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Have sex with your car!
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OK, this is kind of old, but I just found it recently and thought I'd share since it is so fuc*ed up.
http://home.earthlink.net/~steevee/car.html
If the car is automatic shift, then put the car in Park and remove the emergency brake. This will enable the car to rock back and forth to your thrusts. If the car is manual transmission, chock the wheels well, remove the emergency brake, and put the car into gear -- the higher the gear, the more play the car has. This will also enable the car to rock. Kneel behind the car. Now thrust in.
 
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.. i think it's better in and not with a car .. 
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Originally posted by Mulattabianca:
.. i think it's better in and not with a car ..
Yes, the back seat is perfect for sex. Especially one with a seat that gives a little bit. Nothing ruins sex more than a hard surface.
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Ya Ca$h can get even closer with his beloved Neon.
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wheres the pic that was floating around, wasn't it of Mike. not that I want to see somthing like that but just for refreance
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I GOT WASTED WITH PHIL SHERRY!!!
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Damn, I was hoping it was a clip of that snl commercial for a car that you make love to.
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Originally posted by G4ME:
wheres the pic that was floating around, wasn't it of Mike. not that I want to see somthing like that but just for refreance
you wanna see some of chris_h's "private" pictures 
Hanks has the one you refer to though
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Originally posted by philzilla:
you wanna see some of chris_h's "private" pictures
Hanks has the one you refer to though
*shiver*
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I tried to sig-spam the forums.
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Originally posted by philzilla:
you wanna see some of chris_h's "private" pictures
Hanks has the one you refer to though
I do?
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Originally posted by Jansar:
Yes, the back seat is perfect for sex. Especially one with a seat that gives a little bit. Nothing ruins sex more than a hard surface.
worse thing about a convertable is no back seat, however i got no roof to get in te way either, plus you get the stars 
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Pickup w/ sturdy cover, thick quilt, thermos of hot chocolate, chick, star-gazing. 
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Originally posted by Nimisys:
worse thing about a convertable is no back seat, however i got no roof to get in te way either, plus you get the stars
well its nice to be together (closer) in the front seat of the convertable...just make sure she's on top 
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Originally posted by istallion:
Damn, I was hoping it was a clip of that snl commercial for a car that you make love to.
The 'Mercury Mistress' I believe it was called. Funny stuff.
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-THIS SPACE FOR RENT-
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"Never do anything with the tailpipe while the engine is on!"
Do'h!!
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This reminds me of that "How to nail a dolphin" thing that someone posted a few months ago...
Having sex with a car is dangerous though. Soon, she'll start taking all your money. Then she'll tell all your embarrassing secrets to her friends. Then, if you try to leave, she uses the kids as leverage to keep you around and milk you for all your worth. Then, if you do manage to get out of the relationship, she gets half of everything! Screw you, you freakin' Buick! Screw YOU!!!! I'll see you in court! 
Um... I mean.. uh...
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*LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: THE BITCH HAS LEFT TEH BUILDING*
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When I was in High School during the mid '80s I had a 1973 Chevy Impala. Great back seat
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Half The People I Know Are Below Average
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Originally posted by Yoda's Erotic Piggyback:
Ya Ca$h can get even closer with his beloved Neon.
I don't own a neon moron.
- Ca$h
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