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subego
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Feb 1, 2014, 08:20 PM
 
There's this company which sells soap. Two of the fragrances are "Democrat" and "Republican".

What should those smell like?

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Shaddim
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Feb 1, 2014, 08:32 PM
 
Both should smell like fresh dollar bills.
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
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subego  (op)
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Feb 1, 2014, 08:52 PM
 
I'm thinking not fresh, not sequential, and with a hint of cocaine.
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subego  (op)
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Feb 1, 2014, 08:53 PM
 
As an aside, can't stand the baby-blue Benjamins.
     
subego  (op)
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Feb 1, 2014, 09:58 PM
 
Democrat. Smells like: entitlement.

Republican. Smells like: your tears.
     
subego  (op)
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Feb 2, 2014, 02:10 AM
 
Libertarian. Smells like: not a goddamn thing.
     
Shaddim
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Feb 2, 2014, 02:12 AM
 
Repub: smells like their money
Dems: smells like someone else's money

ba-dump tish!
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reader50
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Feb 2, 2014, 02:31 AM
 
You guys are assuming the soap characterizes each party. Perhaps instead, it is what each party needs to become clean. In which case both will have a strong bleach smell. Most of the other ingredients I can think of are probably odorless.
     
BadKosh
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Feb 2, 2014, 09:09 AM
 
It smells just like LYE soap.....
     
Snow-i
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Feb 3, 2014, 05:04 AM
 
Democrats: Smells like suspect milk. Seems ok on the sniff test but as soon as you drink it you end up very sorry (kinda like real soap too).
     
   
 
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