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besson3c · May 20, 2011, 05:56 PM

Well,

Tomorrow is supposed to be the rapture, so just in case it happens I thought I would say some goodbyes. Let's see....

- I love all of you, especially turtle777
- I am the best here
- I have slept with 7 of you, you know who you are...
- My real name is not besson3c
- I am related to Burt Reynolds
- That whole Abe thing was my doing
- I was right in every PWL argument that ever existed that I participated in
- It was fun while it lasted, see you on the other side

imitchellg5 · May 20, 2011, 06:07 PM

I'll miss you besson

I hope I'm not judged wrongly for not buying your poop

sek929 · May 20, 2011, 06:07 PM

I, for one, am looking forward to the ensuing debauchery once all the prudes get taken away.

Left Behind 4 Life!

Doofy · May 20, 2011, 06:08 PM

YouTube - ‪MEGADETH A Tout Le Monde‬&rlm;

About time. I'm getting a bit bored with all the waiting.

Athens · May 20, 2011, 06:10 PM

and of course had I posted this instead of it being looked on as a Joke it would have been classed as a blatant attack on religion to shirt stuff up.

That said will miss you all too. Even BigMac, see yo all on da otherside.

besson3c · May 20, 2011, 06:13 PM

So, how about we post some porn to this thread?

Spheric Harlot · May 20, 2011, 06:13 PM

Can the Rapture please happen tomorrow and just take all those that believe it away from here?

Doofy · May 20, 2011, 06:20 PM

Oh, and if anyone's looting my house on Sunday, please excuse the mess in the kitchen. Maid's not been in for several weeks. Thanks.

besson3c · May 20, 2011, 07:00 PM

Doofy, you're a pig ****er.

(I don't really think that, but this might be my last chance to say it)

turtle777 · May 20, 2011, 09:09 PM

-t

lpkmckenna · May 20, 2011, 09:50 PM

The worst thing about the Rapture is all the real Christians will be taken away, but all the self-righteous Talibangelicals and uberCatholics will still be here with us.

turtle777 · May 20, 2011, 10:37 PM

That's hell for ya

-t

Shaddim · May 20, 2011, 10:38 PM

I had a few great orgasms today, so maybe that qualifies.

subego · May 20, 2011, 11:18 PM

That's rupture.

olePigeon · May 20, 2011, 11:33 PM

I'm going to the theme park after the rapture. No lines. It's going to be awesome.

turtle777 · May 20, 2011, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by olePigeon

I'm going to the theme park after the rapture. No lines. It's going to be awesome.

Geez, the only place where there will be no lines after the rapture is the churches.

-t

besson3c · May 21, 2011, 12:24 AM

And lineups to Doofy's Mom's house

brassplayersrock² · May 21, 2011, 12:25 AM

The best places for a line would be the drug houses!

besson3c · May 21, 2011, 12:31 AM

It's interesting that Doofy just disappeared. He's probably curled up in a fetal position listening to Burt Bacharach.

Lateralus · May 21, 2011, 12:32 AM

turtle777 · May 21, 2011, 12:39 AM

-t

Shaddim · May 21, 2011, 12:39 AM

So, is this supposed to be EST or PST?

turtle777 · May 21, 2011, 12:41 AM

Only the Lord knows the day and the hour.

Oh, wait

-t

reader50 · May 21, 2011, 01:18 AM

Just think. All the deadbeats who owe you money will still be around. This will be helpful, considering home prices are about to drop big time.

besson3c · May 21, 2011, 02:51 AM

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brassplayersrock² · 12:35 PM

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edit:
now knowing that spell is yet another word filter for besson, I apologize for the above.

Athens · May 21, 2011, 03:07 AM

dam im still here, I borrowed like 5 million from a loan shark and gave it all to one hot girl. Guess im boned now.

Jawbone54 · May 21, 2011, 03:50 AM

He meant 6:00 CST, which is clearly God's time zone.

Doofy · May 21, 2011, 05:58 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

It's interesting that Doofy just disappeared. He's probably curled up in a fetal position listening to Burt Bacharach.

Of course I was curled up in a foetal position listening to Burt Bacharach - that's just standard Friday night territory... ...you know that.
But I don't think I disappeared. I'll have to phone a few people just to be sure, but I can still see my hands and arms and stuff.

besson3c · May 21, 2011, 06:13 AM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Of course I was curled up in a foetal position listening to Burt Bacharach - that's just standard Friday night territory... ...you know that.
But I don't think I disappeared. I'll have to phone a few people just to be sure, but I can still see my hands and arms and stuff.

Foetal? Nice spelling dummy... Man, you are so dum.

Good thing that the rapture is happening soon, cause I figure that since Doofy lives in the UK it will take him a while to get here to kick my ass, and with the rapture coming there will be a lot of missing pilots, especially on planes where Jesus is the co-pilot.

P.S. Megadeath sucks, hippy.

kmkkid · May 21, 2011, 08:54 AM

So is this the day when Steve Jobs reveals he's the true God and all us Apple fanatics are saved?

