[Laminar]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

Wow, no one interested in the entry level japanese cars? You don't say? Meanwhile people are raving about Neons, Focuses, and Cobalts!

The car I hear referred to the most is the Mazda 6. Everyone seems to love those.

The Mazdaspeed 6 is on the short list of cars I'll buy next, but I'm not sure if I want to sell my soul to the premium fuel gods again.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

Taken out of context, there is no one, I repeat no one, who would ever guess this just came out of the Doofy account.

Because no one would guess that he could possibly have friends, right?

[Dakar V]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

The Mazdaspeed 6 is on the short list of cars I'll buy next, but I'm not sure if I want to sell my soul to the premium fuel gods again.

Wow, what are the chances. Another 6 fan.

Originally Posted by Laminar 

Because no one would guess that he could possibly have friends, right?

You're trying to get me in trouble, aren't you?

[Doofy]

You pansies talk about Mazdas and Fords amongst yourselves for a while.

[Dakar V]

Who's talking about Fords?

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

Who's talking about Fords?

Originally Posted by Laminar 

So I was joking, but apparently be does truly believe that the Durango is fast. My car would completely kick it's ass and we all know how fast my car is .

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

Wow, no one interested in the entry level japanese cars? You don't say? Meanwhile people are raving about Neons, Focuses, and Cobalts!

You both on the rag or something?

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

Wow, what are the chances. Another 6 fan.

Four doors, 274hp, AWD, 6 speed manual? The only thing NOT to love is the premium gas and poor AWD milage.

[Dakar V]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

That doesn't count, unless you take the stance he's talking about Fords in every thread he posts in.

Originally Posted by Doofy 

You both on the rag or something?

Mentioning is the not the same as talking. 'Else you're just as guilty of talking about Fords...

Originally Posted by Doofy 

I've never seen anyone stop and say "wow that Ford Focus is teh tits" either.

Seriously, I'm on the rag just for disagreeing with you?

[Dakar V]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

Four doors, 274hp, AWD, 6 speed manual? The only thing NOT to love is the premium gas and poor AWD milage.

I'm not a fan of 4 doors in general. The 6 is one of the few exceptions, and probably the only truly sporty one.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

Seriously, I'm on the rag just for disagreeing with you?

No, you're on the rag because you think you're disagreeing with me when in fact you're agreeing, you 'tard.

And Lamer's always on the rag.

[Dakar V]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

No, you're on the rag because you think you're disagreeing with me when in fact you're agreeing, you 'tard.

War is Peace?

Originally Posted by Doofy 

And Lamer's always on the rag.

Uh-oh, he's going for blood!

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

War is Peace?

Let's look at the bit you just quoted:

Originally Posted by Doofy 

I've never seen anyone stop and say "wow that Ford Focus is teh tits" either.

Then let's look at what you were typing at the same fecking time:

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

Wow, no one interested in the entry level japanese cars? You don't say? Meanwhile people are raving about Neons, Focuses, and Cobalts!

I went for straight, you went for sarcastic (since you're on the rag today). But we're saying the same thing. But somehow you've got this running through your brain:

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

Seriously, I'm on the rag just for disagreeing with you?

Proof positive that you are, in fact, on the rag. Quite how you manage it with your panties so tightly wadded at the same time is beyond my comprehension.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by Doofy

You don't say.

[Dakar V]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

Let's look at the bit you just quoted:

Then let's look at what you were typing at the same fecking time:

You do realize I was referring to this post:

Originally Posted by Doofy 

You pansies talk about Mazdas and Fords amongst yourselves for a while.

When I said:

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

Who's talking about Fords?

Right?

Originally Posted by Doofy 

Proof positive that you are, in fact, on the rag. Quite how you manage it with your panties so tightly wadded at the same time is beyond my comprehension.

I see mean little words in your post, but for some reason, I just don't feel it.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

I see mean little words in your post, but for some reason, I just don't feel it.

Oh, I get it. He's insinuating that we're women. Clever, that.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

You don't say.

No, actually, I didn't say.

But now you come to mention it, yes, my Jeep sucks. Must be all the fancy intake piping on it or something.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by doofy 

no, actually, i didn't say.

But now you come to mention it, yes, my jeep sucks. Must be all the fancy intake piping on it or something.

LAWL all caps

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

You do realize I was referring to this post:

When I said:
Right?

Of course. If you actually followed the conversation you'd know this already.

