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Party Soap
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
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There's this company which sells soap. Two of the fragrances are "Democrat" and "Republican".
What should those smell like?
Fire away!
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 46 & 2
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Both should smell like fresh dollar bills.
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
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I'm thinking not fresh, not sequential, and with a hint of cocaine.
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Last edited by subego; Feb 1, 2014 at 09:09 PM.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
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As an aside, can't stand the baby-blue Benjamins.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
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Democrat. Smells like: entitlement.
Republican. Smells like: your tears.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Libertarian. Smells like: not a goddamn thing.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 46 & 2
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Repub: smells like their money
Dems: smells like someone else's money
ba-dump tish!
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
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Administrator
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: California
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You guys are assuming the soap characterizes each party. Perhaps instead, it is what each party needs to become clean. In which case both will have a strong bleach smell. Most of the other ingredients I can think of are probably odorless.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Just west of DC.
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It smells just like LYE soap.....
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Maryland
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Democrats: Smells like suspect milk. Seems ok on the sniff test but as soon as you drink it you end up very sorry (kinda like real soap too).
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