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Timo
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May 2, 2004, 01:15 AM
 
God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son."
Abe says, "Man, you must be putting me on."
God say, "No."
Abe say, "What?"
God say, "You can do what you want Abe, but the next time you see me comin' you better run."
Well Abe says, "Where do you want this killing done?"
God says, "Out on Highway 61."
Discuss.
     
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May 2, 2004, 01:16 AM
 
ill miss cash...
     
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May 2, 2004, 01:23 AM
 
In the good old days, you needed a point to post...

now with this new fangled interweb, all hell has broken lose!
     
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May 2, 2004, 01:25 AM
 
yeah... i said ill miss cash, johny cash...
     
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May 2, 2004, 01:25 AM
 
...there's something happening here and i don't know what it is...
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May 2, 2004, 01:33 AM
 
I liked it

I laughed... mb it was the beer.
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May 2, 2004, 01:39 AM
 
Originally posted by Timo:
Discuss.
Is that from a new Victoria's Secret ad?
     
Timo  (op)
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May 2, 2004, 01:40 AM
 
Goddamnit, case, Dylan is speaking and you'd better pay attention to the Bard from Hibbing.
     
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May 2, 2004, 01:45 AM
 
Originally posted by Timo:
Goddamnit, case, Dylan is speaking and you'd better pay attention to the Bard from Hibbing.
Oh but I have ... and lately he's been saying"buy panties!"
     
Timo  (op)
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May 2, 2004, 01:47 AM
 
Originally posted by CaseCom:
Oh but I have ... and lately he's been saying"buy panties!"
     
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May 2, 2004, 03:40 AM
 
i thought you got your kicks on route 66(6)?

So keep on living And don`t start giving The devil good reasons To get you in the seasons of heartbreak Baby are you tough enough?
     
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May 2, 2004, 01:55 PM
 
This thread is officially going nowhere.
     
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May 2, 2004, 03:05 PM
 
Originally posted by CaseCom:
Oh but I have ... and lately he's been saying"buy panties!"
And he totally ruins my jazz when I'm watching Adriana Lima prancing around in undies and HE shows up!!
     
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May 2, 2004, 06:50 PM
 
thread != topic

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May 2, 2004, 07:04 PM
 
I think this comes directly out of either Leviticus or Psalms:

Now the fifth daughter on the twelfth night
Told the first father that things weren't right
My complexion she said is much too white
He said come here and step into the light he says hmm you're right
Let me tell the second mother this has been done
But the second mother was with the seventh son
And they were both out on Highway 61.


Discussed.

CV

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May 2, 2004, 07:58 PM
 
I think the forum bgcolor=#FFFFFF is in stupid taste...
     
Timo  (op)
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May 2, 2004, 08:01 PM
 
Originally posted by chris v:
I think this comes directly out of either Leviticus or Psalms:

Now the fifth daughter on the twelfth night
Told the first father that things weren't right
My complexion she said is much too white
He said come here and step into the light he says hmm you're right
Let me tell the second mother this has been done
But the second mother was with the seventh son
And they were both out on Highway 61.


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CV
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May 2, 2004, 09:07 PM
 
Discus?


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May 3, 2004, 05:27 AM
 
Bob Dylan is mega cool!

We also share the same birthday
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