He's dead Jim · May 21, 2011, 10:37 AM

I wish I knew one of those idiots that believed that rubbish [Before today that is]. I would have ask them for all their material goods. Gold, Computers, Cars, Money.....etc.

aristotles · May 21, 2011, 11:30 AM

I see a lot of immaturity being displayed in this thread and denial. The truth is that those of you scoffing at the rapture would be literally shitting your pants and looking for the nearest copy of a bible if you saw that hundreds of millions of people had disappeared from the face of the earth at once. You would be instant converts ready to die for your new found faith.

The bible is very clear that only god the father knows the day and hour so this guy making predictions with "numerology" should be ignored. Christians are supposed to be prepared for it to happen at any moment without any warning. That does not mean that people should stop living but it just means that they should be spiritually prepared (saved) through acceptance of Christ as their personal saviour.

brassplayersrock² · May 21, 2011, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by Athens

dam im still here, I borrowed like 5 million from a loan shark and gave it all to one hot girl. Guess im boned now.

Just go find a space mission and blow up an astroid that's going to hit the earth. easy.

subego · May 21, 2011, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by aristotles

I see a lot of immaturity being displayed in this thread penis penis penis penis penis

Really?

SpaceMonkey · May 21, 2011, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by Jawbone54

He meant 6:00 CST, which is clearly God's time zone.

It's actually supposedly 6:00 p.m. in your local time zone (God apparently has limited bandwidth and can't take us all at once), so it should have happened already in New Zealand and such. But so far it's looking good!

SpaceMonkey · May 21, 2011, 12:46 PM

And with the first pick of the Rapture, God selects ...Randy Macho-Man Savage! Ooh Yeah!

Lateralus · May 21, 2011, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by aristotles

I see a lot of immaturity being displayed in this thread and denial. The truth is that those of you scoffing at the rapture would be literally shitting your pants and looking for the nearest copy of a bible if you saw that hundreds of millions of people had disappeared from the face of the earth at once. You would be instant converts ready to die for your new found faith.

The bible is very clear that only god the father knows the day and hour so this guy making predictions with "numerology" should be ignored. Christians are supposed to be prepared for it to happen at any moment without any warning. That does not mean that people should stop living but it just means that they should be spiritually prepared (saved) through acceptance of Christ as their personal saviour.

Eh, I only see the rapture as a potential solution to some of the Earth's overpopulation and stupidity problem. Though I'm not sure how much a mere 200 million plucks will really help.

Anyways, the 'sinners' who will be left behind are generally those who run the media and major corporations anyways, so the societal machine will continue unabated after the DOW drops a few hundreds points at the shock of it all, and I'll have nicked myself a much nicer car by Monday night.

lpkmckenna · May 21, 2011, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by aristotles

Christians are supposed to be prepared for it to happen at any moment without any warning.

This is false, biblically-speaking. The Bible says over and over that there will be signs. Of course, like a typical Christian, you believe whatever you want and call it Christianity.

That does not mean that people should stop living but it just means that they should be spiritually prepared (saved) through acceptance of Christ as their personal saviour.

When you preach stupid things, people will consider you stupid. I hope you are "spiritually prepared" for that.

Lateralus · May 21, 2011, 01:28 PM

You know, sometimes I wish I hadn't banned Kevin - it'd be fun watching him go nuclear in this thread.

brassplayersrock² · May 21, 2011, 02:43 PM

nah, lets keep him out of this place.

besson3c · May 21, 2011, 02:44 PM

Doofy preaches stupid things.

turtle777 · May 21, 2011, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by Lateralus

You know, sometimes I wish I hadn't banned Kevin - it'd be fun watching him go nuclear in this thread.

Seconded.

Just imagine Kevin and Rob going at it. That would be epic.

-t

Doofy · May 21, 2011, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Doofy preaches stupid things.

Shut your mouth, girlie.
I love you really, hippie

besson3c · May 21, 2011, 03:51 PM

Make me, infidel troglodyte, and you can't use your guitar

Doc HM · May 21, 2011, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by aristotles

if

edited that down for you.

Doc HM · May 21, 2011, 04:49 PM

Personally I think we ALL got left behind. Not a single one of us humans was up to snuff.

Apparently we have until October before the shit hits the divine fan though.

reader50 · May 21, 2011, 05:02 PM

It would be most interesting if a different group vanished today. Some group other than is generally expected, like the nerds who help people with tech problems. Leaving all the ingrate idiots behind asking each other how to set their clocks.

Without us, they'd be back in the stone age within a year.

aristotles · May 21, 2011, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by subego

Really?

Yes, really.

Here is a common common thing that some people like to bring up:

Jesus says several times that he will be returning in the lifetime of the apostles. Oops. Yet another failed prediction. Guess the son had't received the latest communique from dad.

But what they fail to notice is the context of verses like:
Jesus said, "Truly I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things take place." Matthew 24:34

When you put it in the context of Matthew 24: 4–31 you see that Jesus is talking about future events and so "this generation" refers to people around when these things are happening rather than to the generation of his apostles.
See:
What did Jesus mean when He said, "this generation will not pass"?

imitchellg5 · May 21, 2011, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by reader50

It would be most interesting if a different group vanished today. Some group other than is generally expected, like the nerds who help people with tech problems. Leaving all the ingrate idiots behind asking each other how to set their clocks.

Without us, they'd be back in the stone age within a year.

It'd make my evening easier if everyone in the world who bought a smartphone today would vanish. Namely, my parents.