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

I see mean little words in your post, but for some reason, I just don't feel it.

I know, I know. I'm in a good mood today so I can't really summon up the required nastiness.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

Oh, I get it. He's insinuating that we're women teenage girls. Clever, that.

There ya go.

[Dakar V]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

Of course. If you actually followed the conversation you'd know this already.

Alright, if someone wants to play Doofy to Dakar translator, feel free to jump in here. Feels like every time I ask Doofy a question it somehow devolves into him trying to insult me.

Originally Posted by Doofy 

I know, I know. I'm in a good mood today so I can't really summon up the required nastiness.

Yes, that must be it.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

Alright, if someone wants to play Doofy to Dakar translator, feel free to jump in here. Feels like every time I ask Doofy a question it somehow devolves into him trying to insult me.

Just go and read the thread, you silly tw@t. Did you get possession of the 'tard crown while Bess is away or something?

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

Bess is away or something?

Speaking of which, can't we all just chill and enjoy the moment?

[Dakar V]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

Just go and read the thread, you silly tw@t. Did you get possession of the 'tard crown while Bess is away or something?

Case in point.

[klb5090]

Originally Posted by ctt1wbw 

A. Almost no Japanese cars.
B. Most cars with more than a 4 banger.

Pretty simple.

I generally wouldn't say something this direct but... your wrong.
End of conversation.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

Speaking of which, can't we all just chill and enjoy the moment?

Well, we should be able to. But it looks like Bess has employed Dak to look after his 'tard crown while he's away.

[klb5090]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

The Mazdaspeed 6 is on the short list of cars I'll buy next, but I'm not sure if I want to sell my soul to the premium fuel gods again.

I love the speed6 (and the speed3) but don't let the premium fuel gods fool you, they are very nice people! They have treated me well , your talking about literally 3.60$ more full fill up. and we all know why there is turbo lag....to let V8's catch up.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

Case in point.

True Bess style there. Hurl an insult out. Get one back. Deny all knowledge of process (which is available for all to see up there in the thread) then accuse opposition of throwing insults around for no good reason.

[sek929]

Originally Posted by ctt1wbw 

I can count probably three Japanese cars that I would dearly love to own, if I had money coming out my ass. The Q45, M45, and the new LS600. Other than that, imho most Japanese cars are completely boring, poorly designed, and completely soul-less cars. Just look at crap like the Accord, Camry, Sentra... boring. I've never heard or seen people stop and go, "damn, look at the ****ing Camry! That's sweet!" But I've seen numerous people say that about something like the new Challenger SRT-8, just to name an example.

Sooo, a limited production muscle-car gets more looks than the produced-by-the-millions sedan....

Thanks for the lesson, Captain Obvious!

[Dakar V]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

True Bess style there. Hurl an insult out. Get one back. Deny all knowledge of process (which is available for all to see up there in the thread) then accuse opposition of throwing insults around for no good reason.

At the risk of setting the entire process in motion again, what insult did I throw out?

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

At the risk of setting the entire process in motion again, what insult did I throw out?

Again, exactly what Bess does. Go read the thread again.

[klb5090]

Originally Posted by sek929 

Sooo, a limited production muscle-car gets more looks than the produced-by-the-millions sedan....

Thanks for the lesson, Captain Obvious!

Beat me to it, if you want to say the Japanese cars are boring and state the examples as the camry, accord, and corolla. You must then compare them to some "american" cars Malibu, Cobalt, Taurus, and Focus. Now come on, if you want to compare the SRT-8 Challenger, your competition stiffens, the S4, GTR, and the Lexus IS-F. Now thats not even a competition.

[sek929]

I get what you're saying though, 4-bangers have no torque....wait a second!

2008 Subaru WRX STi 2.0L Horizontally opposed 4 cylinder 304HP 311lb/ft

Well there you go, Durango boy, proof that you indeed suck at realizing a good car (for a damn good price) when you see it. I don't blame you since you are, in fact, Durango boy.

[IceEnclosure]

okay laminar, I'm sorry for posting unrelated pics in your motorcycle thread. Let's talk about fast cars again.

ctt1wbw, srsly almost every car produced over the last few years can do 120mph. Maybe not the uber-gas conscious crowd of cars but most sedans, SUVs, sports cars will all do 120. Hitting a top speed of 120mph is absolutely no real feat at all.

