

#12 Teri Hatcher
Perhaps if I was desperate for a housewife. Too easy?

#7 Jenny McCarthy
I absolutely love Jenny and her longevity is second only to her STDs, but Top 10 is patently crazy, like her.

#2 Angelina Jolie
This gripe will get me flamed the most, but her... peculiarities and lips like a caricature haven't drawn me in. She does exude a strong femininity which I suppose is her appeal. I'll compromise and say she's Top 25.

Ok, bring the hatemail on.

smacintush · Nov 30, 2006, 11:56 AM

Uma is a she-male.

Paris is a bony skank.

Scarlett belongs at about #87.

Dakar² · Nov 30, 2006, 12:17 PM

I def have a thing for Scarlett.

lpkmckenna · Nov 30, 2006, 12:26 PM

Random Thoughts:

Natalie Portman: top 10, certainly
Eva Longoria: top 10
Pam Anderson: an embarrassment to Canada
Vida Guerra: over-rated
Estella Warren: Canada's gift to men everywhere
Tera Patrick: hot before the boob job, but no longer
Paris Hilton has the sex appeal of a catcher's mitt.

Thoughts on the top 10:

Terri Hatcher: she's pretty, but doesn't have the body for the top 25.
Carmen Electra? bland
Maria Sharapova, contender for #1
Jenny McCarthy? bland
Halle Berry, check
Keira, check
Jessica Simpson? bland
Jessica Alba, check
Angelina: should have been #1
Scarlett, ok but not top 10 hot, definitely not #1

ShortcutToMoncton · Nov 30, 2006, 01:03 PM

How Catherine Zeta-Jones, Kate Beckinsale and Natalie Portman could be so far down the list will probably leave me disoriented and confused for the next day or so.

greg

rickey939 · Nov 30, 2006, 01:11 PM

Hot.

Kerrigan · Nov 30, 2006, 01:11 PM

I'm with Dakar on the Amanda Peet remark. This is definitely the Gay Man's "Sexiest Women" list

Dakar² · Nov 30, 2006, 01:12 PM

I had serious issue with 10% of the picks. It's not great but its not horrible.

Kerrigan · Nov 30, 2006, 01:15 PM

Scarlet Johanson's "whiskey rasp" is not something that should make her sexy.. to men anyways. And Jenny McCarthy is just plain camp. I bet they slipped a no-name tranny in there too, just to see if anyone would notice.

Dakar² · Nov 30, 2006, 01:17 PM

Like I said, I'd take Johansson in a heartbeat.

And I'd take Scarlett's voice over Kristen Chenowith's everyday.

Doofy · Nov 30, 2006, 06:13 PM

This list has obviously been compiled by women or homosexualists.

Ana only got 96? The prosecution rests.

Nov 30, 2006, 06:21 PM

I feel so old. I think I actually knew who about 5 of those girls actually were.

Where the hell on that list is Maria de Medeiros? Audrey Tautou? Now those are some fine looking women.

nredman · Nov 30, 2006, 08:51 PM

56 - ha - she is in my top 10

and natalie portman is 61 - wtf!!

i guess i have different taste in women

rickey939 · Nov 30, 2006, 08:56 PM

A sig homage to rickey939

Thanks Dakara.

marden · Nov 30, 2006, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

This list has obviously been compiled by women or homosexualists.

Ana only got 96? The prosecution rests.

marden · 02:48 PM

This is quite off-topic but I frequently have to mentally stop and make sure that I'm thinking of the correct "Kate."

"Are they talking about Kate Winslet or one of the other Kates?"

I REALLY don't care for Winslet.

This comes after watching her on the talk shows.

Meh.

Macfreak7 · Nov 30, 2006, 10:57 PM

Always good to get a second opinion! Top 99 Most Desirable Women 2006

olePigeon · Nov 30, 2006, 11:01 PM

What a stupid list. #1 through #100 should all be Cate Blanchett.

Lateralus · Nov 30, 2006, 11:07 PM

Am I the only person who thinks Beth Ostrosky is hideous?

lpkmckenna · Nov 30, 2006, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by Lateralus

Am I the only person who thinks Beth Ostrosky is hideous?

They did a good job removing the Adam's apple.

Doofy · Dec 1, 2006, 04:08 AM

Originally Posted by Lateralus

Am I the only person who thinks Beth Ostrosky is hideous?

I'd have said "not all that hot" rather than hideous.

This is more like hideous:

marden · Dec 1, 2006, 04:37 AM

Originally Posted by lpkmckenna

They did a good job removing the Adam's apple.

I think she is as sexy as some and not as sexy as others.

There are some women whose looks are a bit too SOMETHING for our tastes.

Attractive but TOO much this, or TOO much that.

I have no problem with any degree of that SOMETHING she has and while I do NOTICE the SOMETHING it makes no difference to me.

I can recognize she has facial features that are a bit extreme. But they certainly don't bother me or turn me off.

But I think you just don't like them. AT ALL.

I like her.

nredman · Dec 1, 2006, 06:21 AM

Originally Posted by Lateralus

Am I the only person who thinks Beth Ostrosky is hideous?

+

=

good

Dakar² · Dec 1, 2006, 09:11 AM

Originally Posted by Doofy

This list has obviously been compiled by women or homosexualists.

Ana only got 96? The prosecution rests.

Severely underrated yes. I'd put her in my Top 10.

My bed, too.

Dakar² · Dec 1, 2006, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by rickey939

A sig homage to rickey939

Thanks Dakara.

No problem, rickey.

That'd sting more, but I was thinking about that profile anomaly yesterday.

