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Predictions for MacNN in 2003
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Sherman Oaks, CA USA
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After lengthy discussions with that fortune telling lady down the street that squeezes the goats testicles and tells the future, I asked her about the future of MacNN (among other things.)
These are her predictions for MacNN in the year 2003:
Sean Yepez will be a moderator again, but realize that most people don't care about him as a person, but instead only the inside rumors he has.
Demonhood will place turn the lounge into a warzone populated only by macnn veterans in which he has enslaved to make him laugh on a whim.
Phizilla will once again get drunk off his ass, but this time there won't be an omnious fluid streaming from it.
AlbertWu will suffer an untimely death from a caffiene overdose, yet beause of the intense effects, he still manages to attend his own funeral.
Cipher13 will break 20,000 posts, and newbs will still continue to pester and annoy him because of this.
MikeM will be charged with stalking the one eyed red head attendance lady at the local Quick Stop minimart, he is quoted saying "THE SNACKCAKE MADE ME DO IT!".
Han's Stump on Luke's Wookie will realize that having so many names only confuses and annoys the rest of the world around him, but because he is canadian, he IS his own world.
Rampant will continue to make odd and hilarious posts, yet he wil suffer a mental breakdown when he reaches the comedic "terminal velocity".
By this time the goat was beginning to enjoy the fortune telling, and I promptly left to keep my fleeting reminants of sanity intact.
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Dedicated MacNNer
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: In the Forest
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All praise the fortune telling Lady!
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I learned the hard way that you can't use vB smilies in your sig. see --> :cry:
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: NYC*Crooklyn
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the dude finally posted something that wasn't stupid
congratulations you moron!  
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Nick
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Originally posted by The Dude:
Sean Yepez will be a moderator again, but realize that most people don't care about him as a person, but instead only the inside rumors he has
No.
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Sherman Oaks, CA USA
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Well, I got a phone call from the fortune teller, and she said the goat gave her these predictions:
Face Ache will be elected to a high ruling position in the Austrailian government, yet will turn it down when he realizes no one in government work has a sense of humor.
SpliffDaddy's company, Hillbilly Technologies, will be bought out by Dell. However, due to Spliff's blood alcohol level at the time of contract signing, he becomes the next "Dell Dude".
Naked Stick Figure Guy will get penis reduction surgury, and finally be able to wear pants and ride a bike, much to MindFad's dismay.
After much ranting and raving, Mac Zealot will be tried as a terrorist by the United States government. His last known words were "It's made of people!!!".
Ca$h68's neon (due to much tweaking and upgrading) will finally be able to reach "Ludacris Speed". Shortly there after, the MacNN Lounge has the party to end all parties.
Once again, I heard the fortune teller lady and the goat beginning to enjoy themselves more and more, so I hung the phone up as quickly as I could.
More later.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Originally posted by Nick:
No.
How do you know that you won't change your mind?
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In vino veritas.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Quetzlzacatenango
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the goat told me this:
Someone at MacNN will start a thread because of a random thought they had and felt like sharing it with the rest of the community. Then someone else will make a remark about Christians, and the thread will transform into a ten page flamewar about the Bible.
and then, naturally, i will roll my eyes.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Hanging on the wall at Jabba's Palace
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Here is my guess. The Dude will be banned for the second time only this time for good because he is obsessive compulsive and not the least bit entertaining.
Oh wait. That already happened
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"Laugh it up, fuzz ball!"
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Originally posted by The Dude:
Naked Stick Figure Guy will get penis reduction surgury, and finally be able to wear pants and ride a bike, much to MindFad's dismay.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Seattle, WA
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did she have a third nipple by any chance?
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The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive.
- Thomas Jefferson, 1787
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Pit Slab #35
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Originally posted by MindFad:
Life does not get any better than this.
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I tried to sig-spam the forums.
ADVANTAGE Motorsports Marketing, Inc. • speedXdesign, Inc.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Originally posted by MindFad:
either you're really bad at drawing fingers or he's got two...
-r.
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Dedicated MacNNer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Chicago
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Originally posted by rjenkinson:
either you're really bad at drawing fingers or he's got two...
-r.
Come on now, give him a break!!! He's a Stick Figure
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Originally posted by rjenkinson:
either you're really bad at drawing fingers or he's got two...
-r.
It's supposed to look that way -- he's a stick figure. Those cartoony pseudo-hands look cool, I think.  And I actually draw pretty well, though I don't think I have any pictures to show ya.
Edit: Here's a picture I did for a little drawing collection I was making a few years ago. Did it back in high school. Yay. Did it with a digital camera, which is why it looks funky with the glare.
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2002
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I don't have a neon anymore.
- Ca$h
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: South Hadley, MA, USA
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Originally posted by imaxxedout:
I don't have a neon anymore.
Good for you! I drove one of those for a day or so in the past year. The only cars I've driven that was worse were a Chevette and a Metro. Hm. Notice a pattern?
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Is this a good place for an argument?
Peace on Earth, Good Will Toward Me
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Originally posted by MindFad:
It's supposed to look that way -- he's a stick figure. Those cartoony pseudo-hands look cool, I think. And I actually draw pretty well, though I don't think I have any pictures to show ya.
Edit: Here's a picture I did for a little drawing collection I was making a few years ago. Did it back in high school. Yay. Did it with a digital camera, which is why it looks funky with the glare.
that's not what i meant. i meant his hand looks like a penis.
-r.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Retired
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I predict that I will continue to never make any lists anyone makes.
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Power Macintosh Dual G4
SGI Indigo2 6.5.21f
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Pit Slab #35
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Originally posted by MacGorilla:
I predict that I will continue to never make any lists anyone makes.
Around here that can be a good thing. 
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I tried to sig-spam the forums.
ADVANTAGE Motorsports Marketing, Inc. • speedXdesign, Inc.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Originally posted by rjenkinson:
that's not what i meant. i meant his hand looks like a penis.
-r.
I'mm sorry I didn't see the joke. I spoiled it. I apoloize.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Oct 2002
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I predict that a Lounge clique will produce numerous inside jokes that no one else will get, and it will drive everyone else nuttier.
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*LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: THE BITCH HAS LEFT TEH BUILDING*
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Originally posted by denim:
Good for you! I drove one of those for a day or so in the past year. The only cars I've driven that was worse were a Chevette and a Metro. Hm. Notice a pattern?
Yeah, thats why they basically destroyed everything in their competition including integras at the SCCAs compact showroom stock roadracing. And thats why they anally rape anything in autocross.
You're an idiot.
- Ca$h
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Mac Enthusiast
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: OK
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Originally posted by imaxxedout:
I don't have a neon anymore.
- Ca$h
Epitaph?
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: PA
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...people will bicker over meaningless things
...someone will insult MikeM32 and/or Zimphire
...there will be posts about Gamecube games
...someone will have their ego bruised
...someone will die and no one will notice
...Demonhood will lock a thread
...there will be extended flamewars about religion and/or the United States foreign policy
...Ca$h will be banned again
...someone will pout and announce to everyone that they are leaving, only to return a few weeks later
...someone will post about food
...there will be many "What your favorite..." threads
...someone will be scolded for violating signature guidelines
...someone will complain
...someone will come to the Lounge for the first time, only to leave in disgust moments later
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