GETTING THERE QUICKLY IS THE TRICK.

This guy's car will be pulling liter bikes. Line up next to a bike, even a 600 and see where you stand!

The car should trap in the quarter mile at around 145-150 mph. How fast is your Durango going after 1/4 of a mile? I'll answer: probably 83-87 mph if it's lucky. Coincidentally, that's about where my very mundane SENTRA is. (and most of the other average cars built from 2000-2008.


wanna race??


Oh, and the last time I drove in a Jeep Cherokee, about 4 years ago.. my friend rented it and we were on the highway, banging the rev limiter at a governed 107mph. It was hilarious, I couldn't catch my breath I was laughing so hard. BAP BAP BAP BAP BING BAP BAP BAP BAP. That's what it sounded like. Fun times, but not really exciting.



Also, comparing ANY SRT vehicle and a CAMRY??? C'mon, that's ridiculous.

[klb5090]

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure 

okay laminar, I'm sorry for posting unrelated pics in your motorcycle thread. Let's talk about fast cars again.

ctt1wbw, srsly almost every car produced over the last few years can do 120mph. Maybe not the uber-gas conscious crowd of cars but most sedans, SUVs, sports cars will all do 120. Hitting a top speed of 120mph is absolutely no real feat at all.

GETTING THERE QUICKLY IS THE TRICK.

This guy's car will be pulling liter bikes. Line up next to a bike, even a 600 and see where you stand!

The car should trap in the quarter mile at around 145-150 mph. How fast is your Durango going after 1/4 of a mile? I'll answer: probably 83-87 mph if it's lucky. Coincidentally, that's about where my very mundane SENTRA is. (and most of the other average cars built from 2000-2008.


wanna race??


Oh, and the last time I drove in a Jeep Cherokee, about 4 years ago.. my friend rented it and we were on the highway, banging the rev limiter at a governed 107mph. It was hilarious, I couldn't catch my breath I was laughing so hard. BAP BAP BAP BAP BING BAP BAP BAP BAP. That's what it sounded like. Fun times, but not really exciting.



Also, comparing ANY SRT vehicle and a CAMRY??? C'mon, that's ridiculous.

Good work.
Exactly what i said, any car can do 120, its about how fast you get to 120.
I'm also up for a race againist that nasty V8 Durango, i'm sure my little 4 -banger (turbo stage 2) can keep up.

[sek929]

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure 

The car should trap in the quarter mile at around 145-150 mph..

The question is, what can it do with drag slicks?

[Dakar V]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

Again, exactly what Bess does. Go read the thread again.

And you're refusal to trot out what should be conversation ending proof is also par for the course.

But my guess is:
A. You misconstrued something I said to you as an insult
B. I insulted someone else and you misconstrued it as being aimed at you

Edit: Please god, don't tell me it was the Doofy Account comment

[klb5090]

Originally Posted by sek929 

I get what you're saying though, 4-bangers have no torque....wait a second!

2008 Subaru WRX STi 2.0L Horizontally opposed 4 cylinder 304HP 311lb/ft

Well there you go, Durango boy, proof that you indeed suck at realizing a good car (for a damn good price) when you see it. I don't blame you since you are, in fact, Durango boy.

Beautiful and the examples keep coming,
The Evo X - 291HP...300lb/ft
Stock GTI MKV - 200HP... 207lb/ft

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

And you're refusal to trot out what should be conversation ending proof is also par for the course.

But my guess is:
A. You misconstrued something I said to you as an insult
B. I insulted someone else and you misconstrued it as being aimed at you

WTF was this then:

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

Taken out of context, there is no one, I repeat no one, who would ever guess this just came out of the Doofy account.

Originally Posted by Laminar 

Because no one would guess that he could possibly have friends, right?

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

You're trying to get me in trouble, aren't you?

?

Your usual 1-2 with Lamer.

We were having a nice conversation. We were agreeing. Then you silly little girls go and pull your silly little stunts.

[sek929]

Not to mention the mind boggling MPG you can achieve if you lighten your foot up a bit. Then they turn from econo-boxes into rockets on command.

Question, the GTi MKV...is that with the 6 or the Turbo 4?

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure 

Oh, and the last time I drove in a Jeep Cherokee, about 4 years ago.. my friend rented it and we were on the highway, banging the rev limiter at a governed 107mph. It was hilarious, I couldn't catch my breath I was laughing so hard. BAP BAP BAP BAP BING BAP BAP BAP BAP. That's what it sounded like. Fun times, but not really exciting.

