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besson3c · Jul 6, 2013, 01:17 PM

A certain unnamed member was joking about midget porn in another thread, which I'm hoping many people find to be extremely offensive as I did. If you are a midget you can't help being a midget, which is why I want to celebrate all of the midgets in the world in this thread!

If there were no midgets there would not have been Star Wars, Willow, Austin Powers, and so many other great entertain films. They are also good at getting into small and tight places to reach things.

turtle777 · Jul 6, 2013, 01:31 PM

I'm sure you got plenty of reasons to associate yourself with midgets.

*rimshot*

-t

besson3c · Jul 6, 2013, 01:37 PM

Turtle: how do you know that midgets have small penises?

turtle777 · Jul 6, 2013, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Turtle: how do you know that midgets have small penises?

I didn't, but I was hoping your first-hand experience could confirm it for me.
You did not disappoint.

-t

besson3c · Jul 6, 2013, 02:08 PM

I'm not confirming or denying anything, I just know that is exactly what you meant because you are transparent and dumb.

besson3c · Jul 6, 2013, 02:17 PM

Turtle: I'm pretty sure the mods here still hand out infractions, so I'd watch your back.

Shaddim · Jul 6, 2013, 03:33 PM

I love them, they're so much fun.

turtle777 · Jul 6, 2013, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Turtle: I'm pretty sure the mods here still hand out infractions, so I'd watch your back.

LOL, you're just mad because you fell for the trap like a complete n00b

-t

subego · Jul 6, 2013, 05:47 PM

besson3c · Jul 7, 2013, 12:11 AM

Originally Posted by turtle777

LOL, you're just mad because you fell for the trap like a complete n00b

-t

No I didn't, I got to call you transparent and dumb without getting an infraction.

Face Ache · Jul 7, 2013, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

If you are a midget you can't help being a midget

They could stand on tip toes.

They don't even try.

Midget bastards.

BadKosh · Jul 7, 2013, 09:04 AM

What about Dwarfs?

ajprice · Jul 7, 2013, 09:09 AM

Originally Posted by Shaddim

I love them, they're so much fun.

I like MGB's too, but this a midget

I'm 6'6", I sat in a midget once, once I was in it was fine, but trying to get in and out through the tiny doors with the roof up was... interesting

Waragainstsleep · Jul 7, 2013, 01:08 PM

Personally I think midgets are over-represented in the media. There are plenty in films and TV etc but I don't recall the last time I saw one in the street.
If you ask me its all a conspiracy of the midgetary-industrial complex.

turtle777 · Jul 7, 2013, 01:10 PM

-t

besson3c · Jul 7, 2013, 02:59 PM

Waragainstsleep: well, there are lots of mental midgets in the streets, they are a particular species of midget.

Waragainstsleep · Jul 7, 2013, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Waragainstsleep: well, there are lots of mental midgets in the streets, they are a particular species of midget.

So more of a midgetary-intellectual complex in those cases?

Face Ache · Jul 7, 2013, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by Waragainstsleep

Personally I think midgets are over-represented in the media.

Yeah but they don't get any of the big roles.

subego · Aug 4, 2013, 01:10 AM

Awesome thread choice!

Shaddim · Aug 4, 2013, 01:42 AM

I like some entertain films! They more good!

subego · Aug 4, 2013, 02:22 AM

They best!

moonmonkey · Aug 4, 2013, 07:55 AM

Never pat them on the head, they hate it.

Unless you get a biter they are generally friendly, but they have these silly rules.
Some of them have their knees on backwards so you rarely see them in lederhosen which is dissapointing.

ghporter · Aug 4, 2013, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by ajprice

I like MGB's too, but this a midget

I'm 6'6", I sat in a midget once, once I was in it was fine, but trying to get in and out through the tiny doors with the roof up was... interesting

I found that the modern version of the Mini is quite comfortable for my 6'2" frame, doors and all, though now I need to find a classic Mini to test the fit with.

I don't know any "midgets" per se, but I have a cat who is, as an adult, perhaps 5 pounds in weight and stands 2/3 the height of other, "normal" cats (yes, I know that there are really no "normal" cats). I suppose she could be thought of as a midget cat. And she is a biter...

Laminar · Aug 6, 2013, 12:03 PM

The last time I saw a midget was just a couple weeks ago.

osiris · Aug 6, 2013, 01:20 PM

Maybe we could bring back midget hurling.

Waragainstsleep · Aug 7, 2013, 04:46 AM

Originally Posted by ghporter

I found that the modern version of the Mini is quite comfortable for my 6'2" frame, doors and all, though now I need to find a classic Mini to test the fit with.

Throw some low profile seats in it and you'll be fine.

Originally Posted by ghporter

I don't know any "midgets" per se, but I have a cat who is, as an adult, perhaps 5 pounds in weight and stands 2/3 the height of other, "normal" cats (yes, I know that there are really no "normal" cats). I suppose she could be thought of as a midget cat. And she is a biter...

I have a small cat too. She doesn't really bite unless provoked though.

Shaddim · Aug 7, 2013, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by Waragainstsleep

Throw some low profile seats in it and you'll be fine.

I fit well in my `68 Cooper S and I'm not much shorter than you, Glenn. I swapped in some Sparco R505s and stored the originals, so it can be restored back to stock later.