P-Jamm · Mar 2, 2007, 02:42 PM

Rachael Ray is so sexy ,and very brilliant entrepreneur. She has got such a lovely smile and a wonderful rear end. Her buttocks are pleasantly shaped to delight. She is truly blessed with plenty of cooking talents and a gorgeous ass.

Lateralus · Mar 2, 2007, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by P-Jamm

Rachael Ray is so sexy ,and very brilliant entrepreneur. She has got such a lovely smile and a wonderful rear end. Her buttocks are pleasantly shaped to delight. She is truly blessed with plenty of cooking talents and a gorgeous ass.

That looks a bit... Photchopped.

Dakar² · Mar 2, 2007, 03:01 PM

Ray Charles could tell that's fake - and he's blind and dead.

No Time 4 Love Dr. Jones · Mar 2, 2007, 03:16 PM

No Raven Symone, Sara Ramirez, or America Ferrara?

I guess I have much different tastes...

iREZ · Mar 2, 2007, 03:24 PM

scarlett scarlett scarlett

yummmmmm...........

but shes no longer no. 1 after that **** video for timberlakes new song....blegh

himself · Mar 2, 2007, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by marden

And I am truly perplexed at how they could list Rachael Ray at #71

She may be a nice person but on the WORLD'S SEXIEST WOMAN LIST?

At #71????????

Rachel Ray is delicious... and she can cook. Good enough for me.

Vanessa Marcil is much better than 97. I don't think any men (at least, not straight men) compiled this list.

Hawkeye_a · Mar 2, 2007, 09:56 PM

#24 is actually on this list ? crazy !!!
My vote for #1 would have definately gone for #8

Railroader · Mar 2, 2007, 11:32 PM

I missed this thread the first time around. I think I was suffering from tooki-bannitis.

Originally Posted by marden

And I am truly perplexed at how they could list Rachael Ray at #71

She may be a nice person but on the WORLD'S SEXIEST WOMAN LIST?

At #71????????

EDIT: Ok, after checking around I did find some pix which show how they might have chosen her #71.

Rachael Ray Photos, Pics, FHM, Photo Image Gallery, Rachel Ray Pictures, Thumbnails

I told my wife about this and, (this is from a highly conservative Christian woman mind you), She replied: "I would think she'd be lower. She's hot."

When asked to expand on this my wife blushed and stammered something about her being really popular right now and on all of the covers of the magazines at the grocery supermarket.

I've seen some of her cooking shows and I think that while she's very cute and resourceful, she has more of a girl-next-door-play-football-with appearance.

And as for Jolie being #1?!?! I am always amazed that anyone finds her attractive. She's always skanky looking and looks pissed off. Just not my style.

Tiresias · Mar 3, 2007, 03:23 AM

How come they're all caucasian?

Both Fhm and this thread are racist and should be locked immediately.

Railroader · Mar 3, 2007, 03:32 AM

I didn't know Lucy Lui, Salma Hayeck, Ziyi Zhang, Mariah Carey, Gisele Bundchen, Shakira, Beyonce' Knowles, Halle Berry, Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera and Penelope Cruz were caucasian. You learn something new everyday.

Tiresias · Mar 3, 2007, 03:41 AM

Originally Posted by Railroader

I didn't know Lucy Lui, Salma Hayeck, Ziyi Zhang, Mariah Carey, Gisele Bundchen, Shakira, Beyonce' Knowles, Halle Berry, Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera and Penelope Cruz were caucasian. You learn something new everyday.

I went page-by-page to No. 1 and didn't see any non-caucasians (although I did spot a slightly latino-looking face). I guess the above-mentioned's pics weren't featured.

Anyways, here's my vote for the sexiest woman alive: Korean actress Chun-ji Hyun:

(Where's the salivating emoticon?)

Ryknow215 · Mar 3, 2007, 09:51 AM

Famke Janssen, for the win.

cenutrio · Mar 3, 2007, 12:47 PM

A quite weak list if you ask me. Most are American celebs, therefore appropriately chosen for the FHM audience. I can understand that, however, and this is my personal opinion no intention on creating a war here, I think US standards encourage a quite artificial feminine look.

I miss Monica Bellucci in that list, just to mention a name.

hart · Mar 3, 2007, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by Gossamer

And the amount of PS work done on #1 is obscene...look at her legs, it's like looking at plastic!

yee gads that's awful! maybe they made the legs up from scratch.

Railroader · Mar 3, 2007, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by Tiresias

I went page-by-page to No. 1 and didn't see any non-caucasians (although I did spot a slightly latino-looking face). I guess the above-mentioned's pics weren't featured.

So, out of your laziness you called the list racist, and this thread as well?

Cold Warrior · Mar 3, 2007, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by hart

yee gads that's awful! maybe they made the legs up from scratch.

Indeed. Truly horrible.

marden · Mar 3, 2007, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

I'd have said "not all that hot" rather than hideous.

This is more like hideous:

Who is that, the Queen Mum?

marden · Mar 3, 2007, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

This list has obviously been compiled by women or homosexualists.

Ana only got 96? The prosecution rests.

Sorry, but she's only packing tea-cups.

marden · 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by P-Jamm

Rachael Ray is so sexy ,and very brilliant entrepreneur. She has got such a lovely smile and a wonderful rear end. Her buttocks are pleasantly shaped to delight. She is truly blessed with plenty of cooking talents and a gorgeous ass.

Railroader · Mar 3, 2007, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar²

#40 Gwen Stefani
I don't think there's been another girl I've been more hot & cold on in the past 10 years. Regardless of my current mood, putting her in the Top 100 is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.