Governed? They ain't here.
Mind you, you guys don't get the Ferrari launch control system either?

[Dakar V]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

WTF was this then:







?

Your usual 1-2 with Lamer.

We were having a nice conversation. We were agreeing. Then you silly little girls go and pull your silly little stunts.

Ok, then yes, you misconstrued it. I don't think anyone would recognize that as a Doofy post because of the use of the word "homey" and the mention of a Skyline.

My response to him was serious – I figured you might be sensitive enough to something I said to think I was trying to insult you when I wasn't. Sadly, I didn't realize that's what the 'pansies' swing was all about.

Anyway, if you don't believe a word of this (and I doubt you will) I ask that you report the offending post. If a mod actually thinks I was trying to insult you, I'll take the infraction for it.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

Your usual 1-2 with Lamer.

Oh, I get it, you're purposely misspelling my name! Hilarious, that.

[sek929]

But, it has badging and...uhhh, 15 inch wheels and, uhhhh.....

nice steering wheel?

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by sek929 

But, it has badging and...uhhh, 15 inch wheels and, uhhhh.....

nice steering wheel?

Coupled with some limo tint and gutter guard grill mesh, you have a car that "terrorized" the local streets when I was in high school.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

Ok, then yes, you misconstrued it. I don't think anyone would recognize that as a Doofy post because of the use of the word "homey" and the mention of a Skyline.

My response to him was serious – I figured you might be sensitive enough to something I said to think I was trying to insult you when I wasn't. Sadly, I didn't realize that's what the 'pansies' swing was all about.

Anyway, if you don't believe a word of this (and I doubt you will) I ask that you report the offending post. If a mod actually thinks I was trying to insult you, I'll take the infraction for it.

I'll accept your explanation, even though it did seem like your usual 1-2 with Lamer.

But why would my use of the word "homey" be unusual? Do a search - I use it reasonably regularly.

I accept that you probably can't remember previous mentions of my homey's Skyline though - it was a while back. Got into an argument with Ca$h about the existence of four-door Skylines - homey in question bought one for his Mrs., so I knew they existed. She had the R33 four-door, he has the R32 GTR. At one point it used to be just under 800 BHP - a real scary monster. It's 2 BPP (blokes pushing power) right now since Skylines don't like much above 550 and they get real expensive to fix when a heavily modded engine blows.

We cool?

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

Oh, I get it, you're purposely misspelling my name! Hilarious, that.

About as funny as the crap you come out with.

[Dakar V]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

I'll accept your explanation, even though it did seem like your usual 1-2 with Lamer.

But why would my use of the word "homey" be unusual? Do a search - I use it reasonably regularly.

I accept that you probably can't remember previous mentions of my homey's Skyline though - it was a while back. Got into an argument with Ca$h about the existence of four-door Skylines - homey in question bought one for his Mrs., so I knew they existed. She had the R33 four-door, he has the R32 GTR. At one point it used to be just under 800 BHP - a real scary monster. It's 2 BPP (blokes pushing power) right now since Skylines don't like much above 550 and they get real expensive to fix when a heavily modded engine blows.

We cool?

I'll also accept that I haven't read all your posts, and definitely have missed stuff – but then again my joke wasn't dependant on your never having mentioned it, just that the average forum goer wouldn't expect it either.

We're cool. I'll take the blame for this one. I refuse to learn the lesson that your sense of humour and my sense of humor almost never meet.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

About as funny as the crap you come out with.

Funny to you, or to anyone that matters?

[IceEnclosure]

Originally Posted by sek929 

The question is, what can it do with drag slicks?

True, but with 'vettes and their IRS, they usually stick with a drag radial tire to keep from breaking the rear. An inherent problem with drag racing a sports car. Some 'vette guys with big big numbers like this will sometimes ditch the IRS(gasp!) for a solid rear, then slicks are less likely to break anything.

I've posted the blue Z06 before, these guys are cousins. The blue one has broken all manner of C5R rear end parts and other heavy duty rear end stuff trying to drag race his 'vette. He refuses to go solid rear just for drag racing fun, which I agree he shouldn't do. It's one thing if you're "chasing a number" on the dragstrip, but yea.



Quit bickering dudes!

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

Funny to you, or to anyone that matters?

OK Lamer, the gloves are off.